[1980] [Flash Gordon] English Transcripts

(1) Klytus, I'm bored.
(2) What plaything can you offer me today?
(3) An obscure body in the SK system. The inhabitants call it Earth.
(4) How peaceful it looks.
(5) EARTHQUAKE
(6) Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this Earth?
(7) Later. I like to play with things... before annihilation.
(8) MAIN TITLE
(9) HOT HAIL
(10) Green Mountain Airways 123 requesting instructions.
(11) I hope Flash Gordon's had a great vacation after last season.
(12) Any problem, fellas? Just turbulence. Nothing serious.
(13) Nothing you'd want to toss a third-down pass through either.
(14) Would you like to autograph this for my kid, Mr. Gordon?
(15) Call Boston approach. It may be smoother higher up.
(16) Do us a favor and leave them alone. They're busy driving the bus.
(17) It's just a little turbulence.
(18) My name's Flash. I know.
(19) I'm sorry if I seemed rude. I'm just a little scared.
(20) It's kind of nice. A travel agent who's scared in planes.
(21) I asked the Maître D' who you were.
(22) Talk to me. Get my mind off this. I couldn't believe you were alone.
(23) You're just saying that. No, I mean it.
(24) What were you doing there, alone? Trying to get my head together.
(25) By myself, you know? I sure do.
(26) It's okay. Honestly, it's nothing.
(27) Famous last words. I take flying lessons.
(28) Sometimes air rises above clouds and you get a...
(29) What's the matter?
(30) What's happening, Flash?
(31) Dr. Zarkov! There's no sun. It's 8:24 in the morning.
(32) No sun? No.
(33) Check the angular vector of the moon.
(34) There seems to be no reason for these intergalactic upsets.
(35) Only Dr. Hans Zarkov, formerly of NASA, provided an explanation.
(36) His ideas, however, have been rejected as irrational.
(37) According to NASA, today's solar eclipse is no cause for alarm.
(38) A team of scientists has been in conference with the President.
(39) What do you find? The moon out of orbit?
(40) By more than twelve degrees. It must be a mistake.
(41) That's no mistake. It's an attack.
(42) I've been right all these years.
(43) Fragments of moon rock. Our moon is subjected to some enormous force.
(44) A kind of energy beam.
(45) Time to go, Munson. I've got the coordinates
(46) the direction it's coming from.
(47) This is what we've been waiting for.
(48) We'll go up and counter-attack.
(49) You're crazy. I'm not going up in that.
(50) I can't handle the capsule alone. You'd better try.
(51) Get your toothbrush and whatever. Right, chief.
(52) Munson! Why are you running away?
(53) All the frequencies are dead.
(54) Get a look at the V.O.R. Holy cow!
(55) John, ten o'clock!
(56) I'll put this baby down right here.
(57) What the hell?
(58) My God, where are the pilots? Help me pull her up.
(59) Are we coming up? I can't see.
(60) Me neither. Look for landing lights.
(61) This isn't my scene. Look where? Hit the switches over there.
(62) Did your flying lessons get as far as landing?
(63) I was afraid you'd ask that. No.
(64) Hang on, here we go.
(65) Munson!
(66) I swear, Munson, I'll shoot!
(67) Get shot, go up, what's the difference?
(68) You'll give your life to save Earth.
(69) Haven't you any spirit at all? No!
(70) Dr. Zarkov, listen! You're back.
(71) Dale, you all right? I'm terrific.
(72) Let's get out of here before she blows.
(73) Hold me for a second, then drop me, I'll kiss the ground.
(74) You sure you're okay? Fine. But no more flying.
(75) Good morning! Are you injured? It seems not.
(76) A miracle. I expect you'd like to use my phone?
(77) I would. I'm sure the insurance...
(78) Please, don't mention it. What happened to the sun?
(79) Looks like an eclipse. There was nothing about it on TV.
(80) The phone is right in there.
(81) Sorry, Munson. Missed your opportunity.
(82) Where's the telephone? I'm sure that's Dr. Zarkov.
(83) He's a crazy scientist I saw on TV.
(84) He kept talking about an attack. They kicked him out of NASA...
(85) Dr. Zarkov. Enough!
(86) Are you crazy? Unfortunately not.
(87) The attack has begun. We have eleven days before the moon crashes down.
(88) I need aid in taking off. Taking off where?
(89) Up there. I need one person to keep a foot on that red pedal
(90) During blast-off. You're the lighter. Sit down.
(91) You may leave. Tell the world what Hans Zarkov has done.
(92) I guess I'll be running along now. You lunatic!
(93) Flash, the doors!
(94) Sit down! Keep a foot on the pedal, or the G-forces will kill us all.
(95) My God, we're moving.
(96) For God's sake, strap yourselves down! Quick!
(97) The red pedal!
(98) Friendship. Built this to send in friendship...
(99) The end, now...
(100) Unless we three can... Unless we can...

[1980] [Any Which Way You Can] English Transcript

(1) How would you like to have your goddamn rig impounded?
(2) Sorry, Officer. My hand slipped.
(3) You better get ready to hock your tricycle, Jack.
(4) Yeah? Let's see your money, big mouth.
(5) 200 on Philo! You're covered!
(6) I'll go handle this.
(7) 50 on Philo.
(8) What's your name?
(9) 1,200 more on Philo! You're covered!
(10) You know, we're covering over $8,000 so far.
(11) We'll eat him for breakfast.
(12) Hell, Joe whipped every Marine in the 1st Division.
(13) He ain't a Marine.
(14) Jesus, he's big. Yeah, he's sizeable.
(15) They said he beat everybody in the Marine Corps.
(16) I ain't a marine.
(17) I got $2,800 from the boys in Bakersfield.
(18) You're covered.
(19) You lose this fight, we'll be patrolling Death Valley for the next five years.
(20) Don't worry about it, Sarge. Eat him up, Joe.
(21) Eat him up.
(22) Take care of Clyde, will you? You know he likes to crap in squad cars.
(23) Hey, hold it.
(24) Okay, Joe. All right!
(25) He's killing him!
(26) He's moving pretty good for a corpse.
(27) Bingo!
(28) All right. That's it.
(29) He ain't down yet. He ain't and I ain't putting him down.
(30) If you want to take his place, we can arrange that.
(31) Fight ain't over till he's down. Shut up.
(32) Great. You got him.
(33) How much we pull down?
(34) Where's Clyde?
(35) Shit. There.
(36) Clyde, you got damn little respect for the law.
(37) Sergeant Smith.
(38) This is going to be my last fight.
(39) How come?
(40) Right turn, Clyde.
(41) I'm getting to like the pain.
(42) Well, I guess it's time, then. Yeah, I think.
(43) I don't understand it. I whipped every marine in my division.
(44) Some real tough guys. Jesus.
(45) How can you stand the stench? I can't smell nothing.
(46) The Captain won't really transfer us, will he, Sarge?
(47) Seeing as we flushed $2,800 of his hard-earned bucks...
(48) it's Death Valley, son, believe me. Some real tough guys.
(49) Pull those guys over! They're littering! Shut up, will you?
(50) Pardon me, sir, was that $3,000?
(51) No, it is not $3,000.
(52) Mr. Paoli bets $30,000 on the challenger?
(53) That's it! He never touched him!
(54) Your animal's going to be dead in 15 seconds.
(55) Gentlemen.
(56) Keep your terrier in his cage, Beekman.
(57) Junior, he is only looking out for my interests, that's all.
(58) Your money will be here by 5:00 p.m. I expected no less.
(59) Did you set up a fight for Wilson? Not yet.
(60) Come on.
(61) What the hell am I paying him 5,000 a month for, to sit on his hands?
(62) Nobody will take him on.
(63) Not after what he did to those last couple of guys.
(64) Maybe we ought to set up a match between Wilson and the rattler.
(65) You would lose a good rattler.
(66) There is a guy on the West Coast named Philo Beddoe.
(67) Philo Beddoe.
(68) I never heard of him. Some folks from Dallas think a lot of him.
(69) Yeah? Which folks?
(70) The folks that bet. And he's well-known in California.
(71) I think we could get a good piece of action on this one, Jim.
(72) All right. You set it up. All right.
(73) Well, Loretta, we've talked about it for 20 years, but now we're doing it.
(74) We're in California.
(75) I hear people here are a little peculiar.
(76) Loretta, folks are just folks the world over.
(77) Luther. Yeah?
(78) I think we should go back to lowa.
(79) You didn't tell me she was here. I didn't know. We can go.
(80) Do you mind if I sit here?
(81) No. It's a free country.
(82) You're still mad at me, I guess.
(83) No, I like having my guts kicked out.
(84) I didn't mean to hurt you. I was mixed up.
(85) What do you think I was? I'm sorry.
(86) That's in the past.
(87) Yeah, it sure is.
(88) Do you want me to leave?
(89) Yeah.
(90) All right, Clyde, keep your pants on. I'm coming.
(91) I knew you and Philo came in here a lot.
(92) So, I told them I'd sing for nothing just to get a chance to talk to him.
(93) I guess I shouldn't have bothered.
(94) I don't like drinking with filthy apes. Clyde is a clean ape.
(95) I'm going to kick his ass out of here.
(96) If I was you, friend, I'd sit back there and I'd have myself another beer.
(97) You ain't me. No.
(98) I'll have another beer. Right.
(99) Looks like Clyde's getting a little rowdy. We better get out of here.
(100) You're getting rowdy, Clyde.