(1) In the first years of the 21st century...
(2) ...a third World War broke out.
(3) Those of us who survived knew
(4) mankind could never survive...
(5) a fourth...
(6) that our own volatile natures
(7) could simply no longer be risked.
(8) So we have created a new arm of the law...
(9) ...the Grammaton Cleric,
(10) whose sole task it is to seek out and eradicate
(11) the true source of man's inhumanity to man.
(12) His ability...
(13) to feel.
(14) Police!
(15) You know what to do.
(16) Get down!
(17) We have an unknown number
(18) barricaded in the southeast end of the compound.
(19) Read that. Tetragrammaton team en route.
(20) Cleric, lights out. Maybe more than a dozen inside.
(21) When the door's down, blow the bulbs.
(22) Yes, sir.
(23) Go.
(24) Where is he?
(25) Shut up.
(26) Anybody get him? Did anybody hit him?
(27) Shut up!
(28) Listen.
(29) This is it.
(30) Where?
(31) There.
(32) It's real.
(33) Burn it.
(34) Why didn't you just leave it
(35) for the evidentiary team to collect and log?
(36) They miss things sometimes.
(37) And I thought I'd take it down myself...
(38) get it done properly.
(39) How long, Preston, till all this is gone?
(40) Till we've burned every last bit of it?
(41) Resources are tight.
(42) We'll get it all eventually.
(43) Libria...
(44) I congratulate you.
(45) At last...
(46) peace reigns in the heart of man.
(47) At last, war is but a word
(48) whose meaning fades from our understanding.
(49) At last...
(50) we... are... whole.
(51) Librians... there is a disease in the heart of man.
(52) Its symptom is hate.
(53) Its symptom... is anger.
(54) Its symptom is rage.
(55) Its symptom... is war.
(56) The disease... is human emotion.
(57) But, Libria... I congratulate you.
(58) For there is a cure for this disease.
(59) At the cost of the dizzying highs of human emotion,
(60) we have suppressed its abysmal lows.
(61) And you as a society have embraced this cure.
(62) Prozium.
(63) Now we are at peace with ourselves,
(64) and humankind is one.
(65) War is gone.
(66) Hate, a memory.
(67) We are our own conscience now.
(68) And it is this conscience that guides us to rate EC-10
(69) for emotional content
(70) all those things that might tempt us to feel again...
(71) and destroy them.
(72) Librians, you have won.
(73) Against all odds and your own natures...
(74) you have survived.
(75) Every time we come from the Nethers to the city,
(76) it reminds why we do what we do.
(77) It does?
(78) I beg your pardon.
(79) It does.
(80) The following items have been rated EC-10...
(81) condemned...
(82) seven works of two-dimensional illustrated material,
(83) seven discs of musical content,
(84) 20 interactive strategy computer programs.
(85) Seven works of two-dimensional...
(86) Thank you for coming, Cleric.
(87) I assume you know who I am.
(88) Yes, sir. Of course.
(89) You are Vice-Council Dupont
(90) of the Third Conciliarly of the Tetragrammaton...
(91) Father's voice.
(92) Quite frankly, Cleric,
(93) I am told that you are very nearly a prodigal student,
(94) knowing almost instantly if someone is feeling.
(95) I have a good record, sir.
(96) Why, do you imagine, that is, Cleric?
(97) I'm not sure, Vice-Council.
(98) Somehow...
(99) I'm able, on some level,
(100) to sense how an offender thinks,
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Thursday, January 21, 2016
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
[2002] [Die Another Day] English Transcripts
(1) (JAMES BOND THEME SONG PLAYING)
(2) (CHATTERING IN KOREAN)
(3) (PANTING)
(4) Look, what is this? I'm supposed to...
(5) (BEEPING)
(6) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(7) (GRUNTS)
(8) I am Zao. You are late.
(9) Mr. Van Bierk. I've been looking forward to this meeting.
(10) Me, too.
(11) My African military friends owe you many thanks, Colonel Moon.
(12) Few men have the guts to trade conflict diamonds since the UN embargo.
(13) I know all about the UN. I studied at Oxford and Harvard.
(14) Majored in Western hypocrisy.
(15) (ENGINE REVVING)
(16) From your modest little collection of cars, I would never have guessed.
(17) Show me the diamonds. Show me the weapons.
(18) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(19) Hiding weapons in the de-militarized zone.
(20) BOND: It's a bit of a minefield out there. America's cultural contribution.
(21) One million landmines and my hovercrafts float right over them.
(22) RPGs, flamethrowers, automatic weapons,
(23) and enough ammunition to run a small war.
(24) My diamonds?
(25) Don't blow it all at once.
(26) I have special plans for this consignment.
(27) His name is James Bond, a British assassin.
(28) Mr. Van Bierk, let me show you something.
(29) Our new tank buster. Depleted uranium shells, naturally.
(30) Naturally.
(31) And how do you propose to kill me now, Mr. Bond?
(32) It's pathetic that you British still believe you have the right to police the world.
(33) But you will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by the North.
(34) Then you and I have something in common.
(35) (GENERAL MOON SPEAKING KOREAN ON INTERCOM)
(36) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(37) (SCREAMING)
(38) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(39) (SCREAMING IN KOREAN)
(40) (BELL TOLLING)
(41) Saved by the bell.
(42) My son is dead.
(43) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(44) (DIE ANOTHER DAY PLAYING)
(45) (SINGING) I'm gonna wake up Yes and no
(46) I'm gonna kiss Some of part of
(47) I'm gonna keep this secret
(48) I'm gonna close my body now
(49) I guess I die another day
(50) I guess I'll die another day Another day
(51) I guess I'll die another day
(52) Sigmund Freud
(53) Analyze this, analyze this Analyze this
(54) I'm gonna break the cycle
(55) I'm gonna shake up the system
(56) I'm gonna destroy my ego
(57) I'm gonna close my body now
(58) Uh, uh
(59) I'll think I'll find another way
(60) There's so much more to know
(61) I guess I'll die another day
(62) It's not my time to go
(63) For every sin I'll have to pay
(64) I've come to work I've come to play
(65) I think I'll find another way
(66) It's not my time to go
(67) I'm gonna avoid the cliche
(68) I'm gonna suspend my senses
(69) I'm gonna delay my pleasure
(70) I'm gonna close my body now
(71) I guess, die another day
(72) I guess I'll die another day
(73) I guess, die another day
(74) I guess I'll die another day
(75) I think I'll find another way
(76) There's so much more to know
(77) I guess I'll die another day
(78) It's not my time to go
(79) Uh
(80) I guess, die another day
(81) I guess I'll die another day
(82) Another day, another day
(83) Another day
(84) I don't condone what they do here. Tell it to the concierge.
(85) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(86) Still you jest. Defiant to the last.
(87) Your people have abandoned you, your very existence denied.
(88) Why stay silent?
(89) It doesn't matter anymore. Things are out of my hands.
(90) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(91) We reach the end, Mr. Bond. Spare me the unpleasantries.
(92) Fifty years after the superpowers carved Korea in two,
(93) and then you arrive.
(94) A British spy, an assassin.
(95) And now the hard-liners have their proof.
(96) We cannot trust the West.
(97) You...
(98) You took away my son.
(99) Your firing squad should have done the job for me.
(100) I hoped a Western education would help him
(2) (CHATTERING IN KOREAN)
(3) (PANTING)
(4) Look, what is this? I'm supposed to...
(5) (BEEPING)
(6) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(7) (GRUNTS)
(8) I am Zao. You are late.
(9) Mr. Van Bierk. I've been looking forward to this meeting.
(10) Me, too.
(11) My African military friends owe you many thanks, Colonel Moon.
(12) Few men have the guts to trade conflict diamonds since the UN embargo.
(13) I know all about the UN. I studied at Oxford and Harvard.
(14) Majored in Western hypocrisy.
(15) (ENGINE REVVING)
(16) From your modest little collection of cars, I would never have guessed.
(17) Show me the diamonds. Show me the weapons.
(18) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(19) Hiding weapons in the de-militarized zone.
(20) BOND: It's a bit of a minefield out there. America's cultural contribution.
(21) One million landmines and my hovercrafts float right over them.
(22) RPGs, flamethrowers, automatic weapons,
(23) and enough ammunition to run a small war.
(24) My diamonds?
(25) Don't blow it all at once.
(26) I have special plans for this consignment.
(27) His name is James Bond, a British assassin.
(28) Mr. Van Bierk, let me show you something.
(29) Our new tank buster. Depleted uranium shells, naturally.
(30) Naturally.
(31) And how do you propose to kill me now, Mr. Bond?
(32) It's pathetic that you British still believe you have the right to police the world.
(33) But you will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by the North.
(34) Then you and I have something in common.
(35) (GENERAL MOON SPEAKING KOREAN ON INTERCOM)
(36) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(37) (SCREAMING)
(38) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(39) (SCREAMING IN KOREAN)
(40) (BELL TOLLING)
(41) Saved by the bell.
(42) My son is dead.
(43) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(44) (DIE ANOTHER DAY PLAYING)
(45) (SINGING) I'm gonna wake up Yes and no
(46) I'm gonna kiss Some of part of
(47) I'm gonna keep this secret
(48) I'm gonna close my body now
(49) I guess I die another day
(50) I guess I'll die another day Another day
(51) I guess I'll die another day
(52) Sigmund Freud
(53) Analyze this, analyze this Analyze this
(54) I'm gonna break the cycle
(55) I'm gonna shake up the system
(56) I'm gonna destroy my ego
(57) I'm gonna close my body now
(58) Uh, uh
(59) I'll think I'll find another way
(60) There's so much more to know
(61) I guess I'll die another day
(62) It's not my time to go
(63) For every sin I'll have to pay
(64) I've come to work I've come to play
(65) I think I'll find another way
(66) It's not my time to go
(67) I'm gonna avoid the cliche
(68) I'm gonna suspend my senses
(69) I'm gonna delay my pleasure
(70) I'm gonna close my body now
(71) I guess, die another day
(72) I guess I'll die another day
(73) I guess, die another day
(74) I guess I'll die another day
(75) I think I'll find another way
(76) There's so much more to know
(77) I guess I'll die another day
(78) It's not my time to go
(79) Uh
(80) I guess, die another day
(81) I guess I'll die another day
(82) Another day, another day
(83) Another day
(84) I don't condone what they do here. Tell it to the concierge.
(85) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(86) Still you jest. Defiant to the last.
(87) Your people have abandoned you, your very existence denied.
(88) Why stay silent?
(89) It doesn't matter anymore. Things are out of my hands.
(90) (SPEAKING KOREAN)
(91) We reach the end, Mr. Bond. Spare me the unpleasantries.
(92) Fifty years after the superpowers carved Korea in two,
(93) and then you arrive.
(94) A British spy, an assassin.
(95) And now the hard-liners have their proof.
(96) We cannot trust the West.
(97) You...
(98) You took away my son.
(99) Your firing squad should have done the job for me.
(100) I hoped a Western education would help him
Monday, November 30, 2015
[2002] [Blade II] English Transcripts
(1) First time giving blood?
(2) Yes.
(3) They pay cash here.
(4) And there's no limit to how many times you give.
(5) They even buy it in the jar.
(6) Jared Nomak, we're ready for you.
(7) In the past 12 months, have you gotten a tattoo,
(8) or undergone any ear, skin, or body piercings?
(9) No.
(10) Where did you get that scar on your chin?
(11) Childhood accident.
(12) You say you don't have any immediate next of kin,
(13) is that right? Not that I'm in contact with.
(14) Nobody to call in case of an emergency?
(15) No one.
(16) No family? I told you, no.
(17) Are you telling me I can't be a donor?
(18) It depends. We came up
(19) with some unusual results on your blood test.
(20) What?
(21) How unusual?
(22) Let me explain.
(23) Your blood has a very rare phenotype,
(24) one we haven't encountered before.
(25) What? What are you talking about?
(26) Who are you? No. Sit down, please.
(27) What is this?
(28) This is a good news-bad news scenario, Jared.
(29) Good news for us...
(30) bad news...
(31) for you.
(32) Forget what you think you know...
(33) vampires exist.
(34) My name is Blade.
(35) I was born half human, half vampire.
(36) They call me "The Daywalker."
(37) I have all their strengths,
(38) none of their weaknesses.
(39) Except for the thirst.
(40) 20 years ago I met a man that changed that.
(41) Whistler.
(42) He taught me how to hold the thirst at bay.
(43) Taught me the rules.
(44) Gave me the weapons to hunt with.
(45) Silver, garlic,
(46) sunlight.
(47) Two years ago he was attacked.
(48) They took him,
(49) and turned him into the thing I hate most.
(50) I should have finished him off.
(51) Now I'm hunting him.
(52) I will find him.
(53) And nothing will stand in my way.
(54) Daywalker's here! Stop him!
(55) Where is he?
(56) Hey!
(57) No, no.
(58) Take me to him, and I'll consider you a loose end.
(59) Catch you later.
(60) Old man... look at what they've done to you.
(61) Let's go home.
(62) Lock up your daughters, boys and girls,
(63) the dark knight returns.
(64) Need a toke of the smokage, B? Later.
(65) Cut the lights.
(66) You found him.
(67) You didn't kill him.
(68) Give me a hand.
(69) I got a bad feeling about this, B.
(70) Listen to his breathing. He's already dying. He's in pain.
(71) Why don't you just put him out of his misery right now?
(72) They had him on stasis in a halfway house.
(73) I'm giving him an accelerated retro-viral detox.
(74) Like a heroin addict.
(75) Make him go cold turkey in one night.
(76) Shit ain't going to work, man.
(77) I say you kill the motherfucker right now.
(78) Get out.
(79) If there's anything left of you in there, Whistler,
(80) listen up.
(81) In the morning those blinds are going to open
(82) whether you're cured...
(83) or not.
(84) Hey, man, I didn't mean to call him...
(85) Listen to me, Blade.
(86) You're going to have to finish me off.
(87) No.
(88) Give me that damn gun.
(89) Now walk away.
(90) Stubborn son of a bitch.
(91) How do you feel?
(92) Like hammered shit.
(93) How'd you find me?
(94) I started out in Moscow. Then Romania.
(95) They kept moving you around. How long was I gone?
(96) Months? Too long.
(97) Years.
(98) They tortured me almost to death.
(99) And then let me heal in a vat of blood
(100) so they could go at it again.
(2) Yes.
(3) They pay cash here.
(4) And there's no limit to how many times you give.
(5) They even buy it in the jar.
(6) Jared Nomak, we're ready for you.
(7) In the past 12 months, have you gotten a tattoo,
(8) or undergone any ear, skin, or body piercings?
(9) No.
(10) Where did you get that scar on your chin?
(11) Childhood accident.
(12) You say you don't have any immediate next of kin,
(13) is that right? Not that I'm in contact with.
(14) Nobody to call in case of an emergency?
(15) No one.
(16) No family? I told you, no.
(17) Are you telling me I can't be a donor?
(18) It depends. We came up
(19) with some unusual results on your blood test.
(20) What?
(21) How unusual?
(22) Let me explain.
(23) Your blood has a very rare phenotype,
(24) one we haven't encountered before.
(25) What? What are you talking about?
(26) Who are you? No. Sit down, please.
(27) What is this?
(28) This is a good news-bad news scenario, Jared.
(29) Good news for us...
(30) bad news...
(31) for you.
(32) Forget what you think you know...
(33) vampires exist.
(34) My name is Blade.
(35) I was born half human, half vampire.
(36) They call me "The Daywalker."
(37) I have all their strengths,
(38) none of their weaknesses.
(39) Except for the thirst.
(40) 20 years ago I met a man that changed that.
(41) Whistler.
(42) He taught me how to hold the thirst at bay.
(43) Taught me the rules.
(44) Gave me the weapons to hunt with.
(45) Silver, garlic,
(46) sunlight.
(47) Two years ago he was attacked.
(48) They took him,
(49) and turned him into the thing I hate most.
(50) I should have finished him off.
(51) Now I'm hunting him.
(52) I will find him.
(53) And nothing will stand in my way.
(54) Daywalker's here! Stop him!
(55) Where is he?
(56) Hey!
(57) No, no.
(58) Take me to him, and I'll consider you a loose end.
(59) Catch you later.
(60) Old man... look at what they've done to you.
(61) Let's go home.
(62) Lock up your daughters, boys and girls,
(63) the dark knight returns.
(64) Need a toke of the smokage, B? Later.
(65) Cut the lights.
(66) You found him.
(67) You didn't kill him.
(68) Give me a hand.
(69) I got a bad feeling about this, B.
(70) Listen to his breathing. He's already dying. He's in pain.
(71) Why don't you just put him out of his misery right now?
(72) They had him on stasis in a halfway house.
(73) I'm giving him an accelerated retro-viral detox.
(74) Like a heroin addict.
(75) Make him go cold turkey in one night.
(76) Shit ain't going to work, man.
(77) I say you kill the motherfucker right now.
(78) Get out.
(79) If there's anything left of you in there, Whistler,
(80) listen up.
(81) In the morning those blinds are going to open
(82) whether you're cured...
(83) or not.
(84) Hey, man, I didn't mean to call him...
(85) Listen to me, Blade.
(86) You're going to have to finish me off.
(87) No.
(88) Give me that damn gun.
(89) Now walk away.
(90) Stubborn son of a bitch.
(91) How do you feel?
(92) Like hammered shit.
(93) How'd you find me?
(94) I started out in Moscow. Then Romania.
(95) They kept moving you around. How long was I gone?
(96) Months? Too long.
(97) Years.
(98) They tortured me almost to death.
(99) And then let me heal in a vat of blood
(100) so they could go at it again.
Monday, November 23, 2015
[2002] [Austin Powers in Goldmember] English Transcript
(1) HAVE A GOOD TIME
(2) Yeah, baby.
(3) Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous.
(4) l may just be a small-town FBI agent-slash-single mother...
(5) ...but I'm still tough and sexy.
(6) Well, Miss Normous, shall we shag now...
(7) ...or shag later?
(8) Oh, Austin, behave.
(9) Hey, Powers.
(10) You better watch your frigging self...
(11) ...because this is one doctor who does make house calls.
(12) Right, Mini Me?
(13) Hey, assholes.
(14) I'm right over here. I'm Mini Me. Come and get me.
(15) And cut.
(16) That's a cut, everybody.
(17) Moving on. Check the gate, please.
(18) So, Austin, what'd you think of the opening credits?
(19) Well, l can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg...
(20) ...the grooviest filmmaker in the history of cinema...
(21) ...is making a movie about my life.
(22) Very shagadelic, baby. Yeah.
(23) Having said that, l do have some thoughts.
(24) Really?
(25) Uh, my friend here thinks it's fine the way it is.
(26) Well, no offense, Sir Stevie...
(27) ...but you've got to have mojo, baby. Yeah.
(28) Hit it.
(29) Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Quincy Jones.
(30) Yeah.
(31) This is where the movie gets its mojo, baby.
(32) Groovy, yes.
(33) Quiet, everybody. Music video, take two.
(34) It's Britney Spears.
(35) Oops, l did it again, baby. Yeah.
(36) l love you!
(37) Yeah.
(38) Welcome back, Herr Doctor. How was space?
(39) Space was cool. Wasn't it, Mini Me?
(40) Mm-hm. Yeah.
(41) Dr. Evil, while you were in space...
(42) ...I created a way for us to make huge sums of legitimate money...
(43) ...and still maintain the ethics and the business practices...
(44) ...of an evil organization.
(45) l have turned us into a talent agency: The Hollywood Talent Agency.
(46) Really? By charging A-list clients 9 percent...
(47) ...rather than the traditional 10 percent, we've been able to sign such stars...
(48) ...as George Clooney... Ooh.
(49) ...Julia Roberts... Hey.
(50) ...and Leo DiCaprio.
(51) Leo.
(52) And the best part of the whole scheme is we all get our own assistants.
(53) Hi, I'm Number Three.
(54) Whoa!
(55) I’m really excited to be part of the team here at HTA.
(56) Very impressive, Number Two...
(57) ...but I finally have the perfect plan.
(58) In the '70s, there lived a Dutch metallurgical hedonist...
(59) ...by the name of Johann van der Smut.
(60) He loved gold so much...
(61) ...he even lost his genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident.
(62) Hence the name...
(63) ...Goldmember.
(64) He invented a cold-fusion power unit...
(65) ...for a "tractor beam"
(66) "Tractor beam"...
(67) ...powerful enough to pull a meteor to Earth.
(68) The meteor was called...
(69) ..."Midas 22."
(70) It’s made of solid gold.
(71) Is he sleeping?
(72) Well, that's okay.
(73) l guess Mini Me won't get any...
(74) ...chocolate!
(75) You want down, Mini Me? Use your words like a big boy clone.
(76) He's okay.
(77) Here's the chocolate.
(78) It’s from Bruges. That's in Belgium.
(79) That's where Daddy's from. Yeah.
(80) Check out Mini Me.
(81) Yeah. He's gone mental on account of the chocolate.
(82) It’s like fricking catnip for clones.
(83) Your chair, Dr. Evil. Thank you.
(84) Whoa!
(85) Thanks. Skedaddle. Right.
(86) You know, when you have kids...
(87) ...I think you're gonna find that all kids are different, eh?
(88) For example, Mini Me loves chocolate.
(89) Scotty don't.
(90) What, l like chocolate fine, l just Scotty don't.
(91) Well, this is very familiar. Hang on, let me do what l do. "Uh, would you stop?"
(92) How about I what?
(93) What are you...?
(94) l don't even-- Honestly, isn't this--?
(95) How about you don't? Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty Don't.
(96) Ahem. Dr. Evil, perhaps it's time that you finished unveiling your plan.
(97) Yes, thank you, Number Two. Ladies and gentlemen, my plan is
(98) Scotty don't. Come on. You're such a lame-ass.
(99) Oh. Oh.
(100) Oh. Oh.
(2) Yeah, baby.
(3) Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous.
(4) l may just be a small-town FBI agent-slash-single mother...
(5) ...but I'm still tough and sexy.
(6) Well, Miss Normous, shall we shag now...
(7) ...or shag later?
(8) Oh, Austin, behave.
(9) Hey, Powers.
(10) You better watch your frigging self...
(11) ...because this is one doctor who does make house calls.
(12) Right, Mini Me?
(13) Hey, assholes.
(14) I'm right over here. I'm Mini Me. Come and get me.
(15) And cut.
(16) That's a cut, everybody.
(17) Moving on. Check the gate, please.
(18) So, Austin, what'd you think of the opening credits?
(19) Well, l can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg...
(20) ...the grooviest filmmaker in the history of cinema...
(21) ...is making a movie about my life.
(22) Very shagadelic, baby. Yeah.
(23) Having said that, l do have some thoughts.
(24) Really?
(25) Uh, my friend here thinks it's fine the way it is.
(26) Well, no offense, Sir Stevie...
(27) ...but you've got to have mojo, baby. Yeah.
(28) Hit it.
(29) Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Quincy Jones.
(30) Yeah.
(31) This is where the movie gets its mojo, baby.
(32) Groovy, yes.
(33) Quiet, everybody. Music video, take two.
(34) It's Britney Spears.
(35) Oops, l did it again, baby. Yeah.
(36) l love you!
(37) Yeah.
(38) Welcome back, Herr Doctor. How was space?
(39) Space was cool. Wasn't it, Mini Me?
(40) Mm-hm. Yeah.
(41) Dr. Evil, while you were in space...
(42) ...I created a way for us to make huge sums of legitimate money...
(43) ...and still maintain the ethics and the business practices...
(44) ...of an evil organization.
(45) l have turned us into a talent agency: The Hollywood Talent Agency.
(46) Really? By charging A-list clients 9 percent...
(47) ...rather than the traditional 10 percent, we've been able to sign such stars...
(48) ...as George Clooney... Ooh.
(49) ...Julia Roberts... Hey.
(50) ...and Leo DiCaprio.
(51) Leo.
(52) And the best part of the whole scheme is we all get our own assistants.
(53) Hi, I'm Number Three.
(54) Whoa!
(55) I’m really excited to be part of the team here at HTA.
(56) Very impressive, Number Two...
(57) ...but I finally have the perfect plan.
(58) In the '70s, there lived a Dutch metallurgical hedonist...
(59) ...by the name of Johann van der Smut.
(60) He loved gold so much...
(61) ...he even lost his genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident.
(62) Hence the name...
(63) ...Goldmember.
(64) He invented a cold-fusion power unit...
(65) ...for a "tractor beam"
(66) "Tractor beam"...
(67) ...powerful enough to pull a meteor to Earth.
(68) The meteor was called...
(69) ..."Midas 22."
(70) It’s made of solid gold.
(71) Is he sleeping?
(72) Well, that's okay.
(73) l guess Mini Me won't get any...
(74) ...chocolate!
(75) You want down, Mini Me? Use your words like a big boy clone.
(76) He's okay.
(77) Here's the chocolate.
(78) It’s from Bruges. That's in Belgium.
(79) That's where Daddy's from. Yeah.
(80) Check out Mini Me.
(81) Yeah. He's gone mental on account of the chocolate.
(82) It’s like fricking catnip for clones.
(83) Your chair, Dr. Evil. Thank you.
(84) Whoa!
(85) Thanks. Skedaddle. Right.
(86) You know, when you have kids...
(87) ...I think you're gonna find that all kids are different, eh?
(88) For example, Mini Me loves chocolate.
(89) Scotty don't.
(90) What, l like chocolate fine, l just Scotty don't.
(91) Well, this is very familiar. Hang on, let me do what l do. "Uh, would you stop?"
(92) How about I what?
(93) What are you...?
(94) l don't even-- Honestly, isn't this--?
(95) How about you don't? Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty Don't.
(96) Ahem. Dr. Evil, perhaps it's time that you finished unveiling your plan.
(97) Yes, thank you, Number Two. Ladies and gentlemen, my plan is
(98) Scotty don't. Come on. You're such a lame-ass.
(99) Oh. Oh.
(100) Oh. Oh.
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