(1) Ever since I can remember
(2) ever since this baby spoke
(3) I've been vying for a stint
(4) in the land of mirrors and smoke
(5) you know I love the smell of whiskey
(6) and I hate the taste of gin
(7) but I always feel at home in a
(8) place that soaked in sin
(9) but I want to leave it
(10) all behind
(11) if I could find me a man
(12) to treat me right
(13) but until then, then, then
(14) I'm gonna do, do, do
(15) is just to hang my head, head head
(16) and cry boo hoo hoo
(17) Agh, leg me out!
(18) I thought I told you two to clean up!
(19) You know how many health codes you are breaking?
(20) Tut!
(21) Tut tut tut!
(22) Dad!
(23) Dad!
(24) There's some vietnamese guy named phat here to see ya.
(25) Uh, yes, uh, bring him in.
(26) Yuki!
(27) Dad, who is this guy?
(28) Mind your business.
(29) But this is the family business!
(30) No, this is my business.
(31) Mister phat phook to see you.
(32) it's phuk.
(33) Phat phuk.
(34) Mister phuk, welcome!
(35) Mm.
(36) I'm so glad you could make it.
(37) So, this is it.
(38) The world famous long pig.
(39) Looks like a shithole.
(40) Oh, but let me assure you.
(41) It is a real gem.
(42) Then why are you selling it?
(43) Selling?
(44) Dad, you can't sell this!
(45) Fuck!
(46) Why you not giving it to your boy?
(47) Because he is just that.
(48) A boy!
(49) So, I get everything.
(50) The name, the recipes...
(51) Everything.
(52) Hm.
(53) Uh, how about the house special?
(54) Oh.
(55) The famous dickey roll?
(56) Complimentary, of course.
(57) Yuki!
(58) I'm sorry, boss.
(59) It was the last one.
(60) And we were closed, so I figured...
(61) You figure nothing!
(62) Dad!
(63) A disgrace!
(64) I am surrounded by incompetence!
(65) Yuki!
(66) I have an idea.
(67) Why don't I cut off her tits and serve them to you on a
(68) platter?
(69) You can eat silicone?
(70) Ha!
(71) Yeah, you can eat...
(72) Gah!
(73) Get the hell out of my restaurant before I make you
(74) the house special!
(75) welcome to the long pig.
(76) yuki.
(77) Mr. Tarasov.
(78) Welcome back.
(79) Look at you.
(80) Even more beautiful than I remember.
(81) Mm?
(82) Mm.
(83) Ah!
(84) How was your flight?
(85) Eh, flight was flight.
(86) Food was crap.
(87) But, I am happy to be here.
(88) Well you have nothing to worry about, because the
(89) food here is spectacular.
(90) As you can see, we've made some improvements,
(91) mr. Tarasov.
(92) These are the new tatami rooms, offering our guests
(93) comfort and privacy while dining.
(94) Very nice.
(95) We currently have a three month waiting list.
(96) Just this way to steven's office, please.
(97) Mr. Tarasov, here to see you.
(98) Mr. Tarasosv!
(99) Welcome back!
(100) Well.
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Thursday, January 21, 2016
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
[2013] [Dracula: The Impaler] English Transcripts
(1) She lives.
(2) They die.
(3) This is the covenant.
(4) Is done.
(5) The Impaler
(6) Why, yes!
(7) Sean!
(8) Why, yes! Above!
(9) Do you want to go?
(10) Do you feel the pressure, "D"?
(11) Do you feel the pressure, buddy? What will you do when the pressure is on?
(12) You're a little bitch, man! You're a little bitch!
(13) And that affects your game. And I look at you I will...
(14) One hundred US dollars, if you do this.
(15) What is that, double your capital friend?
(16) Oh, you just have to concentrate.
(17) It is very difficult to concentrate.
(18) Oh, shit!
(19) No way, man!
(20) This comes on the heels!
(21) You know, I'm not sure this game, anyway why actually...
(22) I want to drink a few beers and know that I never lose in this.
(23) Are you ready?
(24) Now I have this.
(25) Oh, my God. He drinks it, glug, glug.
(26) I know, I will not say anything. I will not say anything.
(27) Oh, baby! Bart.
(28) Around this place, apparently it is good join this charm.
(29) I'm happy that you found a use for that stupid thing.
(30) Wait, I'll let you know that this is a piece
(31) More advanced technology on the planet.
(32) And you use to enter the "Redtube" to watch porn at the speed of 4G...
(33) I do not think Steve Jobs has had that intention
(34) I think that when revolutionary piece of technology.
(35) Well, have you seen Steve Jobs and his friends? - Yeah
(36) Have you seen? Yes
(37) This is exactly what they did
(38) So you can watch porn or whatever. And do not use it just for that...
(39) I also won $ 200 this weekend.
(40) Would you please finish that before I lose the bus?
(41) You've smoked too much and this will give .
(42) What?
(43) We're running out of food.
(44) You...
(45) You should get well...
(46) Look, you're covered in crumbs of "cheese puft". - It's okay.
(47) You look like you've been in a snowball made of "Cheese puft"
(48) How you've been in a radioactive cheese course
(49) And you'd become a snowman...
(50) And you raised your hand and tell and the
(51) People "Hello World" Is that what you want?
(52) Guys, you two children, Have you had sex in her life?
(53) Well, I think... I will stay here and not go into conclusions.
(54) Speak for yourself, "Redtube". Am I right, Lev?
(55) Sorry, I will not comment on that question, but... I really do not see the point.
(56) She does not see her point.
(57) Okay, that's really sweet of you.
(58) I can not believe we're going to the univerdidad in a few months.
(59) You do not have to worry about that, this is real, I know, let's just enjoy it.
(60) You promise?
(61) Actually "promise" is the perfect word.
(62) No, no, no, no. Do not think that is the thing....
(63) This is not a proposition.
(64) This is a promise ring.
(65) Y...
(66) I'm going to feel stupid, but...
(67) I really want you to know that I love you.
(68) And I promise that I will always choose love .
(69) So, do not I have to worry of the other girls in school?
(70) Someday this will be a proposition.
(71) So you will not have anything to worry .
(72) I hope so.
(73) Do you know that would make this better? Chelsea.
(74) Look, I know you feel you know
(75) Same, but really want my first time .
(76) Our first time, it on our wedding night.
(77) I know.
(78) I know.
(79) Hey, when you finally do this, how husband and wife, that moment will...
(80) The most beautiful and best we have ever spent together.
(81) What you will see?
(82) Yes.
(83) What I can see.
(84) Hey, "D"!
(85) "D", where the fuck are you, man ?!
(86) Hey...
(87) Hey, are you okay?
(88) Yes, I just felt for a moment...
(89) How it was going down.
(90) Okay. All right.
(91) Here I am and I do not think so...
(92) I know, I am a virgin...
(93) Fuck. Oh my God.
(94) Man, we returned.
(95) Extrañastes us?
(96) Much . More than you think.
(97) I know, I know.
(98) Oh, thanks.
(99) Well, met everyone, why I had this dream.
(100) Oh, that's great, Steve.
(2) They die.
(3) This is the covenant.
(4) Is done.
(5) The Impaler
(6) Why, yes!
(7) Sean!
(8) Why, yes! Above!
(9) Do you want to go?
(10) Do you feel the pressure, "D"?
(11) Do you feel the pressure, buddy? What will you do when the pressure is on?
(12) You're a little bitch, man! You're a little bitch!
(13) And that affects your game. And I look at you I will...
(14) One hundred US dollars, if you do this.
(15) What is that, double your capital friend?
(16) Oh, you just have to concentrate.
(17) It is very difficult to concentrate.
(18) Oh, shit!
(19) No way, man!
(20) This comes on the heels!
(21) You know, I'm not sure this game, anyway why actually...
(22) I want to drink a few beers and know that I never lose in this.
(23) Are you ready?
(24) Now I have this.
(25) Oh, my God. He drinks it, glug, glug.
(26) I know, I will not say anything. I will not say anything.
(27) Oh, baby! Bart.
(28) Around this place, apparently it is good join this charm.
(29) I'm happy that you found a use for that stupid thing.
(30) Wait, I'll let you know that this is a piece
(31) More advanced technology on the planet.
(32) And you use to enter the "Redtube" to watch porn at the speed of 4G...
(33) I do not think Steve Jobs has had that intention
(34) I think that when revolutionary piece of technology.
(35) Well, have you seen Steve Jobs and his friends? - Yeah
(36) Have you seen? Yes
(37) This is exactly what they did
(38) So you can watch porn or whatever. And do not use it just for that...
(39) I also won $ 200 this weekend.
(40) Would you please finish that before I lose the bus?
(41) You've smoked too much and this will give .
(42) What?
(43) We're running out of food.
(44) You...
(45) You should get well...
(46) Look, you're covered in crumbs of "cheese puft". - It's okay.
(47) You look like you've been in a snowball made of "Cheese puft"
(48) How you've been in a radioactive cheese course
(49) And you'd become a snowman...
(50) And you raised your hand and tell and the
(51) People "Hello World" Is that what you want?
(52) Guys, you two children, Have you had sex in her life?
(53) Well, I think... I will stay here and not go into conclusions.
(54) Speak for yourself, "Redtube". Am I right, Lev?
(55) Sorry, I will not comment on that question, but... I really do not see the point.
(56) She does not see her point.
(57) Okay, that's really sweet of you.
(58) I can not believe we're going to the univerdidad in a few months.
(59) You do not have to worry about that, this is real, I know, let's just enjoy it.
(60) You promise?
(61) Actually "promise" is the perfect word.
(62) No, no, no, no. Do not think that is the thing....
(63) This is not a proposition.
(64) This is a promise ring.
(65) Y...
(66) I'm going to feel stupid, but...
(67) I really want you to know that I love you.
(68) And I promise that I will always choose love .
(69) So, do not I have to worry of the other girls in school?
(70) Someday this will be a proposition.
(71) So you will not have anything to worry .
(72) I hope so.
(73) Do you know that would make this better? Chelsea.
(74) Look, I know you feel you know
(75) Same, but really want my first time .
(76) Our first time, it on our wedding night.
(77) I know.
(78) I know.
(79) Hey, when you finally do this, how husband and wife, that moment will...
(80) The most beautiful and best we have ever spent together.
(81) What you will see?
(82) Yes.
(83) What I can see.
(84) Hey, "D"!
(85) "D", where the fuck are you, man ?!
(86) Hey...
(87) Hey, are you okay?
(88) Yes, I just felt for a moment...
(89) How it was going down.
(90) Okay. All right.
(91) Here I am and I do not think so...
(92) I know, I am a virgin...
(93) Fuck. Oh my God.
(94) Man, we returned.
(95) Extrañastes us?
(96) Much . More than you think.
(97) I know, I know.
(98) Oh, thanks.
(99) Well, met everyone, why I had this dream.
(100) Oh, that's great, Steve.
Thursday, January 7, 2016
[2005] [Doom] English Transcripts
(1) In the year 2026...
(2) archaeologists working in the Nevada desert...
(3) discovered a portal to an ancient city on Mars.
(4) They called this portal the Ark.
(5) Twenty years later, we're still struggling to understand...
(6) why it was built...
(7) and what happened to the civilization that built it.
(8) Dr. Carmack!
(9) Dr. Carmack!
(10) Dr. Carmack!
(11) Dr. Carmack!
(12) This is Dr. Carmack, Classified Research, Olduvai, ID 6627.
(13) We've had a Level 5 breach.
(14) Implement quarantine procedures immediately.
(15) Implement quarantine procedures now.
(16) Reading you loud and clear, General.
(17) Union Aerospace has requested assistance to contain...
(18) a Level 5 breach at their Olduvai facility.
(19) How many personnel involved?
(20) Six scientists are under lockdown in a high-security lab...
(21) where the breach occurred.
(22) Another 79 UAC employees are on site.
(23) Ark travel has been suspended. What's the objective?
(24) Code red. Assess level of threat. Assess level of threat.
(25) Protect and retrieve UAC property.
(26) Maintain quarantine at both Ark portals by any means necessary.
(27) Use extreme prejudice? Extreme prejudice.
(28) If necessary, search and destroy. Over.
(29) Search and destroy.
(30) Orders received and understood. Out.
(31) Oh, you're trying to get nasty now, huh?
(32) Now you dead. You dead, sucker. All right, all right.
(33) You wanna bring your boys? You wanna bring your boys?
(34) I don't believe this.
(35) I confess to God the father.
(36) Oh, yeah!
(37) I need help. The wall, man.
(38) I don't believe this shit.
(39) Six months without a weekend...
(40) the goddamned transporters are five minutes late.
(41) And that's five minutes of R and R I ain't never gonna get back.
(42) Hey, relax, baby. We're on vacation.
(43) Yo. This game's layered, man.
(44) Where you going, Portman? I'm going down to El Honto...
(45) and I'm gonna lock myself in a motel room...
(46) with a bottle of tequila and three she-boys.
(47) You're sick, man.
(48) I'm sick of your filth, Portman. He speaks.
(49) What's it gonna be, Reaps?
(50) An armed conflict someplace quiet?
(51) Yeah, a little relaxing jungle warfare?
(52) Or maybe you're just gonna stay right here.
(53) Spending my time doing pushups.
(54) Listen up, men.
(55) Leave is canceled.
(56) Oh, man. I just... I don't believe this shit.
(57) Fuck! Got a problem with that, Duke?
(58) Me, Sarge? Hell, no, I love my job.
(59) What's up, Sarge? We got us a game.
(60) Kid!
(61) Son, you are now in the Rapid Response Tactical Squad...
(62) the RRTS.
(63) Fall in.
(64) All dressed up and nowhere to go, huh, Portman?
(65) Kid, don't forget your rattle. Shut up, Portman.
(66) Not this time, John. What?
(67) We can handle this one. You're bullshitting me.
(68) No, I'm not bullshitting. We're going to Olduvai.
(69) Olduvai?
(70) Take the leave. Is that an order?
(71) It's a recommendation.
(72) See you when I get back.
(73) Aircraft ready to load. Copy that.
(74) Great vacation. Damn, they go quick.
(75) Almost like we've never been away.
(76) We're a go.
(77) All systems are green. Prepare for takeoff.
(78) Okay, Sarge, roger.
(79) RRTS Special Ops clearance verified.
(80) Handle ID: Destroyer.
(81) Daddy's home. Handle ID: Mac.
(82) Handle ID: Portman. Handle ID: Goat.
(83) Handle ID: The Kid.
(84) "The Kid"? Handle ID: Duke.
(85) Say my name, baby.
(86) RRTS Special Ops clearance verified.
(87) Handle ID: Sarge.
(88) I can't believe we're going through the Ark.
(89) Don't worry, Kid. You're gonna love it.
(90) All set? Yes, sir.
(91) RRTS Special Ops clearance verified. Handle ID: Reaper.
(92) Take us up!
(93) RRTS air 6, we're airborne and en route.
(94) You know, Kid, it's funny.
(95) A couple of days ago I asked Sarge for a little pussy.
(96) The next day he brought you onto the team.
(97) Don't give me an excuse, Portman.
(98) No one here will miss you.
(99) Men, look in.
(100) This is what we got from Simcon.
(2) archaeologists working in the Nevada desert...
(3) discovered a portal to an ancient city on Mars.
(4) They called this portal the Ark.
(5) Twenty years later, we're still struggling to understand...
(6) why it was built...
(7) and what happened to the civilization that built it.
(8) Dr. Carmack!
(9) Dr. Carmack!
(10) Dr. Carmack!
(11) Dr. Carmack!
(12) This is Dr. Carmack, Classified Research, Olduvai, ID 6627.
(13) We've had a Level 5 breach.
(14) Implement quarantine procedures immediately.
(15) Implement quarantine procedures now.
(16) Reading you loud and clear, General.
(17) Union Aerospace has requested assistance to contain...
(18) a Level 5 breach at their Olduvai facility.
(19) How many personnel involved?
(20) Six scientists are under lockdown in a high-security lab...
(21) where the breach occurred.
(22) Another 79 UAC employees are on site.
(23) Ark travel has been suspended. What's the objective?
(24) Code red. Assess level of threat. Assess level of threat.
(25) Protect and retrieve UAC property.
(26) Maintain quarantine at both Ark portals by any means necessary.
(27) Use extreme prejudice? Extreme prejudice.
(28) If necessary, search and destroy. Over.
(29) Search and destroy.
(30) Orders received and understood. Out.
(31) Oh, you're trying to get nasty now, huh?
(32) Now you dead. You dead, sucker. All right, all right.
(33) You wanna bring your boys? You wanna bring your boys?
(34) I don't believe this.
(35) I confess to God the father.
(36) Oh, yeah!
(37) I need help. The wall, man.
(38) I don't believe this shit.
(39) Six months without a weekend...
(40) the goddamned transporters are five minutes late.
(41) And that's five minutes of R and R I ain't never gonna get back.
(42) Hey, relax, baby. We're on vacation.
(43) Yo. This game's layered, man.
(44) Where you going, Portman? I'm going down to El Honto...
(45) and I'm gonna lock myself in a motel room...
(46) with a bottle of tequila and three she-boys.
(47) You're sick, man.
(48) I'm sick of your filth, Portman. He speaks.
(49) What's it gonna be, Reaps?
(50) An armed conflict someplace quiet?
(51) Yeah, a little relaxing jungle warfare?
(52) Or maybe you're just gonna stay right here.
(53) Spending my time doing pushups.
(54) Listen up, men.
(55) Leave is canceled.
(56) Oh, man. I just... I don't believe this shit.
(57) Fuck! Got a problem with that, Duke?
(58) Me, Sarge? Hell, no, I love my job.
(59) What's up, Sarge? We got us a game.
(60) Kid!
(61) Son, you are now in the Rapid Response Tactical Squad...
(62) the RRTS.
(63) Fall in.
(64) All dressed up and nowhere to go, huh, Portman?
(65) Kid, don't forget your rattle. Shut up, Portman.
(66) Not this time, John. What?
(67) We can handle this one. You're bullshitting me.
(68) No, I'm not bullshitting. We're going to Olduvai.
(69) Olduvai?
(70) Take the leave. Is that an order?
(71) It's a recommendation.
(72) See you when I get back.
(73) Aircraft ready to load. Copy that.
(74) Great vacation. Damn, they go quick.
(75) Almost like we've never been away.
(76) We're a go.
(77) All systems are green. Prepare for takeoff.
(78) Okay, Sarge, roger.
(79) RRTS Special Ops clearance verified.
(80) Handle ID: Destroyer.
(81) Daddy's home. Handle ID: Mac.
(82) Handle ID: Portman. Handle ID: Goat.
(83) Handle ID: The Kid.
(84) "The Kid"? Handle ID: Duke.
(85) Say my name, baby.
(86) RRTS Special Ops clearance verified.
(87) Handle ID: Sarge.
(88) I can't believe we're going through the Ark.
(89) Don't worry, Kid. You're gonna love it.
(90) All set? Yes, sir.
(91) RRTS Special Ops clearance verified. Handle ID: Reaper.
(92) Take us up!
(93) RRTS air 6, we're airborne and en route.
(94) You know, Kid, it's funny.
(95) A couple of days ago I asked Sarge for a little pussy.
(96) The next day he brought you onto the team.
(97) Don't give me an excuse, Portman.
(98) No one here will miss you.
(99) Men, look in.
(100) This is what we got from Simcon.
Thursday, December 17, 2015
[2014] [Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead] English Transcripts
(1) It all began so nice.
(2) A bunch of friends at a cabin in the mountains.
(3) Lots of alcohol, laughter. We had fun.
(4) And then don't you fucking know it, a squad of nazi zombies woke up.
(5) I know. It sounds like a clichי,
(6) but that's what happened.
(7) You see, we found something.
(8) Something we shouldn't have found.
(9) Old Nazi gold.
(10) And then ...
(11) All hell broke loose.
(12) They slaughtered us. One .....
(13) .... by one. One of them bit me.
(14) But I knew how I could fix it.
(15) My girlfriend Hanna ....
(16) They ....
(17) They got her too.
(18) I got the gold.
(19) Gave it back.
(20) And they let me go.
(21) I thought I was safe.
(22) I was wrong.
(23) Take the damn coin and go back to hell where you came from!
(24) Shit, shit, shit.
(25) Okay, okay.
(26) I knew we should not have touched the box.
(27) Stay awake now. Stay awake.
(28) That's a good question, Toralf. Of all migratory birds
(29) there's a little critter that really stands out.
(30) Namely, Arctic Terns, or Sterna Paradisaea,
(31) a coastal bound, surface-feeding seabird
(32) from the group "Havterner".
(33) Havternen maneuvers gracefully in the air like a ....
(34) Troops, Sieg Heil!
(35) Yes?
(36) What do we have here?
(37) Martin, can you hear me?
(38) Hello, Martin. Welcome back.
(39) Martin, you crashed your car.
(40) A nasty crash. You are lucky to be alive.
(41) That is more than one can say about your friends.
(42) Have you seen ....
(43) Have you seen the creatures?
(44) The things.....
(45) Have the police caught them? Or the army?
(46) Roy and Erlend?
(47) Hanna? We found our friends. All of them.
(48) Dead. Hanna was your girlfriend, right?
(49) Very beautiful. We found her too.
(50) With an ax driven into the neck.
(51) And your fingerprints on the shaft.
(52) Do you have any idea how that could happen?
(53) They came up from ....
(54) From the snow. Creatures. Nazis. We got away, but ....
(55) Nazis coming out of the ground? Absurd.
(56) Are you sure that he doesn't have brain damage as well?
(57) Please call the family and tell them that he has awakened, and ask the D.A. to send a car.
(58) And four additional men. It looks like you are ready to be transported.
(59) They are still out there. They will kill again if we do not stop them.
(60) We are not going to stop anyone. I've seen what you've done.
(61) I was up there, and the only place you are going is to jail.
(62) No one knows what happened up there.
(63) Only you know that. And it's not only bad news.
(64) When we found you, you were badly injured. Your right arm was torn straight off.
(65) It was not torn .... When we found you, it was cold.
(66) The snow had chilled all, and that was very good.
(67) And then we found your arm in the car. In the car?
(68) It was slightly bruised and quite pale for some strange reason,
(69) but the surgery was a success.
(70) We managed to re-attach your arm.
(71) No, no, no.
(72) It's not my arm. Relax.
(73) It is Satan's arm! It is Satan's arm!
(74) Calm down.
(75) No, it's not me!
(76) No!
(77) It's not me! What the hell ...?
(78) Stop!
(79) Randi?
(80) Be prepared to remove your dentures a bit later ...
(81) I'm ready for a little head tonight.
(82) From the one that got away.
(83) Broken.
(84) Warm.
(85) The men have rotted.
(86) We need more people.
(87) Damn lock!
(88) You scared me, Nils.
(89) I can't take any more of your nonsense. I've had a hell of a long day.
(90) A wedding, a funeral and a confirmation.
(91) The one confirmant was damn fine.
(92) If only I had been ten years younger ...
(93) And not a priest, of course.
(94) Nils?
(95) Come on!
(96) Sieg ....
(97) Heil.
(98) Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil.
(99) They came down from the mountain.
(100) I saw them.
(2) A bunch of friends at a cabin in the mountains.
(3) Lots of alcohol, laughter. We had fun.
(4) And then don't you fucking know it, a squad of nazi zombies woke up.
(5) I know. It sounds like a clichי,
(6) but that's what happened.
(7) You see, we found something.
(8) Something we shouldn't have found.
(9) Old Nazi gold.
(10) And then ...
(11) All hell broke loose.
(12) They slaughtered us. One .....
(13) .... by one. One of them bit me.
(14) But I knew how I could fix it.
(15) My girlfriend Hanna ....
(16) They ....
(17) They got her too.
(18) I got the gold.
(19) Gave it back.
(20) And they let me go.
(21) I thought I was safe.
(22) I was wrong.
(23) Take the damn coin and go back to hell where you came from!
(24) Shit, shit, shit.
(25) Okay, okay.
(26) I knew we should not have touched the box.
(27) Stay awake now. Stay awake.
(28) That's a good question, Toralf. Of all migratory birds
(29) there's a little critter that really stands out.
(30) Namely, Arctic Terns, or Sterna Paradisaea,
(31) a coastal bound, surface-feeding seabird
(32) from the group "Havterner".
(33) Havternen maneuvers gracefully in the air like a ....
(34) Troops, Sieg Heil!
(35) Yes?
(36) What do we have here?
(37) Martin, can you hear me?
(38) Hello, Martin. Welcome back.
(39) Martin, you crashed your car.
(40) A nasty crash. You are lucky to be alive.
(41) That is more than one can say about your friends.
(42) Have you seen ....
(43) Have you seen the creatures?
(44) The things.....
(45) Have the police caught them? Or the army?
(46) Roy and Erlend?
(47) Hanna? We found our friends. All of them.
(48) Dead. Hanna was your girlfriend, right?
(49) Very beautiful. We found her too.
(50) With an ax driven into the neck.
(51) And your fingerprints on the shaft.
(52) Do you have any idea how that could happen?
(53) They came up from ....
(54) From the snow. Creatures. Nazis. We got away, but ....
(55) Nazis coming out of the ground? Absurd.
(56) Are you sure that he doesn't have brain damage as well?
(57) Please call the family and tell them that he has awakened, and ask the D.A. to send a car.
(58) And four additional men. It looks like you are ready to be transported.
(59) They are still out there. They will kill again if we do not stop them.
(60) We are not going to stop anyone. I've seen what you've done.
(61) I was up there, and the only place you are going is to jail.
(62) No one knows what happened up there.
(63) Only you know that. And it's not only bad news.
(64) When we found you, you were badly injured. Your right arm was torn straight off.
(65) It was not torn .... When we found you, it was cold.
(66) The snow had chilled all, and that was very good.
(67) And then we found your arm in the car. In the car?
(68) It was slightly bruised and quite pale for some strange reason,
(69) but the surgery was a success.
(70) We managed to re-attach your arm.
(71) No, no, no.
(72) It's not my arm. Relax.
(73) It is Satan's arm! It is Satan's arm!
(74) Calm down.
(75) No, it's not me!
(76) No!
(77) It's not me! What the hell ...?
(78) Stop!
(79) Randi?
(80) Be prepared to remove your dentures a bit later ...
(81) I'm ready for a little head tonight.
(82) From the one that got away.
(83) Broken.
(84) Warm.
(85) The men have rotted.
(86) We need more people.
(87) Damn lock!
(88) You scared me, Nils.
(89) I can't take any more of your nonsense. I've had a hell of a long day.
(90) A wedding, a funeral and a confirmation.
(91) The one confirmant was damn fine.
(92) If only I had been ten years younger ...
(93) And not a priest, of course.
(94) Nils?
(95) Come on!
(96) Sieg ....
(97) Heil.
(98) Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil.
(99) They came down from the mountain.
(100) I saw them.
[2012] [Dead Mine] English Transcripts
(1) Hey.
(2) The victims say the thieves
(3) left them terrified for their lives.
(4) his is the third raid on a luxury yacht
(5) in this region in the past three weeks.
(6) Aah! Aah!
(7) They're amazing.
(8) Let me see.
(9) Second World War Japanese machine gun nest.
(10) Just looks like another heap of earth to me.
(11) Warren, may I?
(12) Of course.
(13) Stanley.
(14) ey, Stanley.
(15) You got something?
(16) I don't know.
(17) Papa!
(18) Aah!
(19) You're an asshole.
(20) We clear, Sergeant?
(21) Yes, sir.
(22) Captain, your commander assured me that these men were professionals.
(23) Do you think maybe you could keep them on a tighter leash?
(24) Sergeant Ular's one of my best men.
(25) He did not mean any harm.
(26) We're here to explore, not to violate.
(27) Sergeant? Yes, sir.
(28) No more jokes. Yes.
(29) It won't happen again.
(30) Good.
(31) Just make sure it doesn't.
(32) So, should we take a look?
(33) Yes.
(34) You coming?
(35) Um, no, you go.
(36) ave fun.
(37) Pryce.
(38) We can't stay long.
(39) If you want to hit those coordinates you gave me before...
(40) We'll take as long as we need, Captain.
(41) Look at him, our fearless leader.
(42) ow long have you worked for him?
(43) I don't. Well, not directly.
(44) Been out in the Manila Division the past four years,
(45) keeping my head down, minding my own business.
(46) I just got the call last week.
(47) Drop everything, the CΕO's son needs an engineer.
(48) So here I am, by appointment to the prince.
(49) So that's your new boyfriend, Ario?
(50) Piss off, Djoko.
(51) Sorry.
(52) What's he looking for out here?
(53) You got any idea?
(54) No.
(55) Well, what do you think?
(56) he fountain of youth?
(57) he lost world?
(58) Valley of Gwangi?
(59) You're not even curious?
(60) I'm not here to ask questions.
(61) No, I guess not.
(62) Me, every time I start a newjob, I like to know the basics.
(63) You know, what are the hours and is the pay any good?
(64) Is anyone going to be trying to shoot my head off?
(65) You've seen something?
(66) No, nothing solid.
(67) Just got a feeling.
(68) lot of pirate activity around these islands, you know.
(69) Mostly small-scale stuff from what I've heard, but...
(70) It's nothing we can't handle.
(71) No, I'm sure.
(72) So, this your regular kind of detail?
(73) No.
(74) his is more like, what's it called, penance?
(75) Last mission went bad.
(76) We lost a man.
(77) I'm sorry.
(78) For what it's worth, I know how you feel.
(79) I did eight years British Army, last four in Afghanistan,
(80) saw a lot of men die.
(81) Wish I could tell you it gets easier.
(82) I'm not planning on losing any more.
(83) Well?
(84) We're close.
(85) here.
(86) What are we looking at?
(87) Dead mine.
(88) Colonial, probably Dutch.
(89) hey're all over these islands,
(90) abandoned when the Japanese occupied in '42.
(91) xcept this one...
(92) his one was repurposed.
(93) Repurposed? Ηow?
(94) When the Japanese invaded, they took some of these mines
(95) and reinforced them to use as military bunkers.
(96) So this is what we've come to find?
(97) his is it.
(98) Is it safe to go in?
(99) If you're not worried about a couple of hundred tons of hillside
(100) coming down on top of you.
(2) The victims say the thieves
(3) left them terrified for their lives.
(4) his is the third raid on a luxury yacht
(5) in this region in the past three weeks.
(6) Aah! Aah!
(7) They're amazing.
(8) Let me see.
(9) Second World War Japanese machine gun nest.
(10) Just looks like another heap of earth to me.
(11) Warren, may I?
(12) Of course.
(13) Stanley.
(14) ey, Stanley.
(15) You got something?
(16) I don't know.
(17) Papa!
(18) Aah!
(19) You're an asshole.
(20) We clear, Sergeant?
(21) Yes, sir.
(22) Captain, your commander assured me that these men were professionals.
(23) Do you think maybe you could keep them on a tighter leash?
(24) Sergeant Ular's one of my best men.
(25) He did not mean any harm.
(26) We're here to explore, not to violate.
(27) Sergeant? Yes, sir.
(28) No more jokes. Yes.
(29) It won't happen again.
(30) Good.
(31) Just make sure it doesn't.
(32) So, should we take a look?
(33) Yes.
(34) You coming?
(35) Um, no, you go.
(36) ave fun.
(37) Pryce.
(38) We can't stay long.
(39) If you want to hit those coordinates you gave me before...
(40) We'll take as long as we need, Captain.
(41) Look at him, our fearless leader.
(42) ow long have you worked for him?
(43) I don't. Well, not directly.
(44) Been out in the Manila Division the past four years,
(45) keeping my head down, minding my own business.
(46) I just got the call last week.
(47) Drop everything, the CΕO's son needs an engineer.
(48) So here I am, by appointment to the prince.
(49) So that's your new boyfriend, Ario?
(50) Piss off, Djoko.
(51) Sorry.
(52) What's he looking for out here?
(53) You got any idea?
(54) No.
(55) Well, what do you think?
(56) he fountain of youth?
(57) he lost world?
(58) Valley of Gwangi?
(59) You're not even curious?
(60) I'm not here to ask questions.
(61) No, I guess not.
(62) Me, every time I start a newjob, I like to know the basics.
(63) You know, what are the hours and is the pay any good?
(64) Is anyone going to be trying to shoot my head off?
(65) You've seen something?
(66) No, nothing solid.
(67) Just got a feeling.
(68) lot of pirate activity around these islands, you know.
(69) Mostly small-scale stuff from what I've heard, but...
(70) It's nothing we can't handle.
(71) No, I'm sure.
(72) So, this your regular kind of detail?
(73) No.
(74) his is more like, what's it called, penance?
(75) Last mission went bad.
(76) We lost a man.
(77) I'm sorry.
(78) For what it's worth, I know how you feel.
(79) I did eight years British Army, last four in Afghanistan,
(80) saw a lot of men die.
(81) Wish I could tell you it gets easier.
(82) I'm not planning on losing any more.
(83) Well?
(84) We're close.
(85) here.
(86) What are we looking at?
(87) Dead mine.
(88) Colonial, probably Dutch.
(89) hey're all over these islands,
(90) abandoned when the Japanese occupied in '42.
(91) xcept this one...
(92) his one was repurposed.
(93) Repurposed? Ηow?
(94) When the Japanese invaded, they took some of these mines
(95) and reinforced them to use as military bunkers.
(96) So this is what we've come to find?
(97) his is it.
(98) Is it safe to go in?
(99) If you're not worried about a couple of hundred tons of hillside
(100) coming down on top of you.
[2013] [Dead in Tombstone] English Transcripts
(1) The West...
(2) People call it "The New Frontier."
(3) It sounds almost nice.
(4) They'll tell you it's built on the backs of God fearing folks
(5) with true grit in their hands and the American Dream in their hearts.
(6) Well, whoever wrote that's sellin' snake oil, sure as shit.
(7) The real West is a heartless, lawless viper pit.
(8) An American nightmare, forged by the flames of hell...
(9) and the hammer of the beast.
(10) I already know.
(11) I am Lucifer...
(12) and I devour the souls of men.
(13) In the West, I never go hungry.
(14) Red Cavanaugh. Murdering son of a bitch.
(15) Open up!
(16) Do you renounce the evil powers of this world
(17) that corrupt and destroy the creatures of God?
(18) Do you renounce the sinful desires
(19) that draw you from the love of God?
(20) I got the beast in me, Father.
(21) In His name, I will spill the blood of every bull in this yard,
(22) before that sun rises.
(23) Guerrero!
(24) Guerrero!
(25) Guerrero!
(26) Yeah!
(27) His six months in hell are over.
(28) Gracias.
(29) De nada.
(30) Hey, Baptiste,
(31) I don't know what smells worse, you or that shit you're making.
(32) Thought you were French.
(33) You want me to shovel it up your cul?
(34) Hey, hey, enough, eat it!
(35) Do you want some?/ Fuck, no.
(36) Still having them nightmares?
(37) I seen him.
(38) Seen who?
(39) The demon that haunts my dreams.
(40) Sure it was him?
(41) It's my penance.
(42) Hermano, I got us a big score.
(43) Could set us up for life.
(44) Get us off this hand to-mouth shit we been doing.
(45) I'm listening.
(46) It's a Colorado town.
(47) They got 'em a stone and quartz quarry.
(48) Devil stones from Yuma prison come from there.
(49) Town called Edendale.
(50) God's country.
(51) Turns out, they struck a vein of gold.
(52) Big one.
(53) When?
(54) Few months ago.
(55) What else?
(56) Well...
(57) They been banking the gold up
(58) because they got a little mineral rights dispute happening.
(59) You got no right, Judah Clark, you got no right!
(60) Mineral rights on the deed are plain as day!
(61) They belong to Edendale and its founding members.
(62) And you're staring at the first one!
(63) If you could read, you would see that they say
(64) you have the right to pull gypsum from the quarry.
(65) That is all.
(66) Mineral rights is mineral rights!
(67) And everybody's gettin' greedy.
(68) Goddamned limey bastard!
(69) And I suggest you hold your tongue when it comes to Mother England,
(70) you tin pan mongrel! Hey!
(71) God damn it, Jack! Do you want to spend the night in the hole?
(72) Guy on the inside says the sheriff's getting real cagey, right?
(73) I am sworn to uphold the law.
(74) And the law says all mineral disputes
(75) gotta be settled by the federal judge in Denver.
(76) He's so stupid.
(77) He didn't wanna move the land transport to Denver.
(78) He didn't wanna hire personal security.
(79) Till then, said goddamned minerals will be impounded by local authorities.
(80) That's me.
(81) Take it to the vault.
(82) And the sheriff's keepin' the gold vaulted till they all settle.
(83) In the bank?
(84) That's stupid.
(85) Now, personally, I don't care who owns the gold.
(86) What I care about is this town.
(87) And I will be goddamned if I let it burn on account of greed and graft.
(88) Who else knows?
(89) Far as I know, just me.
(90) You sure about this?
(91) Never more, hermano.
(92) It's two hard days ride to Colorado.
(93) We ride at first light.
(94) Rojo.
(95) About your stretch...
(96) No hard feelings?/ Forgive and forget.
(97) Shit, I know things ain't panned out in the past.
(98) This is different, hermano.
(99) This is different.
(100) We're square.
(2) People call it "The New Frontier."
(3) It sounds almost nice.
(4) They'll tell you it's built on the backs of God fearing folks
(5) with true grit in their hands and the American Dream in their hearts.
(6) Well, whoever wrote that's sellin' snake oil, sure as shit.
(7) The real West is a heartless, lawless viper pit.
(8) An American nightmare, forged by the flames of hell...
(9) and the hammer of the beast.
(10) I already know.
(11) I am Lucifer...
(12) and I devour the souls of men.
(13) In the West, I never go hungry.
(14) Red Cavanaugh. Murdering son of a bitch.
(15) Open up!
(16) Do you renounce the evil powers of this world
(17) that corrupt and destroy the creatures of God?
(18) Do you renounce the sinful desires
(19) that draw you from the love of God?
(20) I got the beast in me, Father.
(21) In His name, I will spill the blood of every bull in this yard,
(22) before that sun rises.
(23) Guerrero!
(24) Guerrero!
(25) Guerrero!
(26) Yeah!
(27) His six months in hell are over.
(28) Gracias.
(29) De nada.
(30) Hey, Baptiste,
(31) I don't know what smells worse, you or that shit you're making.
(32) Thought you were French.
(33) You want me to shovel it up your cul?
(34) Hey, hey, enough, eat it!
(35) Do you want some?/ Fuck, no.
(36) Still having them nightmares?
(37) I seen him.
(38) Seen who?
(39) The demon that haunts my dreams.
(40) Sure it was him?
(41) It's my penance.
(42) Hermano, I got us a big score.
(43) Could set us up for life.
(44) Get us off this hand to-mouth shit we been doing.
(45) I'm listening.
(46) It's a Colorado town.
(47) They got 'em a stone and quartz quarry.
(48) Devil stones from Yuma prison come from there.
(49) Town called Edendale.
(50) God's country.
(51) Turns out, they struck a vein of gold.
(52) Big one.
(53) When?
(54) Few months ago.
(55) What else?
(56) Well...
(57) They been banking the gold up
(58) because they got a little mineral rights dispute happening.
(59) You got no right, Judah Clark, you got no right!
(60) Mineral rights on the deed are plain as day!
(61) They belong to Edendale and its founding members.
(62) And you're staring at the first one!
(63) If you could read, you would see that they say
(64) you have the right to pull gypsum from the quarry.
(65) That is all.
(66) Mineral rights is mineral rights!
(67) And everybody's gettin' greedy.
(68) Goddamned limey bastard!
(69) And I suggest you hold your tongue when it comes to Mother England,
(70) you tin pan mongrel! Hey!
(71) God damn it, Jack! Do you want to spend the night in the hole?
(72) Guy on the inside says the sheriff's getting real cagey, right?
(73) I am sworn to uphold the law.
(74) And the law says all mineral disputes
(75) gotta be settled by the federal judge in Denver.
(76) He's so stupid.
(77) He didn't wanna move the land transport to Denver.
(78) He didn't wanna hire personal security.
(79) Till then, said goddamned minerals will be impounded by local authorities.
(80) That's me.
(81) Take it to the vault.
(82) And the sheriff's keepin' the gold vaulted till they all settle.
(83) In the bank?
(84) That's stupid.
(85) Now, personally, I don't care who owns the gold.
(86) What I care about is this town.
(87) And I will be goddamned if I let it burn on account of greed and graft.
(88) Who else knows?
(89) Far as I know, just me.
(90) You sure about this?
(91) Never more, hermano.
(92) It's two hard days ride to Colorado.
(93) We ride at first light.
(94) Rojo.
(95) About your stretch...
(96) No hard feelings?/ Forgive and forget.
(97) Shit, I know things ain't panned out in the past.
(98) This is different, hermano.
(99) This is different.
(100) We're square.
[2009] [Daybreakers] English Transcripts
(1) Let's be clear about this.
(2) we should be focusing on finding a blood substitute.
(3) we already touched that point.
(4) with little or no population remaining to sustain industry,
(5) other third world countries throughout asia have also been encouraged...
(6) southbound express departing platform C.
(7) AB.
(8) All the material in this meeting is classified.
(9) Commissioner.
(10) Death Row inmate 4705B was a vampire
(11) selected for a month-long study on the effects of blood deprivation.
(12) What?
(13) A complete lack of human blood over this period of time
(14) resulted in a massive deterioration of the frontal lobe.
(15) The first signs of physical deformities began with elongated ears.
(16) Mental functions such as logic, emotion,
(17) most parts of speech, then terminated much faster
(18) than you or your team originally speculated, Doctors.
(19) Out on the streets, these creatures, these subsiders,
(20) are becoming a real problem.
(21) Gentlemen, we are starving,
(22) and our latest statistics show
(23) that less than 5 of the human population remain.
(24) What we're talking about is the extinction of the human race.
(25) What we're talking about
(26) is only having enough blood to sustain our population
(27) until the end of the month.
(28) If a blood substitute is not found immediately,
(29) this will happen to all of us.
(30) Edward?
(31) Enjoy your coffee, sir.
(32) Did I ever tell you about my daughter, Alison?
(33) ln early 2008, I was diagnosed with sarcoma.
(34) The shock of finding out I had cancer was one thing,
(35) but having to tell my daughter. . .
(36) She was devastated.
(37) I prayed for a miracle, but I was realistic.
(38) And then the world changed.
(39) My prayers were answered.
(40) Immortality gave me my cure,
(41) and my daughter and I now had all the time in the world.
(42) But she saw this evolution as a disease
(43) worse than any cancer.
(44) She refused to turn.
(45) I was a monster to her,
(46) and she ran like so many did.
(47) No, we are blessed, Edward. Blessed.
(48) And you have to stare death in the face to truly know that.
(49) We're not ready yet, Mr. Bromley.
(50) Not a coffee drinker?
(51) Not really.
(52) You pity the humans, don't you?
(53) Well, me, too. Me, too.
(54) These are desperate times, Edward.
(55) We must commence testing the blood substitute.
(56) lt is the only way to help the human race.
(57) He wants us to move ahead again, doesn't he?
(58) Yeah.
(59) Okay. Okay.
(60) ls there any change?
(61) Haemacillin, CBC and biochemical panel, all stable.
(62) The substitute is working.
(63) It's time to move beyond animal testing.
(64) You know the vernon Park Cemetery was raided by a bunch of kids last night?
(65) They dug up a dozen graves thinking they'd find some human blood.
(66) It's nuts out there.
(67) All right now, Private,
(68) you may feel a slight increase in body temperature.
(69) That's just the Haemacillin entering your system. It's to be expected.
(70) Yes, sir. Okay.
(71) How do you feel? No change, sir.
(72) Six-degree increase.
(73) All right, that's slightly more accelerated than anticipated, but you're fine.
(74) Sixty-eight degrees and holding.
(75) Okay.
(76) Okay, how do you feel? I feel fine, sir.
(77) All right. All right! Shit! Shit!
(78) Come on. I need 20ccs of Epimone. Come on !
(79) Hold it, hold it.
(80) Just breathe. Just breathe.
(81) Come on, come on, come on ! Come on !
(82) Hey, hey! You got it?
(83) violent scenes in London today as police clashed with protesters
(84) over the controversial new blood-rationing schemes.
(85) demonstrators argue that the blood allowances are too strict,
(86) that government bodies are failing in their promise to find alternatives.
(87) similar scenes have been occurring
(88) across asia and the middle east in recent times.
(89) In local news, blood-related crime is on the rise
(90) with a staggering one in 1 0 people being confronted
(91) by subsider activity in the last month.
(92) Oh, shit!
(93) Oh, fuck.
(94) You all right?
(95) What are you doing? Get back.
(96) Hey, no. What are you. . . Don't come any closer.
(97) Shoot him again ! Don't.
(98) You're. . . You're human. Shoot!
(99) Don't shoot me again ! Don't! I'm. . .
(100) Listen, I can help you.
(2) we should be focusing on finding a blood substitute.
(3) we already touched that point.
(4) with little or no population remaining to sustain industry,
(5) other third world countries throughout asia have also been encouraged...
(6) southbound express departing platform C.
(7) AB.
(8) All the material in this meeting is classified.
(9) Commissioner.
(10) Death Row inmate 4705B was a vampire
(11) selected for a month-long study on the effects of blood deprivation.
(12) What?
(13) A complete lack of human blood over this period of time
(14) resulted in a massive deterioration of the frontal lobe.
(15) The first signs of physical deformities began with elongated ears.
(16) Mental functions such as logic, emotion,
(17) most parts of speech, then terminated much faster
(18) than you or your team originally speculated, Doctors.
(19) Out on the streets, these creatures, these subsiders,
(20) are becoming a real problem.
(21) Gentlemen, we are starving,
(22) and our latest statistics show
(23) that less than 5 of the human population remain.
(24) What we're talking about is the extinction of the human race.
(25) What we're talking about
(26) is only having enough blood to sustain our population
(27) until the end of the month.
(28) If a blood substitute is not found immediately,
(29) this will happen to all of us.
(30) Edward?
(31) Enjoy your coffee, sir.
(32) Did I ever tell you about my daughter, Alison?
(33) ln early 2008, I was diagnosed with sarcoma.
(34) The shock of finding out I had cancer was one thing,
(35) but having to tell my daughter. . .
(36) She was devastated.
(37) I prayed for a miracle, but I was realistic.
(38) And then the world changed.
(39) My prayers were answered.
(40) Immortality gave me my cure,
(41) and my daughter and I now had all the time in the world.
(42) But she saw this evolution as a disease
(43) worse than any cancer.
(44) She refused to turn.
(45) I was a monster to her,
(46) and she ran like so many did.
(47) No, we are blessed, Edward. Blessed.
(48) And you have to stare death in the face to truly know that.
(49) We're not ready yet, Mr. Bromley.
(50) Not a coffee drinker?
(51) Not really.
(52) You pity the humans, don't you?
(53) Well, me, too. Me, too.
(54) These are desperate times, Edward.
(55) We must commence testing the blood substitute.
(56) lt is the only way to help the human race.
(57) He wants us to move ahead again, doesn't he?
(58) Yeah.
(59) Okay. Okay.
(60) ls there any change?
(61) Haemacillin, CBC and biochemical panel, all stable.
(62) The substitute is working.
(63) It's time to move beyond animal testing.
(64) You know the vernon Park Cemetery was raided by a bunch of kids last night?
(65) They dug up a dozen graves thinking they'd find some human blood.
(66) It's nuts out there.
(67) All right now, Private,
(68) you may feel a slight increase in body temperature.
(69) That's just the Haemacillin entering your system. It's to be expected.
(70) Yes, sir. Okay.
(71) How do you feel? No change, sir.
(72) Six-degree increase.
(73) All right, that's slightly more accelerated than anticipated, but you're fine.
(74) Sixty-eight degrees and holding.
(75) Okay.
(76) Okay, how do you feel? I feel fine, sir.
(77) All right. All right! Shit! Shit!
(78) Come on. I need 20ccs of Epimone. Come on !
(79) Hold it, hold it.
(80) Just breathe. Just breathe.
(81) Come on, come on, come on ! Come on !
(82) Hey, hey! You got it?
(83) violent scenes in London today as police clashed with protesters
(84) over the controversial new blood-rationing schemes.
(85) demonstrators argue that the blood allowances are too strict,
(86) that government bodies are failing in their promise to find alternatives.
(87) similar scenes have been occurring
(88) across asia and the middle east in recent times.
(89) In local news, blood-related crime is on the rise
(90) with a staggering one in 1 0 people being confronted
(91) by subsider activity in the last month.
(92) Oh, shit!
(93) Oh, fuck.
(94) You all right?
(95) What are you doing? Get back.
(96) Hey, no. What are you. . . Don't come any closer.
(97) Shoot him again ! Don't.
(98) You're. . . You're human. Shoot!
(99) Don't shoot me again ! Don't! I'm. . .
(100) Listen, I can help you.
[2004] [Dawn of the Dead] English Transcripts
(1) Not tomorrow. The day after. Right.
(2) You, me, Gary, Brad. We'll be teeing off at...
(3) I like Gary. Doctor, I'm in a hurry...
(4) We'll tee off at 7:30. If you're not there because of Gary, come on. I gotta go.
(5) Am I missing something?
(6) Why a head X-ray when the man was bitten on the hand?
(7) The patient was in a barfight. He was admitted at six.
(8) That's 6:00 AM. That's when I started my shift.
(9) Where is he now? I'd like to see him.
(10) They moved him. A night nurse... Page me when you find him.
(11) Sure.
(12) I'll do that.
(13) Cora, can you locate a patient for me?
(14) Hey, Ana. Sure.
(15) Edward Solomon? Yep.
(16) Aren't you off? An hour ago.
(17) Here he is. They had him backwards. Solomon Edward. He's in ICU.
(18) From a bite? I don't know what from.
(19) Toxicology's working him up tomorrow.
(20) I'm going. Can you let Dr. Dandewar know? Sure.
(21) Thanks. Did you talk to Luis about Sunday?
(22) I will. Night, Cora. Night.
(23) Hey. Hey, Ana.
(24) Let's go. It's starting early.
(25) Great. Later. Let's go, let's go!
(26) '...an unconfirmed...' '...not an isolated...'
(27) So have a nice day
(28) Have a nice day
(29) Have a nice day...
(30) Hey, Vivian.
(31) Look, I can go backwards. Let me see.
(32) Hey, that's amazing.
(33) Maybe tomorrow I'll do a few backward laps with you.
(34) OK. Careful, now, I gotta pull in.
(35) Say hey to your mom for me, OK? OK.
(36) Hey. Hey, you.
(37) You missed it. They just cut the mailman loose.
(38) No, Richie? The chubby one?
(39) He had such a sweet voice. I can't believe that.
(40) Hey, you.
(41) Hey, you. Come here.
(42) How'd it go today? Not bad. You?
(43) Good. I'm trading shifts with Cora so if I take Sunday,
(44) I'll have a three-day weekend at the end of the month.
(45) Is that OK? Yeah.
(46) I think Cora has a new guy she's keeping secret.
(47) Really? Wow. Lucky her.
(48) I thought maybe you'd gone out with the girls.
(49) What, and miss date night?
(50) 'I decided to take action.
(51) 'I went to see Harvey at the men's weight loss farm...'
(52) '27 horsepower, turbocharged...'
(53) 'Stay tuned to this special news bulletin.
(54) 'We will return to our regular programming following this report.'
(55) Vivian's here. Vivian, honey. Sweetie, are you OK?
(56) Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.
(57) Call an ambulance!
(58) Vivian!
(59) Luis, Luis, Luis. Let go! Let go!
(60) Let go! Let go! Let go!
(61) I can't get it!
(62) Hold it! Hold it!
(63) Let go. Let go!
(64) I'm going to call for help.
(65) 'All circuits are busy at this time.' God, no. No.
(66) 'All circuits are busy...' Don't do this to me, please!
(67) 'All circuits are busy...' Luis? What are you doing?
(68) Luis?
(69) Help!
(70) Get back, Ana.
(71) Get back! Just tell me what's going on!
(72) I told you to get back.
(73) '...emergency broadcast here in the Milwaukee area.'
(74) 'The following is information for local evacuation centers.
(75) 'If you live in Waukesha County...'
(76) Help! Can you help? Please!
(77) '...22 Robin Lane.
(78) 'If you live in southern Milwaukee County, there's a shelter...'
(79) '...1353 Henderson Road.
(80) 'If there is no activity where you live, stay inside and lock all doors.'
(81) 'If you live in Jefferson County...
(82) 'This is the Emergency Broadcast System for the greater Milwaukee area.
(83) 'If you live in Racine County, there is no information available at this time.
(84) 'Please stay inside and lock all doors and windows.
(85) 'Miller Park is no longer considered a safe haven.
(86) 'Please avoid the stadium and proceed to other locations.
(87) 'Meanwhile, civil unrest is still being reported in the area of the River Walk.
(88) 'Please avoid traveling to...'
(89) 'There are unconfirmed reports that several military personnel...'
(90) 'The following locations are still listed on the Milwaukee Emergency Safe Haven list...'
(91) Give me your car!
(92) Get off me! Get off!
(93) 'I'll take your questions.' 'Is it a virus?'
(94) 'We don't know.' 'How does it spread? Airborne?'
(95) 'Airborne is a possibility. We don't know.'
(96) 'Is this an international health hazard or a military concern?'
(97) 'Both.'
(98) 'Are these people alive or dead?'
(99) Hold him down!
(100) 'We don't know.'
(2) You, me, Gary, Brad. We'll be teeing off at...
(3) I like Gary. Doctor, I'm in a hurry...
(4) We'll tee off at 7:30. If you're not there because of Gary, come on. I gotta go.
(5) Am I missing something?
(6) Why a head X-ray when the man was bitten on the hand?
(7) The patient was in a barfight. He was admitted at six.
(8) That's 6:00 AM. That's when I started my shift.
(9) Where is he now? I'd like to see him.
(10) They moved him. A night nurse... Page me when you find him.
(11) Sure.
(12) I'll do that.
(13) Cora, can you locate a patient for me?
(14) Hey, Ana. Sure.
(15) Edward Solomon? Yep.
(16) Aren't you off? An hour ago.
(17) Here he is. They had him backwards. Solomon Edward. He's in ICU.
(18) From a bite? I don't know what from.
(19) Toxicology's working him up tomorrow.
(20) I'm going. Can you let Dr. Dandewar know? Sure.
(21) Thanks. Did you talk to Luis about Sunday?
(22) I will. Night, Cora. Night.
(23) Hey. Hey, Ana.
(24) Let's go. It's starting early.
(25) Great. Later. Let's go, let's go!
(26) '...an unconfirmed...' '...not an isolated...'
(27) So have a nice day
(28) Have a nice day
(29) Have a nice day...
(30) Hey, Vivian.
(31) Look, I can go backwards. Let me see.
(32) Hey, that's amazing.
(33) Maybe tomorrow I'll do a few backward laps with you.
(34) OK. Careful, now, I gotta pull in.
(35) Say hey to your mom for me, OK? OK.
(36) Hey. Hey, you.
(37) You missed it. They just cut the mailman loose.
(38) No, Richie? The chubby one?
(39) He had such a sweet voice. I can't believe that.
(40) Hey, you.
(41) Hey, you. Come here.
(42) How'd it go today? Not bad. You?
(43) Good. I'm trading shifts with Cora so if I take Sunday,
(44) I'll have a three-day weekend at the end of the month.
(45) Is that OK? Yeah.
(46) I think Cora has a new guy she's keeping secret.
(47) Really? Wow. Lucky her.
(48) I thought maybe you'd gone out with the girls.
(49) What, and miss date night?
(50) 'I decided to take action.
(51) 'I went to see Harvey at the men's weight loss farm...'
(52) '27 horsepower, turbocharged...'
(53) 'Stay tuned to this special news bulletin.
(54) 'We will return to our regular programming following this report.'
(55) Vivian's here. Vivian, honey. Sweetie, are you OK?
(56) Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.
(57) Call an ambulance!
(58) Vivian!
(59) Luis, Luis, Luis. Let go! Let go!
(60) Let go! Let go! Let go!
(61) I can't get it!
(62) Hold it! Hold it!
(63) Let go. Let go!
(64) I'm going to call for help.
(65) 'All circuits are busy at this time.' God, no. No.
(66) 'All circuits are busy...' Don't do this to me, please!
(67) 'All circuits are busy...' Luis? What are you doing?
(68) Luis?
(69) Help!
(70) Get back, Ana.
(71) Get back! Just tell me what's going on!
(72) I told you to get back.
(73) '...emergency broadcast here in the Milwaukee area.'
(74) 'The following is information for local evacuation centers.
(75) 'If you live in Waukesha County...'
(76) Help! Can you help? Please!
(77) '...22 Robin Lane.
(78) 'If you live in southern Milwaukee County, there's a shelter...'
(79) '...1353 Henderson Road.
(80) 'If there is no activity where you live, stay inside and lock all doors.'
(81) 'If you live in Jefferson County...
(82) 'This is the Emergency Broadcast System for the greater Milwaukee area.
(83) 'If you live in Racine County, there is no information available at this time.
(84) 'Please stay inside and lock all doors and windows.
(85) 'Miller Park is no longer considered a safe haven.
(86) 'Please avoid the stadium and proceed to other locations.
(87) 'Meanwhile, civil unrest is still being reported in the area of the River Walk.
(88) 'Please avoid traveling to...'
(89) 'There are unconfirmed reports that several military personnel...'
(90) 'The following locations are still listed on the Milwaukee Emergency Safe Haven list...'
(91) Give me your car!
(92) Get off me! Get off!
(93) 'I'll take your questions.' 'Is it a virus?'
(94) 'We don't know.' 'How does it spread? Airborne?'
(95) 'Airborne is a possibility. We don't know.'
(96) 'Is this an international health hazard or a military concern?'
(97) 'Both.'
(98) 'Are these people alive or dead?'
(99) Hold him down!
(100) 'We don't know.'
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
[2014] [Cooties] English Transcripts
(1) (CLUCKING)
(2) Shh.
(3) (MAN OVER RADIO) It's a beautiful summer day in Chicago today.
(4) Temperatures expected to reach the upper 80s.
(5) In recent news, a health advisory was reported from Happy Poultry Farms.
(6) They're telling us they're issuing a full recall
(7) for their pre-cooked chicken tenders and also their buffalo chicken tenders.
(8) This only applies to chicken that was packaged Friday
(9) and delivered to Fort Chicken and Danville.
(10) (WOMAN) Morning, honey. Ahem.
(11) Rise and shine.
(12) Morning, Mum. How's the book going?
(13) Good. Yeah, I've been working really hard on it.
(14) Rewriting it. It's a first draught, you know. Did you get a chance
(15) to read the manuscript? I did and I loved it.
(16) Oh. Any thoughts? Criticisms? No, I thought it was wonderful.
(17) I won't become a better writer if I don't get constructive criticism. Please.
(18) I'm begging you. Well,
(19) um, I did think the characters were a tiny bit unlikeable.
(20) That's more like it. Noted. And it was a little slow.
(21) I found myself a little bored, to be honest.
(22) And I heart honesty. I also didn't know what was going on
(23) or where we were. It wasn't explained well.
(24) I couldn't figure out the plot. It was kind of insulting.
(25) And there was no specificity in terms of time and place.
(26) And where was the inciting incident? OK, OK, this is... Wow.
(27) Thank you, heh.
(28) But mostly I loved it.
(29) Now, get up and teach those summer school kids how to write like you.
(30) Chapter one. The boat was evil, but he loved the boat.
(31) Chapter one. The boat was evil, but he didn't know just how evil.
(32) The boat was evil,
(33) but it was an acceptable level of evil.
(34) Chapter one. The sea-faring vessel, The Schooner, was evil.
(35) Ah. It's getting there.
(36) Jesus. I've come full circle. How very, very utterly depressing.
(37) What's up, amigo? Hey.
(38) You're not my dealer. No, I'm Clint...
(39) Hey, you don't sell shrooms do you? No. I'm Clint Hadson.
(40) (MAN OVER RADIO) Is that Hudson?
(41) Hadson. Yeah, it's him. I'll let him in.
(42) Oh. So that's a no on the shrooms? Right.
(43) (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(44) (CAR DOOR LOCK BLEEPS)
(45) (CLINT) Excuse me.
(46) I'm having trouble...
(47) (CLINT GRUNTING)
(48) (WOMAN) Don't you forget, you're grounded.
(49) When school's over you come straight home.
(50) Fuck you, Mum. (WOMAN) Oh, yeah? Fuck you.
(51) I'm just gonna miss you so much. Can't I take it off?
(52) No. The playground is a war zone.
(53) (GIRL GASPS)
(54) Watch it. Sorry. Didn't see you there.
(55) Well, maybe you should take in your surroundings more.
(56) Yeah.
(57) Mr. Hudson. (CLINT) Hadson.
(58) Hi. Uh, call me Clint. Righteous.
(59) Thanks for coming on such short notice.
(60) Mrs. Kenner is down with the flu, or maybe she's pregnant.
(61) She is Mormon, so that's a possibility.
(62) I'm vice principal Simms. Principal Hodges is in the Bahamas.
(63) You know what they say.
(64) When the cat's away, the vice principal becomes acting principal.
(65) I forgot they say that.
(66) (SIMMS) Teacher's lounge is across the way.
(67) Go get a cup of joe. It's not strong enough for my taste.
(68) To deal with these terrors I need the high-octane stuff. Isn't that right?
(69) Heh, she's hilarious. A lot of personal tragedy.
(70) Come on in to this office. Pull up a ball chair.
(71) Got a cell phone?
(72) Um, yeah.
(73) I'm gonna have to take it. Are you serious?
(74) Yep. This is a no cell-phone campus. We can't ask the kids to give up
(75) something we're not willing to. So hand over that crackberry.
(76) Booyah. Now, I gotta warn you, I run a pretty tight ship.
(77) Yeah, I'm fine with that.
(78) Heh, it's funny you should say that. I'm actually writing a book about a ship.
(79) Well, it's more of a boat. I have it with me.
(80) If you're asking me to describe my pedagogical "philosophy"
(81) I'm not. Some charter schools out of Boston
(82) are "absolutely" "revolutionising" "education."
(83) I'm not sure you know how air quotes work.
(84) I wanna bring these kids back to a pre-digital era.
(85) No cell phones, and I don't care if it's raining labradoodles,
(86) I wanna get those kids outside during recess.
(87) Heck, I'll lock them out. And I will do that.
(88) Now, here's a map of the school. Mrs. Kenner is in Room 12.
(89) Oh, I don't need that. I actually used to go here. Class of '88.
(90) Hey, you know what that is? That's out of sight.
(91) All right. Shouldn't joke about guns though.
(92) No. Not in a school.
(93) Yeah. That's not funny.
(94) My partner's name is David. He is awesome.
(95) He's a little bit older, but really has this amazing body.
(96) If I'm being completely honest,
(97) he does have these fantastic balls that I just love to play with.
(98) They're firmer and fuzzier, so...
(99) Heh, tennis partner. Heh, David's my tennis partner. Heh.
(100) Hi there. Um, you know which one of these is Mrs. Kenner's?
(2) Shh.
(3) (MAN OVER RADIO) It's a beautiful summer day in Chicago today.
(4) Temperatures expected to reach the upper 80s.
(5) In recent news, a health advisory was reported from Happy Poultry Farms.
(6) They're telling us they're issuing a full recall
(7) for their pre-cooked chicken tenders and also their buffalo chicken tenders.
(8) This only applies to chicken that was packaged Friday
(9) and delivered to Fort Chicken and Danville.
(10) (WOMAN) Morning, honey. Ahem.
(11) Rise and shine.
(12) Morning, Mum. How's the book going?
(13) Good. Yeah, I've been working really hard on it.
(14) Rewriting it. It's a first draught, you know. Did you get a chance
(15) to read the manuscript? I did and I loved it.
(16) Oh. Any thoughts? Criticisms? No, I thought it was wonderful.
(17) I won't become a better writer if I don't get constructive criticism. Please.
(18) I'm begging you. Well,
(19) um, I did think the characters were a tiny bit unlikeable.
(20) That's more like it. Noted. And it was a little slow.
(21) I found myself a little bored, to be honest.
(22) And I heart honesty. I also didn't know what was going on
(23) or where we were. It wasn't explained well.
(24) I couldn't figure out the plot. It was kind of insulting.
(25) And there was no specificity in terms of time and place.
(26) And where was the inciting incident? OK, OK, this is... Wow.
(27) Thank you, heh.
(28) But mostly I loved it.
(29) Now, get up and teach those summer school kids how to write like you.
(30) Chapter one. The boat was evil, but he loved the boat.
(31) Chapter one. The boat was evil, but he didn't know just how evil.
(32) The boat was evil,
(33) but it was an acceptable level of evil.
(34) Chapter one. The sea-faring vessel, The Schooner, was evil.
(35) Ah. It's getting there.
(36) Jesus. I've come full circle. How very, very utterly depressing.
(37) What's up, amigo? Hey.
(38) You're not my dealer. No, I'm Clint...
(39) Hey, you don't sell shrooms do you? No. I'm Clint Hadson.
(40) (MAN OVER RADIO) Is that Hudson?
(41) Hadson. Yeah, it's him. I'll let him in.
(42) Oh. So that's a no on the shrooms? Right.
(43) (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(44) (CAR DOOR LOCK BLEEPS)
(45) (CLINT) Excuse me.
(46) I'm having trouble...
(47) (CLINT GRUNTING)
(48) (WOMAN) Don't you forget, you're grounded.
(49) When school's over you come straight home.
(50) Fuck you, Mum. (WOMAN) Oh, yeah? Fuck you.
(51) I'm just gonna miss you so much. Can't I take it off?
(52) No. The playground is a war zone.
(53) (GIRL GASPS)
(54) Watch it. Sorry. Didn't see you there.
(55) Well, maybe you should take in your surroundings more.
(56) Yeah.
(57) Mr. Hudson. (CLINT) Hadson.
(58) Hi. Uh, call me Clint. Righteous.
(59) Thanks for coming on such short notice.
(60) Mrs. Kenner is down with the flu, or maybe she's pregnant.
(61) She is Mormon, so that's a possibility.
(62) I'm vice principal Simms. Principal Hodges is in the Bahamas.
(63) You know what they say.
(64) When the cat's away, the vice principal becomes acting principal.
(65) I forgot they say that.
(66) (SIMMS) Teacher's lounge is across the way.
(67) Go get a cup of joe. It's not strong enough for my taste.
(68) To deal with these terrors I need the high-octane stuff. Isn't that right?
(69) Heh, she's hilarious. A lot of personal tragedy.
(70) Come on in to this office. Pull up a ball chair.
(71) Got a cell phone?
(72) Um, yeah.
(73) I'm gonna have to take it. Are you serious?
(74) Yep. This is a no cell-phone campus. We can't ask the kids to give up
(75) something we're not willing to. So hand over that crackberry.
(76) Booyah. Now, I gotta warn you, I run a pretty tight ship.
(77) Yeah, I'm fine with that.
(78) Heh, it's funny you should say that. I'm actually writing a book about a ship.
(79) Well, it's more of a boat. I have it with me.
(80) If you're asking me to describe my pedagogical "philosophy"
(81) I'm not. Some charter schools out of Boston
(82) are "absolutely" "revolutionising" "education."
(83) I'm not sure you know how air quotes work.
(84) I wanna bring these kids back to a pre-digital era.
(85) No cell phones, and I don't care if it's raining labradoodles,
(86) I wanna get those kids outside during recess.
(87) Heck, I'll lock them out. And I will do that.
(88) Now, here's a map of the school. Mrs. Kenner is in Room 12.
(89) Oh, I don't need that. I actually used to go here. Class of '88.
(90) Hey, you know what that is? That's out of sight.
(91) All right. Shouldn't joke about guns though.
(92) No. Not in a school.
(93) Yeah. That's not funny.
(94) My partner's name is David. He is awesome.
(95) He's a little bit older, but really has this amazing body.
(96) If I'm being completely honest,
(97) he does have these fantastic balls that I just love to play with.
(98) They're firmer and fuzzier, so...
(99) Heh, tennis partner. Heh, David's my tennis partner. Heh.
(100) Hi there. Um, you know which one of these is Mrs. Kenner's?
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
[2000] [Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV] English Transcripts
(1) Fifhteen years ago in Tromaville,
(2) New Jersey, the Toxic Chemical Capital of the world
(3) little mop boy Melvin Fyrd, a 98-pound weakling
(4) was teased taunted, and other bad stuff,
(5) until he fell into a barrel of toxic chemical waste.
(6) Transforming him into a hideously deformed creature
(7) of superhuman size and strength;
(8) Melvin became The Toxic Avenger, the first superhero from New Jersey!
(9) Then two really shitty sequels were made... sorry about that.
(10) This is the real sequel.
(11) Okay kids, today we're going to celebrate our special friends below the border.
(12) We are going to celebrate take a Mexican to Lunch Day.
(13) Can we say that? Mexican.
(14) Very, very good.
(15) Now that's where the hard working Mexicans take naps during the day.
(16) Just like us?
(17) Just like us. Exactly like us.
(18) Tito, v_hat do you think you're doing young
(19) Listen bitch, iust because l'm a tard
(20) doesn't mean that you have to treat me like one.
(21) But because l'm ''special,'' l don't think l'm ever gonna get laid,
(22) so why can't l masturbate?
(23) Tito! Okay kids, now do you know what you're eating?
(24) That's right tacos. Can you say taco?
(25) Taco.
(26) All right you fucking retards drop your
(27) Fuck this man, l'm outta here.
(28) What on earth do you think you're doing, young man?
(29) l'm trying to teach a class here.
(30) What kind of man are you?
(31) This kind.
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(33) to bring you this very special report.
(34) Well folks it looks like we've got another
(35) You take this one. l did the last three.
(36) The terrorist group in question, the Diaper Mafia,
(37) have taken the Tromaville School for the
(38) We're going to go live now to the Tromaville School for the Very Special
(39) where our correspondent Cindy Tata is
(40) Tromaville police chief Newman about this very subject.
(41) Stick with us aRer the break where our very own Josh Levitsky
(42) will share some of those mouth-watering recipes for butternut squash.
(43) Oooh, aaah, l like that That's good
(44) Like a living Martha Stewart But isn't she still alive?
(45) Nigga, please.
(46) Chief Newman, what caused the Diaper Mafia
(47) horrible acts of violence?
(48) Well, uh, ah, no comment.
(49) l can't believe this is happening in
(50) You ask me, these diaper mafia punks ale
(51) What is the use of sending these retards to school in the first place?
(52) All right, Tex, time to kill another one.
(53) Yes, daddy.
(54) Chief Newman, the Diaper Mafia has said they will execute
(55) a special student every half hour until their demands have been met.
(56) Really?
(57) Yet it's been at least 35 minutes since
(58) never mind
(59) Well, that's a damn shame it had to happen on
(60) Take Mexicans to Lunch Day and all.
(61) You hear that, pigs, you hear that? You
(62) You hear that hear that hear that?
(63) A tard dies every five minutes unless the
(64) You got that?!
(65) Got that got that?
(66) l'm working on it, really l'm working on it.
(67) Please don't shoot any more of those tards.
(68) l mean those special kids.
(69) Fuck the fucking tards! l'm sick and tired of their drooling and whining!
(70) Now why is it when l shit my pants, it's a fucking social faux pas?
(71) But when a tard shits his pants,
(72) a good-looking nurse wipes his ass for him, huh?
(73) She's got her head up her ass.
(74) Tex, Tex, Tex check it out! Pregger pi-ata! HA HA HA!!
(75) Hey hey, you've got your head up your ass!
(76) Fuck you!
(77) Fuckin people!
(78) That's what separates us from the pussies like the Trenchcoat Mafia,
(79) the Flat Top Mafia, and the No-Pants Mafia.
(80) Didn't you hear what Kazinski said? Fucking tard.
(81) Gun! Nooooo!
(82) Mayor Goldberg, how do you feel about the
(83) Try not to harp about the five that are dead.
(84) Think about the hundreds of students that are still living, still breathing,
(85) and let's pray for an end to all this murder and mayhem and garbage.
(86) Let's pray. Let's pray.
(87) Get off the phone!
(88) Let's pray, godammit!
(89) You too.
(90) Oh lord, in your divine wisdom, please find it in your heart
(91) to put an end to this murder and filth and trash and garbage.
(92) Oh, and please help us to get re-elected one more time ok?
(93) Thank you very much God, and amen.
(94) Amen.
(95) Dye-a-nu
(96) Thank God you're here. What took you so
(97) l had to change. It takes a while.
(98) Yeah, ok. All right, kid, hold on, all
(99) l got the Really Real Bikini TV crew here.
(100) The Diaper Mafia's demands have not yet been issued, and yet,
(2) New Jersey, the Toxic Chemical Capital of the world
(3) little mop boy Melvin Fyrd, a 98-pound weakling
(4) was teased taunted, and other bad stuff,
(5) until he fell into a barrel of toxic chemical waste.
(6) Transforming him into a hideously deformed creature
(7) of superhuman size and strength;
(8) Melvin became The Toxic Avenger, the first superhero from New Jersey!
(9) Then two really shitty sequels were made... sorry about that.
(10) This is the real sequel.
(11) Okay kids, today we're going to celebrate our special friends below the border.
(12) We are going to celebrate take a Mexican to Lunch Day.
(13) Can we say that? Mexican.
(14) Very, very good.
(15) Now that's where the hard working Mexicans take naps during the day.
(16) Just like us?
(17) Just like us. Exactly like us.
(18) Tito, v_hat do you think you're doing young
(19) Listen bitch, iust because l'm a tard
(20) doesn't mean that you have to treat me like one.
(21) But because l'm ''special,'' l don't think l'm ever gonna get laid,
(22) so why can't l masturbate?
(23) Tito! Okay kids, now do you know what you're eating?
(24) That's right tacos. Can you say taco?
(25) Taco.
(26) All right you fucking retards drop your
(27) Fuck this man, l'm outta here.
(28) What on earth do you think you're doing, young man?
(29) l'm trying to teach a class here.
(30) What kind of man are you?
(31) This kind.
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(33) to bring you this very special report.
(34) Well folks it looks like we've got another
(35) You take this one. l did the last three.
(36) The terrorist group in question, the Diaper Mafia,
(37) have taken the Tromaville School for the
(38) We're going to go live now to the Tromaville School for the Very Special
(39) where our correspondent Cindy Tata is
(40) Tromaville police chief Newman about this very subject.
(41) Stick with us aRer the break where our very own Josh Levitsky
(42) will share some of those mouth-watering recipes for butternut squash.
(43) Oooh, aaah, l like that That's good
(44) Like a living Martha Stewart But isn't she still alive?
(45) Nigga, please.
(46) Chief Newman, what caused the Diaper Mafia
(47) horrible acts of violence?
(48) Well, uh, ah, no comment.
(49) l can't believe this is happening in
(50) You ask me, these diaper mafia punks ale
(51) What is the use of sending these retards to school in the first place?
(52) All right, Tex, time to kill another one.
(53) Yes, daddy.
(54) Chief Newman, the Diaper Mafia has said they will execute
(55) a special student every half hour until their demands have been met.
(56) Really?
(57) Yet it's been at least 35 minutes since
(58) never mind
(59) Well, that's a damn shame it had to happen on
(60) Take Mexicans to Lunch Day and all.
(61) You hear that, pigs, you hear that? You
(62) You hear that hear that hear that?
(63) A tard dies every five minutes unless the
(64) You got that?!
(65) Got that got that?
(66) l'm working on it, really l'm working on it.
(67) Please don't shoot any more of those tards.
(68) l mean those special kids.
(69) Fuck the fucking tards! l'm sick and tired of their drooling and whining!
(70) Now why is it when l shit my pants, it's a fucking social faux pas?
(71) But when a tard shits his pants,
(72) a good-looking nurse wipes his ass for him, huh?
(73) She's got her head up her ass.
(74) Tex, Tex, Tex check it out! Pregger pi-ata! HA HA HA!!
(75) Hey hey, you've got your head up your ass!
(76) Fuck you!
(77) Fuckin people!
(78) That's what separates us from the pussies like the Trenchcoat Mafia,
(79) the Flat Top Mafia, and the No-Pants Mafia.
(80) Didn't you hear what Kazinski said? Fucking tard.
(81) Gun! Nooooo!
(82) Mayor Goldberg, how do you feel about the
(83) Try not to harp about the five that are dead.
(84) Think about the hundreds of students that are still living, still breathing,
(85) and let's pray for an end to all this murder and mayhem and garbage.
(86) Let's pray. Let's pray.
(87) Get off the phone!
(88) Let's pray, godammit!
(89) You too.
(90) Oh lord, in your divine wisdom, please find it in your heart
(91) to put an end to this murder and filth and trash and garbage.
(92) Oh, and please help us to get re-elected one more time ok?
(93) Thank you very much God, and amen.
(94) Amen.
(95) Dye-a-nu
(96) Thank God you're here. What took you so
(97) l had to change. It takes a while.
(98) Yeah, ok. All right, kid, hold on, all
(99) l got the Really Real Bikini TV crew here.
(100) The Diaper Mafia's demands have not yet been issued, and yet,
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