[1978] [Every Which Way But Loose] English Transcripts

(1) Son of a bitch.
(2) Anyway, the cop is sitting there, sipping his coffee, you see?
(3) And he's scratching his head. He's completely confused by now.
(4) He says to the drunk... How's it going, Philo?
(5) ..."What about the guy in bed with your wife?"
(6) And the drunk says, "The hell with him. Let him make his own coffee."
(7) You get it? "Let him make his own coffee."
(8) Excuse me.
(9) That's funny, but don't give up your day job.
(10) Come on, Big Al.
(11) Let's have some fun. You want to go some place?
(12) Hey, Big Al. Are you married? I used to be.
(13) MAN: I know this place in the valley. We could go get a couple drinks.
(14) Lots of action there. Great fun. What do you say?
(15) Hey. Put them back.
(16) You talking to me? This ain't the Salvation Army.
(17) Put them back.
(18) I got plenty of peanuts, Big Al.
(19) You mean these? Yeah, asshole.
(20) Unless you're taking them to your tree. Shit. Excuse me, gents.
(21) The squirrel is taking his peanuts up to his tree.
(22) The squirrel is ripping off peanuts, ain't you, squirrel?
(23) Going to take them up to your tree?
(24) MAN: All right.
(25) MAN 2: Come on, guys. Knock it off. MAN 3: Get him!
(26) Attaboy!
(27) Come on, get out of here, you guys. Get him.
(28) MAN 2: Outside. Come on, guys.
(29) Outside!
(30) [Every Which Way But Loose by Eddie Rabbitt playing]
(31) Hey, Orville, what's doing?
(32) Ma's going to try it again.
(33) I should have remembered my wig.
(34) You think it'll make any difference?
(35) I don't know, Ma.
(36) I don't expect that's all they're going to be looking at.
(37) Don't be in such a fired, big hurry.
(38) I want to look at these pictures one time more.
(39) I always did have trouble with these squiggly lines.
(40) I hope you pass it this time, Ma, because there ain't too many more...
(41) of these places we can go to. They all know you.
(42) They don't know how I drive. Don't none of them know how good I drive.
(43) Been driving since before them sons of bitches were born.
(44) Come on, get out.
(45) Here.
(46) You're getting pretty tricky, Clyde.
(47) You've done real good, Ma.
(48) Meathead.
(49) Waited till I passed the whole test before he tells me I'm too old.
(50) I should have remembered my wig.
(51) The hell with everybody.
(52) Come on, get going, for God's sake.
(53) Philo, are you out here? No, I ain't.
(54) What are you doing? Are you working on the car?
(55) Orville, that's two dumb questions in a row you've asked me.
(56) Here.
(57) Help me put that block under the car here.
(58) This one here? Yeah.
(59) You want it under the wheel or under the spring?
(60) Under the spring.
(61) There you go.
(62) Thanks. Sure.
(63) Ma's pissed. It's Clyde.
(64) He got out this morning, came over, and shit all over everything.
(65) How did she get him back?
(66) That's what she's pissed about. She had to bribe him with all her Oreos.
(67) Well, I'll make it up to her.
(68) You got one going tomorrow? Yeah, you coming?
(69) Sure am.
(70) Who wants some action around here?
(71) There you go, my man. What's the name?
(72) Name? John Hatfield.
(73) I got you, my man. Thank you. Who else?
(74) How much you want? Quick, talk to me, my man.
(75) Give me $80. 80. Let me see that.
(76) Name? Jackson.
(77) All right, listen, I've got $100. Who wants to make a side-bet, here?
(78) Come on, guys. Talk up!
(79) He may be good, but he ain't no Tank Murdock.
(80) Take it.
(81) We won't have anything Take it.
(82) You're on.
(83) Who's gonna hold this? You hold it.
(84) No problem, you're fine.
(85) Church, let's go, man.
(86) You got him.
(87) Come up here, Clyde. There you go.
(88) Put this bum away!
(89) Thank you. $5, $100 and $200...
(90) 500, $600, $900....
(91) PHILO: Clyde could have beat him.
(92) [Singing Send Me Down To Tuscon by Mel Tillis]
(93) I kind of like this.
(94) That one's a redhead.
(95) I'll take the one on the left. All right.
(96) The one stuffing her face with chowder.
(97) Let's go over there and see what she's drinking.
(98) Hi.
(99) My name's Philo. Do you mind if I sit here for a while?
(100) Suit yourself.

[1978] [Convoy] English Transcripts

(1) 'Uh, breaker 1-9. This here's the Rubber Duck.
(2) 'Anybody got a copy on me out there?
(3) 'Come on.'
(4) Hey!
(5) Son of a bitch!
(6) Goddammit!
(7) Son of a bitch!
(8) Log book, please.
(9) Partner, you got the wrong vehicle.
(10) That gal in the XKE passed me doing about 80,
(11) then she slowed down to 40 to comb her hair.
(12) Wouldn't let me past her.
(13) I'm citing you for 11 miles over the speed limit and reckless driving.
(14) Hell, that's a $100 fine. It surely is.
(15) Well, hell, it was worth it. What was worth it?
(16) That gal in the XKE doesn't have any pants on, man.
(17) I took a look down, and bingo, there it was.
(18) There what was?
(19) Didn't you hear me? She doesn't have any pants on.
(20) Look at her. She's just waiting there.
(21) No panties or anything?
(22) Nothing.
(23) OK.
(24) I'm gonna let you off with a stern warning.
(25) You watch yourself, you hear? Yes, sir!
(26) 'Uh, breaker 1-9 with a smokey report.
(27) 'We got a bear running east on I-4-O.
(28) 'His twenty is about a mile marker 2-4-3.
(29) 'Anybody out there copy, over? '
(30) '10-4, good buddy. I surely thank you.
(31) 'What's your 20 there, guy? '
(32) 'Uh, we're eastbound about the same spot.
(33) 'Where are you at? Over.'
(34) About a mile over your shoulder. Oh!
(35) Oh yeah, I got an eyeball on you.
(36) Say, partner, that's a pretty fancy rig you're driving, ain't it? Over.
(37) 'That's a big 10-4, good buddy. You got Spider Mike at your back door.
(38) 'My handle's Love Machine.
(39) 'You know why they call me Love Machine?
(40) 'Quadraphonic sound, colour TV,
(41) 'I got a big bar sitting right behind me.
(42) 'Now, get this, a warm-water water bed.
(43) 'All the creature comforts, friend.'
(44) Hey, Love Machine, you ain't hauling Go-Go Girls, are you?
(45) Yeah, dude. That's just what he's hauling.
(46) And they're closing up my sinuses, too.
(47) I hope you got the wherefore to back up that kind of lip.
(48) 'How about it? '
(49) Now, just simmer down, boy, back her on down.
(50) 'Don't you recognise who this is? Come back.'
(51) Negatory. Who this is?
(52) This is the Duck, you old bandit.
(53) 'Oh! Goddamn, Spider Mike,
(54) 'it's Rubber Duck from Albuquerque.
(55) 'We got us the best front door in this cotton-pickin' business.'
(56) 'Hey, look here, Duck.'
(57) I hear more stories about you than Jesse James.
(58) 'Hello, Mike.
(59) 'I guess you know you're running with a real desperado this time.
(60) 'There ain't nobody more dedicated to the single-minded pursuit of cheap thrills
(61) 'than that old Love Machine, but he does move it. Over.'
(62) Hey, Duck.
(63) What do you say we change his handle from Love Machine to Pig Pen this trip?
(64) Hey, sonny boy, it took me a lot of hard money to get that handle.
(65) Hey, man, I don't care how long it took you, Pig Pen.
(66) 'All I know is that the paint is peeling off my cab and my fan don't work,
(67) 'so I'm gonna have to take the rocking chair.'
(68) Yeah, yeah, OK. Come on, charge ahead, because I'm not movin' out.
(69) 'Go on by.'
(70) 'Uh, breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9.
(71) 'Uh, this is the Cotton Mouth to the Rubber Duck.'
(72) 'Roger, Cotton Mouth, I got a copy on you.
(73) 'Uh, I'm at 3-4-3, needing a bear report. Come on.'
(74) 'There ain't a bear in sight. She's all clean and green.
(75) 'Bring it on up.'
(76) 'Well, front door, Cotton Mouth,
(77) 'it looks like you got me and two others in your rocking chair here, come on.'
(78) 'Ah, 10-4, that's definitely my pleasure.'
(79) 'Breaker, breaker, the smell is getting intense back here.'
(80) 'Uh, who is this? Come on back.'
(81) 'This is the handsome Love Machine over here,
(82) 'riding the fastest Mack machine this slab ever eye-balled.'
(83) That's all well and good, but from what I hear
(84) Bulldog's is pussy! What?
(85) 'Is he talking to me with that pussy... pussy thing?
(86) 'Hey! I'm gonna grab that alligator head of yours.
(87) 'This here Big Mack can take anything, any GMC on the road.
(88) 'I'm gonna bite the ass outta that raggedy trailer.'
(89) Well, you ain't about to get me behind you, Pig Pen.
(90) Back 'em down. We got a bear in a plain brown wrapper!
(91) Son of a bitch!
(92) Goddammit!
(93) Nice day!
(94) Screwin' it down a bit, weren't you, boys?
(95) Jesus Christ!
(96) Hello, RD!
(97) Boys, this is the Papa Bear.
(98) Been a long time. It's been six years.
(99) Yeah.
(100) Six years.