[2000] [Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV] English Transcripts

(1) Fifhteen years ago in Tromaville,
(2) New Jersey, the Toxic Chemical Capital of the world
(3) little mop boy Melvin Fyrd, a 98-pound weakling
(4) was teased taunted, and other bad stuff,
(5) until he fell into a barrel of toxic chemical waste.
(6) Transforming him into a hideously deformed creature
(7) of superhuman size and strength;
(8) Melvin became The Toxic Avenger, the first superhero from New Jersey!
(9) Then two really shitty sequels were made... sorry about that.
(10) This is the real sequel.
(11) Okay kids, today we're going to celebrate our special friends below the border.
(12) We are going to celebrate take a Mexican to Lunch Day.
(13) Can we say that? Mexican.
(14) Very, very good.
(15) Now that's where the hard working Mexicans take naps during the day.
(16) Just like us?
(17) Just like us. Exactly like us.
(18) Tito, v_hat do you think you're doing young
(19) Listen bitch, iust because l'm a tard
(20) doesn't mean that you have to treat me like one.
(21) But because l'm ''special,'' l don't think l'm ever gonna get laid,
(22) so why can't l masturbate?
(23) Tito! Okay kids, now do you know what you're eating?
(24) That's right tacos. Can you say taco?
(25) Taco.
(26) All right you fucking retards drop your
(27) Fuck this man, l'm outta here.
(28) What on earth do you think you're doing, young man?
(29) l'm trying to teach a class here.
(30) What kind of man are you?
(31) This kind.
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(33) to bring you this very special report.
(34) Well folks it looks like we've got another
(35) You take this one. l did the last three.
(36) The terrorist group in question, the Diaper Mafia,
(37) have taken the Tromaville School for the
(38) We're going to go live now to the Tromaville School for the Very Special
(39) where our correspondent Cindy Tata is
(40) Tromaville police chief Newman about this very subject.
(41) Stick with us aRer the break where our very own Josh Levitsky
(42) will share some of those mouth-watering recipes for butternut squash.
(43) Oooh, aaah, l like that That's good
(44) Like a living Martha Stewart But isn't she still alive?
(45) Nigga, please.
(46) Chief Newman, what caused the Diaper Mafia
(47) horrible acts of violence?
(48) Well, uh, ah, no comment.
(49) l can't believe this is happening in
(50) You ask me, these diaper mafia punks ale
(51) What is the use of sending these retards to school in the first place?
(52) All right, Tex, time to kill another one.
(53) Yes, daddy.
(54) Chief Newman, the Diaper Mafia has said they will execute
(55) a special student every half hour until their demands have been met.
(56) Really?
(57) Yet it's been at least 35 minutes since
(58) never mind
(59) Well, that's a damn shame it had to happen on
(60) Take Mexicans to Lunch Day and all.
(61) You hear that, pigs, you hear that? You
(62) You hear that hear that hear that?
(63) A tard dies every five minutes unless the
(64) You got that?!
(65) Got that got that?
(66) l'm working on it, really l'm working on it.
(67) Please don't shoot any more of those tards.
(68) l mean those special kids.
(69) Fuck the fucking tards! l'm sick and tired of their drooling and whining!
(70) Now why is it when l shit my pants, it's a fucking social faux pas?
(71) But when a tard shits his pants,
(72) a good-looking nurse wipes his ass for him, huh?
(73) She's got her head up her ass.
(74) Tex, Tex, Tex check it out! Pregger pi-ata! HA HA HA!!
(75) Hey hey, you've got your head up your ass!
(76) Fuck you!
(77) Fuckin people!
(78) That's what separates us from the pussies like the Trenchcoat Mafia,
(79) the Flat Top Mafia, and the No-Pants Mafia.
(80) Didn't you hear what Kazinski said? Fucking tard.
(81) Gun! Nooooo!
(82) Mayor Goldberg, how do you feel about the
(83) Try not to harp about the five that are dead.
(84) Think about the hundreds of students that are still living, still breathing,
(85) and let's pray for an end to all this murder and mayhem and garbage.
(86) Let's pray. Let's pray.
(87) Get off the phone!
(88) Let's pray, godammit!
(89) You too.
(90) Oh lord, in your divine wisdom, please find it in your heart
(91) to put an end to this murder and filth and trash and garbage.
(92) Oh, and please help us to get re-elected one more time ok?
(93) Thank you very much God, and amen.
(94) Amen.
(95) Dye-a-nu
(96) Thank God you're here. What took you so
(97) l had to change. It takes a while.
(98) Yeah, ok. All right, kid, hold on, all
(99) l got the Really Real Bikini TV crew here.
(100) The Diaper Mafia's demands have not yet been issued, and yet,

[2000] [Charlie's Angels] English Transcripts

(1) I said, "Look, lady, the seats haven't gotten smaller...
(2) ...your ass has gotten bigger."
(3) I'm sorry, sir. This cabin is restricted to first class.
(4) Are you looking for this?
(5) Can I get you anything?
(6) Scotch. Blended. Straight.
(7) This is your captain speaking.
(8) We've got a report of some turbulence ahead.
(9) Please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts...
(10) ...and remain there until we release the fasten-your-seat-belt sign.
(11) I hear birds can't fly this high.
(12) I hear only angels can.
(13) Where's the bomb?
(14) I am the bomb.
(15) Shall I pour your scotch? No, I'll take the bottle.
(16) Another movie from an old TV show.
(17) What are you gonna do?
(18) Walk out.
(19) Very funny.
(20) No, it isn't.
(21) What are you doing?!
(22) What are you doing?! Get off of me!
(23) Help me! Help me!
(24) Help me! Be careful!
(25) Nice flight?
(26) You crazy bastard!
(27) I think you mean "crazy bitch."
(28) What is this? What's going on here?
(29) Damn, I hate to fly.
(30) No way! No way!
(31) What's with that?! Who are you people?!
(32) Who are you people?!
(33) Once upon a time, there were three very different little girls.
(34) ...who grew up to be three very different women.
(35) making her a five-day champion. Way to go, Natalie.
(36) They have three things in common: They're brilliant, beautiful...
(37) I'm going to be all over you!
(38) You will be kissing my ass
(39) ...and they work for me.
(40) My name is Charlie.
(41) Let's go this way. No!
(42) This way!
(43) Wait. I'm not a yo-yo!
(44) Good morning, Starfish.
(45) Good morning, Chad.
(46) Sweet Chad.
(47) I figured we could have a little breakfast.
(48) And then, maybe, after...
(49) ...we could have a little Chad.
(50) Hold that thought.
(51) Yes, I'll be right in.
(52) Isn't that just the luck?
(53) I can make something besides eggs.
(54) No, it's not the eggs.
(55) Is it the boat?
(56) It's not the boat. I have to go.
(57) Is it the Chad?
(58) It might be the Chad.
(59) It's the Chad!
(60) It's the Chad!
(61) Eduardo, move me.
(62) Good morning.
(63) I signed the waiver, so feel free to stick things in my slot.
(64) Thanks.
(65) No problem.
(66) Hey! I'll be right in.
(67) I want to get one thing straight between us.
(68) Go ahead. We're past keeping secrets at this point.
(69) This is going to be long...
(70) ...hard and rough.
(71) Sometimes when it's rough, I just get there faster.
(72) If you don't defuse this bomb, L.A. will be an underwater attraction.
(73) Which wire? The red one or the blue one?
(74) That is not helping.
(75) Ooh, my muffins.
(76) This is stupid, anyway. Why wouldn't I just yank the wire?
(77) They're dummy wires, honey. The real mechanism is inside.
(78) Trip the external feedback circuit, the bomb will detonate.
(79) Wow.
(80) For a bikini waxer, you know a lot about bombs.
(81) Isn't it amazing how much information you can learn off the internet?
(82) I'll be right there.
(83) When do I get to meet this Charlie?
(84) Charlie's not a very social person.
(85) But Charlie's a chick though, right?
(86) I mean, definitely a woman, right?
(87) I can't keep up this facade with Jason anymore.
(88) Who wants a man who's intimidated by a strong woman?
(89) They come on nice until they find out I can shatter a block with my head.
(90) I love that trick.
(91) Blueberry muffins.
(92) I made them from scratch.
(93) Yum.
(94) Sounds good.
(95) These look great, Alex.
(96) Oh, my God.
(97) What's this?
(98) Chinese fighting muffin.
(99) Nothing to laugh about.
(100) My buddy took a fighting muffin in the chest, he went home in 4 Ziploc bags.

[2000] [Blood: The Last Vampire] English Transcripts

(1) (Ringing)
(2) Character Designer: Katsuya Terada
(3) (Train passing in background)
(4) Screenplay: Kenji Kamiyama
(5) Technical Director: Shinji Takagi
(6) (PA) 'Please take all your belongings with you.
(7) 'This will be the last train going to Asakusa.'
(8) Animation Director: Kazuchika Kise
(9) Art Director: Yusuke Takeda
(10) Director of Visual Concept: Hisashi Ezura
(11) Colour Designer: Katsue Inoue
(12) (Horn honking)
(13) 3D CGI: Tokumitsu Kifune
(14) Filming: Miki Sakuma
(15) Post Production Supervisor: Keiichi Momose
(16) Music: Yoshihiro Ike
(17) (PA) 'We will be stopping at Asakusa shortly.
(18) 'This will be the final stop.'
(19) Director: Hiroyuki Kitakubo
(20) (Inaudible)
(21) Saya!
(22) Where is the chiropterate?
(23) Inside.
(24) This sword's getting dull.
(25) It's not sliding out of the sheath as smoothly as it should.
(26) Get me a new one. That's not possible.
(27) We don't have time because we just identified another one of them.
(28) Swords of that quality are not easy to get.
(29) What the...?
(30) This isn't a chiropterate, did we get the wrong guy?
(31) It just hasn't changed form yet, Louis. Now, shut up.
(32) Wait a minute. Isn't this supposed to be within your jurisdiction?
(33) That's a regular human corpse in there.
(34) I've already checked the military personnel
(35) as well as the civilian employees involved.
(36) What do you mean? Hey! David!
(37) (David) They've infiltrated the public.
(38) You want me to investigate this?
(39) Dave! Take a look inside!
(40) Hey! Save it!
(41) Oh, Jesus...
(42) (Gasps)
(43) (Grunting)
(44) Wait! Saya! Get ahold of yourself, now!
(45) Not the same thing again.
(46) Do you want to announce it to the whole world?
(47) I can't do anything about it.
(48) You know the way it is by now.
(49) The orders from the top are to hunt them down, no matter what.
(50) (Muffled grunts) I really don't know anything.
(51) (Groans)
(52) It's all in there and it's arranged accordingly.
(53) You can go tomorrow.
(54) I'll have your school uniform and ID ready by then.
(55) You better read through the file carefully.
(56) We know there's more than one... Hey!
(57) Hey, Saya!
(58) Shit.
(59) What the hell was that all about?
(60) (Sighs)
(61) You asshole!
(62) What did I do?!
(63) Don't ever piss her off again!
(64) But... Listen!
(65) As far as we know, she's the only remaining original.
(66) Original?
(67) So the tap was still running when you found her?
(68) Calm down. You don't have to cry.
(69) I'm not too sure,
(70) but I heard Mari was going out with an American soldier.
(71) Mari from Charade's committed suicide.
(72) Stupid girl. She didn't have to kill herself.
(73) Maybe she's got the "clap."
(74) You can't get upset over a minor thing
(75) if you're doing business with American soldiers.
(76) Did you hear about the suicide at the base school last month?
(77) There seem to be a lot of them lately.
(78) Apparently, everybody's really uptight about it.
(79) How terrible. I hope this doesn't affect business.
(80) It can't be helped if we're going to make a living off the base.
(81) It can't be helped if we're going to make a living off the base!
(82) Hi. Hi.
(83) Hi. Hi.
(84) Young lady...?
(85) Aren't you Japanese? You are not a student here, are you?
(86) Did you pass through the office?
(87) Hey, hold on a second!
(88) Where is the principal's office?
(89) (Knock at door)
(90) Come in.
(91) Sir, this young lady here...
(92) Ahh, Saya. You're late.
(93) I want you to say hello to the principal.
(94) Hello. You do speak English?
(95) (David) Of course.
(96) Well then, you can go see some classes this afternoon.
(97) But with the Halloween party coming up we may not get much work done.
(98) Thank you very much for your help. Goodbye.
(99) Who was that girl?
(100) She came on an introduction.

[2000] [Big Momma's House] English Transcripts

(1) Ready?
(2) FBl.
(3) Throw that piece of shit in there. No, wait.
(4) Sit down and shut up, you old fool.
(5) Ten thousand.
(6) On... bug-eye boy. What?!
(7) Big balls, huh? Big cojones, huh?
(8) I'll take that bet. Ready? And fight!
(9) Y'all never heard of Soul, Korea?
(10) FBl! Everybody freeze. Don't move.
(11) John! A little help down here, please?
(12) No doubt. Are you all right?
(13) I'm just takin' a bath with Old Yeller down here.
(14) Could you open the cage? I'm a married man. I'm not used to this much attention.
(15) Satellite TV and a six-pack do not a full life make.
(16) You gotta understand. I'm not like you.
(17) On the street, I gotta keep it simple.
(18) You know what I mean? I can't have a family and home out there distracting me.
(19) That's funny. I couldn't be out there without it.
(20) OK. We've got a live one, people. Conference room in five.
(21) Oh, Malcolm. Didn't recognize you with the make-up off. Got the Michaels file?
(22) Got it. Good. Bring it here.
(23) I'm just sayin', on the street I can't have no distractions. I gotta be ready for anything.
(24) Nice. You too grown for this shit, man.
(25) A prison escape leaves one man dead.
(26) Lester Vesco, serving a life sentence for murder,
(27) has escaped from a federal penitentiary.
(28) He is seen here on security cameras robbing the Century Union Bank.
(29) Vesco is extremely dangerous. Oh, my God.
(30) What's wrong?
(31) Nothing's wrong.
(32) You know, how would you like to go on a little vacation?
(33) I don't know. We've never been on one. How fast can you get ready?
(34) Ready.
(35) Well, you look ready to me.
(36) Grab your medicine.
(37) Got your seat belt on?
(38) Yup. Let's roll.
(39) Lester Vesco. Not a nice man, people.
(40) Two years ago, he robbed a bank, popped a guard and the bank manager
(41) and walked out with two million in cash and bearer bonds.
(42) We got him, but the money was never recovered.
(43) Twelve hours ago, he killed a prison doctor
(44) and drove out the front gate in the man's Volvo. Very creative.
(45) What about the girl from the robbery? Lester's girlfriend. Sherry Pierce.
(46) Never convicted. Worked in the bank.
(47) So she gives him access to the vault,
(48) cries on the stand and walks away with two million large.
(49) Exactly. But we never proved it.
(50) She's pretty smart. Keeps a low profile, works two shit jobs.
(51) Now it looks like she's in the wind.
(52) So we find her, we find Lester, we find the money.
(53) What about this stepbrother in Oakland? You and Gallagher take it.
(54) Get some warrants. Set up a surveillance. Great. Malcolm and I can stay here
(55) and hit the phones.
(56) No, no, I've got something special planned for you two.
(57) Sherry's got a long-lost grandmother in Cartersville, Georgia.
(58) And who knows, Malcolm? Maybe you'll find an Armani outlet - by the Piggly Wiggly.
(59) That's all, people.
(60) There's Big Momma. What a classic scene.
(61) Genteel old lady, pruning her roses.
(62) Lord, I done told Sadie about this dog.
(63) Let me catch you here again and I'll barbecue some hot dog!
(64) Got it. You know what, man?
(65) Erskine and Stoner probably caught that girl Sherry two days ago.
(66) They just wanted us to sit here pickin' ticks off our asses.
(67) Nobody's tried to kill you for days. The stress must be overwhelming.
(68) I'm just here to catch a bad guy. If it goes down hard, so be it.
(69) If we could get in to plant the surveillance equipment, we wouldn't be stuck here.
(70) Hey, what do we have here?
(71) Must be one of those Southern traditions. Exchanging baked goods in the street.
(72) Nah, you bring them over. That's how you meet the new neighbors.
(73) Oh, man.
(74) Where are you going? While she's out, I'll set the surveillance.
(75) Stall 'em.
(76) Stall them? Trust me.
(77) Malcolm! Four and a half minutes.
(78) Well, how-dee, ladies. Hello, neighbor.
(79) Welcome to Maple Drive. We hope you will come to love...
(80) Oh, shut up and give the man your dry old Bundt cake so I can go home.
(81) You'll have to excuse Hattie Mae. Her stomach's not feelin' too good.
(82) I'm Miss Patterson
(83) and this is Miss Other Patterson.
(84) We call her that because she's from a whole different set of Pattersons.
(85) My name's John. John what?
(86) Patterson! Isn't that a weird coincidence? Yes, it is.
(87) Maybe we're all related.
(88) I used to be married, but not any more.
(89) Oh, Lord. Is she with Jesus?
(90) No. Actually, Jesus, I think, is how he pronounces it.
(91) He was the gardener.
(92) I caught him spreadin' fertilizer in the bedroom, if you know what I mean.
(93) 'Scuse me, honey. Here's your corn bread. I got to go.
(94) No, you can't! Ladies, it was really a pleasure.
(95) Wait. You can't leave.
(96) Where's this great Southern hospitality I've heard about, Hattie Mae? lf I can call you that.
(97) I was hoping we could sit in the front porch and shuck corn, shoot squirrels...
(98) Boy, you ain't right. Did somebody hook you up to a jumper cable?
(99) When I say I got to go, move - I got to go.
(100) Wait!