(1) Hello?
(2) Ming! Turn that stinking music down!
(3) Oh, it's you!
(4) Where's my painting? I want my painting.
(5) In the mail? Well, that's original!
(6) I have to say, I'm astonished that you could do it!
(7) The climb! All that schlepping at your tender age!
(8) Anyway, bad news. The price for the goggles went up.
(9) The Rembrandt's not gonna cover my expenses.
(10) Under the circumstances, 40 million would be a bargain.
(11) I don't care how you get it. Just make sure that you get it fast.
(12) Tick-tock... tick-tock.
(13) Morning, Mr Cruz. Morning.
(14) First you insure the art, only to watch it get clipped a month after the client buys it.
(15) Well, it could become part of our ad campaign.
(16) I'll remember that when I go upstairs to hear about my new position in the Toledo office.
(17) I called you at 4.30 this morning.
(18) I was home in bed.
(19) You didn't pick up. I didn't wanna pick up.
(20) You had company.
(21) He came in the window. How romantic.
(22) I think that's how he got in.
(23) This was 70 storeys up with smart-glass windows at 400 pounds a pop.
(24) He rigged something.
(25) And I think it was...
(26) ..telescoping bolts. And you know this how?
(27) Excuse me.
(28) You're showing off again. Let a thousand flowers bloom.
(29) Chairman Mao. You got it.
(30) He left the window open when he came in.
(31) The draught blew over the flowers.
(32) I'll bet the bolts on that window have fresh scratches.
(33) And who do we like for this? Guess.
(34) Oh, gee. I wonder.
(35) Indulge me.
(36) Indulge you?
(37) Bob, may l? Oh, yeah, sure. Go ahead.
(38) Four weeks ago, when our client bought the Rembrandt.
(39) See anyone we know? No.
(40) No, and neither did anyone else.
(41) Now look again.
(42) You think he marked the buyer at the auction house.
(43) Right. Good work, Bob.
(44) And let's not forget the calling card. Elvis has not left the building.
(45) This is classic Mac, Hector.
(46) In the five years I've known you, you've liked MacDougal for halfthe cases we've worked.
(47) He's the best. He's also 60 years old.
(48) He ain't Spiderman any more. He's a rich guy. He doesn't have to steal a Rembrandt.
(49) You think he steals because he has to?
(50) Keep working.
(51) So you get in here at 7am,
(52) you work until 10, eat lunch alone, you have no friends at the office...
(53) Wow, you've been paying attention. I'm worried about you.
(54) Maybe I like being alone. Maybe I'm getting over someone.
(55) Well, they say nothing gets you over the last one like the next one.
(56) Is this your way of asking me out, Hector? Huh?
(57) Well, um... not ifyou're gonna say no.
(58) You may be right.
(59) He was here this week. He flew back to London this morning?
(60) It might be worth sending someone over there, see what he's up to.
(61) I know this guy. Do you?
(62) Sure!
(63) Some years back, when I was at the Bureau, we sent two guys after him.
(64) I know, I know. They disappeared. I know the story.
(65) And these were both good agents. They were both men.
(66) What do you have in mind for bait?
(67) The one thing I know he wants. Why not the Mona Lisa?
(68) Our guy likes a challenge.
(69) Come on.
(70) I want this back.
(71) Thank you, sir.
(72) God!
(73) Shit!
(74) Rule number one:
(75) Never carry a gun, or you might be tempted to use it.
(76) Why are you here? To ask some questions.
(77) If I don't like your answers, you're going out the window.
(78) Why are you following me? I've got a proposition for you.
(79) How do I know that you're not a cop? You'll just have to trust me.
(80) Rule number two: Never trust a naked woman.
(81) I had nothing to sleep in. Somebody stole my luggage.
(82) Really? I'm shocked.
(83) It's amazing what gets stolen these days. Your bags...
(84) That Rembrandt.
(85) Indeed. That Rembrandt.
(86) And this is your proposition? Yep.
(87) I don't think it's for sale. It's not. I'm gonna steal it.
(88) From Bedford Palace? It's rather well guarded.
(89) By its own random-access security code, changed daily, to which I have the key.
(90) Well, good for you. But I need your help.
(91) I can't get in and out.
(92) I've already got a buyer who'll give me 40 million for it.
(93) I have no reason to believe a word you've told me.
(94) But you want to. Why is that?
(95) Because you want the mask.
(96) First we try, then we trust.
(97) Meaning what?
(98) Meet me outside the hotel, 9am. Preferably dressed.
(99) How do I know you'll be there? Oh, I'll be there. And I'm never late.
(100) Not ever? Never.
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Monday, December 28, 2015
[1999] [Deep Blue Sea] English Transcripts
(1) So beautiful.
(2) What's that?
(3) Did you feel something? Yeah, I feel something.
(4) Hey, get back here!
(5) Turn up the music!
(6) We're having a party, man.
(7) You guys are having fun. Boat's rocking.
(8) Stop!
(9) You're paranoid! Listen.
(10) Did you hear that?
(11) Listen, listen.
(12) You hear that? What is that?
(13) Everybody, shh!
(14) Stay up there.
(15) What is that?
(16) Come on!
(17) Okay, we've had some problems at the facility.
(18) What we're attempting to achieve has never been done.
(19) We're this close to the reactivation of a human brain cell.
(20) Doctor...
(21) ...the $200 million I sunk into this company is due in great part to your research.
(22) But when the market opens Monday...
(23) ...despite my reputation, I don't like heights.
(24) Especially falling from them.
(25) I'm sorry, honestly.
(26) Tell me, Mr. Franklin, have you ever known anyone with Alzheimer's?
(27) Well, no.
(28) By the end, all my father could do was ask why my mother wasn't at home.
(29) Each time I said she was dead, I saw him take the loss like a car wreck.
(30) 200,000 men and women develop Alzheimer's each year.
(31) What if you could end all that suffering with a single pill?
(32) Give me till Monday morning. 48 hours.
(33) I'll give you results that'll skyrocket your stock price...
(34) ...or I'll help you pack the lab myself.
(35) It's your call.
(36) That was an impressive speech you gave back there.
(37) I read that article on you.
(38) The thing in the Himalayas. Alps.
(39) Right.
(40) We were just trying to do something together.
(41) Having fun.
(42) Things went bad.
(43) But you saved all those people.
(44) Not all.
(45) Navy built it for WWII submarine loading...
(46) ...refueling.
(47) When they mothballed it, we picked it up, added aquatic pens, underwater labs.
(48) Your dime, I guess.
(49) Looks like Alcatraz floats.
(50) What do you think? She's a 12-footer. She's beautiful.
(51) She wants to give you a big kiss. I bet.
(52) She's got a license plate jammed in her mouth.
(53) It's a good deal, amigo.
(54) Drop her, Billy!
(55) Russell Franklin, Janice Higgins.
(56) Marine biologist.
(57) Jan will get you settled.
(58) Welcome to our island paradise.
(59) Where's Tattoo?
(60) You know, short guy?
(61) "The plane, Boss! The plane!"
(62) Right.
(63) I am getting old.
(64) How much do you know about our facility?
(65) Treat me like a tourist.
(66) I hate tourists and I've decided I'm going to like you.
(67) "Louisiana."
(68) I think he was bought in a pet shop in Baton Rouge.
(69) Ate everything in his tank, and then ate the guy that bought him.
(70) Next day, fills up the cab of the guy's truck with water and drives to Baja...
(71) ...picking bones out of his teeth with the license plate.
(72) We need to talk.
(73) Later.
(74) Carter Blake, Russell Franklin, president of Chimera Pharmaceuticals.
(75) That was incredible.
(76) Actually, they don't like the taste of us very much.
(77) If they bite you, it's because they think you're a fat little seal.
(78) Or a rich suit.
(79) Nice meeting you.
(80) Friendly place.
(81) You got full sentences. Usually, he just kind of nods.
(82) Word travels fast about why you're here and all.
(83) Was that the Gen 1 that escaped?
(84) That little guy? No way. Those are the normals.
(85) These three are the test sharks.
(86) Two first-generation and one second-generation female.
(87) Beneath its glassy surface...
(88) ...a world of gliding monsters.
(89) It's pretty scary stuff, huh?
(90) Yes. It is.
(91) Tower to water taxi.
(92) Ben, I'm picking up a nasty little bitch of a squall about 30 miles out.
(93) Over.
(94) Copy that. We'll be all right.
(95) Jan, stay out of the rain.
(96) Where are they going? They hate me too?
(97) They're going home. We run a skeleton crew on the weekend.
(98) But they probably hate you anyway.
(99) There's Dr. Jim Whitlock, the most brilliant man ever.
(100) He's pissing into the wind. How brilliant can he be?
(2) What's that?
(3) Did you feel something? Yeah, I feel something.
(4) Hey, get back here!
(5) Turn up the music!
(6) We're having a party, man.
(7) You guys are having fun. Boat's rocking.
(8) Stop!
(9) You're paranoid! Listen.
(10) Did you hear that?
(11) Listen, listen.
(12) You hear that? What is that?
(13) Everybody, shh!
(14) Stay up there.
(15) What is that?
(16) Come on!
(17) Okay, we've had some problems at the facility.
(18) What we're attempting to achieve has never been done.
(19) We're this close to the reactivation of a human brain cell.
(20) Doctor...
(21) ...the $200 million I sunk into this company is due in great part to your research.
(22) But when the market opens Monday...
(23) ...despite my reputation, I don't like heights.
(24) Especially falling from them.
(25) I'm sorry, honestly.
(26) Tell me, Mr. Franklin, have you ever known anyone with Alzheimer's?
(27) Well, no.
(28) By the end, all my father could do was ask why my mother wasn't at home.
(29) Each time I said she was dead, I saw him take the loss like a car wreck.
(30) 200,000 men and women develop Alzheimer's each year.
(31) What if you could end all that suffering with a single pill?
(32) Give me till Monday morning. 48 hours.
(33) I'll give you results that'll skyrocket your stock price...
(34) ...or I'll help you pack the lab myself.
(35) It's your call.
(36) That was an impressive speech you gave back there.
(37) I read that article on you.
(38) The thing in the Himalayas. Alps.
(39) Right.
(40) We were just trying to do something together.
(41) Having fun.
(42) Things went bad.
(43) But you saved all those people.
(44) Not all.
(45) Navy built it for WWII submarine loading...
(46) ...refueling.
(47) When they mothballed it, we picked it up, added aquatic pens, underwater labs.
(48) Your dime, I guess.
(49) Looks like Alcatraz floats.
(50) What do you think? She's a 12-footer. She's beautiful.
(51) She wants to give you a big kiss. I bet.
(52) She's got a license plate jammed in her mouth.
(53) It's a good deal, amigo.
(54) Drop her, Billy!
(55) Russell Franklin, Janice Higgins.
(56) Marine biologist.
(57) Jan will get you settled.
(58) Welcome to our island paradise.
(59) Where's Tattoo?
(60) You know, short guy?
(61) "The plane, Boss! The plane!"
(62) Right.
(63) I am getting old.
(64) How much do you know about our facility?
(65) Treat me like a tourist.
(66) I hate tourists and I've decided I'm going to like you.
(67) "Louisiana."
(68) I think he was bought in a pet shop in Baton Rouge.
(69) Ate everything in his tank, and then ate the guy that bought him.
(70) Next day, fills up the cab of the guy's truck with water and drives to Baja...
(71) ...picking bones out of his teeth with the license plate.
(72) We need to talk.
(73) Later.
(74) Carter Blake, Russell Franklin, president of Chimera Pharmaceuticals.
(75) That was incredible.
(76) Actually, they don't like the taste of us very much.
(77) If they bite you, it's because they think you're a fat little seal.
(78) Or a rich suit.
(79) Nice meeting you.
(80) Friendly place.
(81) You got full sentences. Usually, he just kind of nods.
(82) Word travels fast about why you're here and all.
(83) Was that the Gen 1 that escaped?
(84) That little guy? No way. Those are the normals.
(85) These three are the test sharks.
(86) Two first-generation and one second-generation female.
(87) Beneath its glassy surface...
(88) ...a world of gliding monsters.
(89) It's pretty scary stuff, huh?
(90) Yes. It is.
(91) Tower to water taxi.
(92) Ben, I'm picking up a nasty little bitch of a squall about 30 miles out.
(93) Over.
(94) Copy that. We'll be all right.
(95) Jan, stay out of the rain.
(96) Where are they going? They hate me too?
(97) They're going home. We run a skeleton crew on the weekend.
(98) But they probably hate you anyway.
(99) There's Dr. Jim Whitlock, the most brilliant man ever.
(100) He's pissing into the wind. How brilliant can he be?
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
[1999] [Blue Streak] English Transcripts
(1) Blue Streak
(2) Moving on up.
(3) Believe that!
(4) Ladies, we got picture.
(5) What about the alarm?
(6) Miles, what do you think I'm doing?
(7) Just cool out. We like to run a loose crew around here.
(8) You're the boss, Miles.
(9) It's like that?
(10) It's like that.
(11) I'm gonna go check on Tulley.
(12) Tulley, we cool down there?
(13) Yeah, we're cool, man.
(14) Good.
(15) Cool is good.
(16) Are you smoking?
(17) No. Negative.
(18) You're lying!
(19) I smell the menthol up here, man!
(20) What would your mama do if she knew you were smoking?
(21) Cut it out, man!
(22) Stay alert.
(23) You ready over here?
(24) Damn it! Eddie, why you gotta do that every time?
(25) It's good luck.
(26) It's bad luck if I land in it. Believe that.
(27) Don't fall in that shit.
(28) See you, Deke.
(29) Good luck, guys.
(30) How's the weather up there?
(31) Snowing.
(32) It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
(33) You got a guard 20 feet from you.
(34) Ten feet. He's closing in fast.
(35) Around the corner.
(36) He turned around.
(37) Forget it. He's gone.
(38) So much for the easy part. Kit.
(39) Shit! Bam!
(40) I hate it when you do that.
(41) Eddie, check this out.
(42) This is a Brigger 3300. Toughest safe in the world.
(43) What do you do? Drill the lock.
(44) No, you gotta check to see if it's open.
(45) It's open!
(46) What?
(47) No, I'm messing with you. They would never do that.
(48) They would never do that.
(49) Glasses.
(50) I'll see you back up top. Right.
(51) Open sesame.
(52) Come on, Eddie.
(53) Got the rock?
(54) Miles is right behind me.
(55) What the hell you doing?
(56) Seventeen million four ways?
(57) I'm too greedy for that.
(58) No, just come on, man!
(59) Shit!
(60) Come here, gorgeous.
(61) Got the rock. Time to roll.
(62) Hurry! There's lots...
(63) ...of activity here. Let's go!
(64) Shit!
(65) Freeze!
(66) Clear!
(67) Let's go!
(68) Stay down! Don't move! Let me see your hands!
(69) Where's Eddie? He went over already.
(70) You have the rock? What?
(71) You got the rock?
(72) What you doing? Give me the rock!
(73) You ain't got to do this!
(74) We're supposed to split this shit, man! Why you doing this?
(75) Shit!
(76) Miles, you're dead, you piece of shit!
(77) Damn!
(78) Good doggie!
(79) Good doggie!
(80) Kibbles 'n Bits!
(81) Easy.
(82) Where's the nearest exit?
(83) Stay where you are!
(84) Turn around!
(85) I'm a carpenter! I was working late!
(86) See? That's the saw! See? I was working!
(87) You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent.
(88) Anything you say can and will be used against you.
(89) If you can't afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
(90) Do you understand your rights?
(91) Yeah, I understand them.
(92) Ain't nothing but a free thing, baby!
(93) Free man. Believe that.
(94) One belt, one shoelace...
(95) ...one wallet containing $22.
(96) One shoelace?
(97) You know how much them shoes cost? One shoelace?
(98) I came in here with two.
(99) You took my shoelace? Did you take my shoelace, man?
(100) You got two seconds to walk out that door.
(2) Moving on up.
(3) Believe that!
(4) Ladies, we got picture.
(5) What about the alarm?
(6) Miles, what do you think I'm doing?
(7) Just cool out. We like to run a loose crew around here.
(8) You're the boss, Miles.
(9) It's like that?
(10) It's like that.
(11) I'm gonna go check on Tulley.
(12) Tulley, we cool down there?
(13) Yeah, we're cool, man.
(14) Good.
(15) Cool is good.
(16) Are you smoking?
(17) No. Negative.
(18) You're lying!
(19) I smell the menthol up here, man!
(20) What would your mama do if she knew you were smoking?
(21) Cut it out, man!
(22) Stay alert.
(23) You ready over here?
(24) Damn it! Eddie, why you gotta do that every time?
(25) It's good luck.
(26) It's bad luck if I land in it. Believe that.
(27) Don't fall in that shit.
(28) See you, Deke.
(29) Good luck, guys.
(30) How's the weather up there?
(31) Snowing.
(32) It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
(33) You got a guard 20 feet from you.
(34) Ten feet. He's closing in fast.
(35) Around the corner.
(36) He turned around.
(37) Forget it. He's gone.
(38) So much for the easy part. Kit.
(39) Shit! Bam!
(40) I hate it when you do that.
(41) Eddie, check this out.
(42) This is a Brigger 3300. Toughest safe in the world.
(43) What do you do? Drill the lock.
(44) No, you gotta check to see if it's open.
(45) It's open!
(46) What?
(47) No, I'm messing with you. They would never do that.
(48) They would never do that.
(49) Glasses.
(50) I'll see you back up top. Right.
(51) Open sesame.
(52) Come on, Eddie.
(53) Got the rock?
(54) Miles is right behind me.
(55) What the hell you doing?
(56) Seventeen million four ways?
(57) I'm too greedy for that.
(58) No, just come on, man!
(59) Shit!
(60) Come here, gorgeous.
(61) Got the rock. Time to roll.
(62) Hurry! There's lots...
(63) ...of activity here. Let's go!
(64) Shit!
(65) Freeze!
(66) Clear!
(67) Let's go!
(68) Stay down! Don't move! Let me see your hands!
(69) Where's Eddie? He went over already.
(70) You have the rock? What?
(71) You got the rock?
(72) What you doing? Give me the rock!
(73) You ain't got to do this!
(74) We're supposed to split this shit, man! Why you doing this?
(75) Shit!
(76) Miles, you're dead, you piece of shit!
(77) Damn!
(78) Good doggie!
(79) Good doggie!
(80) Kibbles 'n Bits!
(81) Easy.
(82) Where's the nearest exit?
(83) Stay where you are!
(84) Turn around!
(85) I'm a carpenter! I was working late!
(86) See? That's the saw! See? I was working!
(87) You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent.
(88) Anything you say can and will be used against you.
(89) If you can't afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
(90) Do you understand your rights?
(91) Yeah, I understand them.
(92) Ain't nothing but a free thing, baby!
(93) Free man. Believe that.
(94) One belt, one shoelace...
(95) ...one wallet containing $22.
(96) One shoelace?
(97) You know how much them shoes cost? One shoelace?
(98) I came in here with two.
(99) You took my shoelace? Did you take my shoelace, man?
(100) You got two seconds to walk out that door.
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
[1999] [Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me] English Transcript
(1) HAVE A GOOD TIME
(2) Houston, this is Condor.
(3) We are doing an EVA of the payload.
(4) We are about to present the module with...
(5) What the...?
(6) Oh, my gentle Jesus!
(7) Houston, we have a problem.
(8) Launch procedure commence.
(9) Oh, yeah!
(10) Oh, yes! Yes!
(11) And I'm spent.
(12) Do you smoke after sex? I don't know, baby. I never looked.
(13) Oh, Austin.
(14) What shall we do now? Well, I've got an idea.
(15) Why don't we shag? Again?
(16) Sure, baby. We're only up to chapter 11 in the Kamasutra.
(17) Don't you wanna try the Wheelbarrow or the Praying Donkey...
(18) ...or the Chinese Shag Swing?
(19) I'm gonna get us some more champagne, Jungle Boy.
(20) I'm gonna get us some more champagne, Jungle Boy.
(21) Are you okay?
(22) I've never felt better, Austin.
(23) All right, then.
(24) I'm just gonna go watch a movie.
(25) Hey, In Like Flint. That's my favorite movie.
(26) Vanessa, what's going on?
(27) I don't know what you mean, Austin. I'm the same...
(28) You must...
(29) Oh, my God!
(30) Vanessa!
(31) You're a Fembot!
(32) No shit, Sherlock.
(33) Machine-gun jubblies?
(34) How did I miss those, baby?
(35) Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.
(36) Right. Oh, my God.
(37) Here's your wedding present, Mr. Powers.
(38) A kamikaze bride from me, Dr. Evil.
(39) Oh, thank God.
(40) I can't believe Vanessa...
(41) ...my bride...
(42) ...my one true love...
(43) ...the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy...
(44) ...was a Fembot all along.
(45) Wait a tick. That means I'm single again.
(46) Oh, behave!
(47) Yeah!
(48) Yeah, baby, yeah!
(49) Halt!
(50) Disgusting.
(51) Yeah, baby, yeah!
(52) Yeah.
(53) Hey, how are you? Good to see you.
(54) Good. Hey. Yeah.
(55) Revolting.
(56) What's that? What's that? Oh.
(57) Yes. Yeah, that looks good on you, man!
(58) Hey, what's going on? Good to see you guys.
(59) Yes. Good to see you.
(60) Yeah.
(61) Rabbis, how are you? Nice meat. Yes, nice meat.
(62) Photo op.
(63) Yeah, baby.
(64) Keep a close eye on that Kreplachistan situation.
(65) Sir.
(66) Jerry, Jerry.
(67) Okay. Thank you. Thank you very much.
(68) If you just joined us, today's topic is:
(69) "My father is evil and he wants to take over the world."
(70) Okay, let's meet Scott Evil.
(71) Hi, Scott. Nice to have you with us. Thanks, Jerry.
(72) Tell us about your father.
(73) Well, my dad is the head of a worldwide evil organization...
(74) ...with aspirations of world domination.
(75) Wow, pretty serious stuff. Where is he now?
(76) He's, like, cryogenically frozen, orbiting the Earth or something.
(77) That's what you think.
(78) But we have a surprise for you, Scott.
(79) Okay, let's bring out Scott's father, Dr. Evil.
(80) What? I didn't... What?
(81) General, we've got a situation here.
(82) What is it, sergeant?
(83) Hello, Scott.
(84) Daddy's back.
(85) How could you do this to me? On national television.
(86) Well, throw me a fricking bone here, Scott.
(87) Why'd you run out on me?
(88) Because you're not quite evil enough.
(89) Well, it's true.
(90) You're quasi-evil.
(91) You're semi-evil.
(92) You're the margarine of evil.
(93) You're the Diet Coke of evil.
(94) Just one calorie. Not evil enough.
(95) What are you? Some kind of freak?
(96) Hey, shut up, ****off! Okay. Okay, come on.
(97) I'll kick your ***, punk! Bring it on, you skanky *****.
(98) All right, all right. Come on.
(99) No one talks to my son like that. It's okay.
(100) You mother******* piece of ****!
(2) Houston, this is Condor.
(3) We are doing an EVA of the payload.
(4) We are about to present the module with...
(5) What the...?
(6) Oh, my gentle Jesus!
(7) Houston, we have a problem.
(8) Launch procedure commence.
(9) Oh, yeah!
(10) Oh, yes! Yes!
(11) And I'm spent.
(12) Do you smoke after sex? I don't know, baby. I never looked.
(13) Oh, Austin.
(14) What shall we do now? Well, I've got an idea.
(15) Why don't we shag? Again?
(16) Sure, baby. We're only up to chapter 11 in the Kamasutra.
(17) Don't you wanna try the Wheelbarrow or the Praying Donkey...
(18) ...or the Chinese Shag Swing?
(19) I'm gonna get us some more champagne, Jungle Boy.
(20) I'm gonna get us some more champagne, Jungle Boy.
(21) Are you okay?
(22) I've never felt better, Austin.
(23) All right, then.
(24) I'm just gonna go watch a movie.
(25) Hey, In Like Flint. That's my favorite movie.
(26) Vanessa, what's going on?
(27) I don't know what you mean, Austin. I'm the same...
(28) You must...
(29) Oh, my God!
(30) Vanessa!
(31) You're a Fembot!
(32) No shit, Sherlock.
(33) Machine-gun jubblies?
(34) How did I miss those, baby?
(35) Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.
(36) Right. Oh, my God.
(37) Here's your wedding present, Mr. Powers.
(38) A kamikaze bride from me, Dr. Evil.
(39) Oh, thank God.
(40) I can't believe Vanessa...
(41) ...my bride...
(42) ...my one true love...
(43) ...the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy...
(44) ...was a Fembot all along.
(45) Wait a tick. That means I'm single again.
(46) Oh, behave!
(47) Yeah!
(48) Yeah, baby, yeah!
(49) Halt!
(50) Disgusting.
(51) Yeah, baby, yeah!
(52) Yeah.
(53) Hey, how are you? Good to see you.
(54) Good. Hey. Yeah.
(55) Revolting.
(56) What's that? What's that? Oh.
(57) Yes. Yeah, that looks good on you, man!
(58) Hey, what's going on? Good to see you guys.
(59) Yes. Good to see you.
(60) Yeah.
(61) Rabbis, how are you? Nice meat. Yes, nice meat.
(62) Photo op.
(63) Yeah, baby.
(64) Keep a close eye on that Kreplachistan situation.
(65) Sir.
(66) Jerry, Jerry.
(67) Okay. Thank you. Thank you very much.
(68) If you just joined us, today's topic is:
(69) "My father is evil and he wants to take over the world."
(70) Okay, let's meet Scott Evil.
(71) Hi, Scott. Nice to have you with us. Thanks, Jerry.
(72) Tell us about your father.
(73) Well, my dad is the head of a worldwide evil organization...
(74) ...with aspirations of world domination.
(75) Wow, pretty serious stuff. Where is he now?
(76) He's, like, cryogenically frozen, orbiting the Earth or something.
(77) That's what you think.
(78) But we have a surprise for you, Scott.
(79) Okay, let's bring out Scott's father, Dr. Evil.
(80) What? I didn't... What?
(81) General, we've got a situation here.
(82) What is it, sergeant?
(83) Hello, Scott.
(84) Daddy's back.
(85) How could you do this to me? On national television.
(86) Well, throw me a fricking bone here, Scott.
(87) Why'd you run out on me?
(88) Because you're not quite evil enough.
(89) Well, it's true.
(90) You're quasi-evil.
(91) You're semi-evil.
(92) You're the margarine of evil.
(93) You're the Diet Coke of evil.
(94) Just one calorie. Not evil enough.
(95) What are you? Some kind of freak?
(96) Hey, shut up, ****off! Okay. Okay, come on.
(97) I'll kick your ***, punk! Bring it on, you skanky *****.
(98) All right, all right. Come on.
(99) No one talks to my son like that. It's okay.
(100) You mother******* piece of ****!
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