(1) Give him a rubdown and plenty of feed. Yes, sir.
(2) Logan Stuart's the name. Thanks, Mr. Stuart.
(3) Damp day.
(4) How's Jacksonville? Lively.
(5) Credit to account? I'll take that specie.
(6) We're short of cash at the diggings.
(7) What time do you open in the morning?
(8) Tomorrow's Sunday.
(9) Then put the specie in the saddle bags
(10) and I'll come by for it before you close tonight.
(11) You must have around 7,000 here.
(12) That's no trinket to be left lying loose around a hotel room.
(13) Gold is only yellow gravel, Cornelius.
(14) Yes, but the yellow color makes all the difference.
(15) Butter's yellow, too, and you can spread it on bread.
(16) Ever try that with gold?
(17) For a business man, you've got odd ideas.
(18) If I were a banker, as I shall be some day,
(19) I'd set you down as unsound and lend you nothing.
(20) A man can choose his own gods, Cornelius. What are your gods?
(21) What?
(22) Damp day.
(23) Let me see that. Yes, sir.
(24) It's a beautiful little locket. It came from England.
(25) I'll take it.
(26) A fortunate young lady, whoever she is. Anything else, sir?
(27) Yes, I need some dry clothes, shirt, socks, everything from the skin out.
(28) Hey, Logan! Come here.
(29) How are you, McLane?
(30) Fine. Just the man I want to see.
(31) What are the Indians doing down your way this year?
(32) So far, quiet and uncertain.
(33) Whiskey? Whiskey.
(34) Whiskey.
(35) Logan, I've got a consignment of general hardware from the brig Alice
(36) to be delivered to Clay King at Jacksonville.
(37) It's cloth, rope, tin dishes, buckets.
(38) I'm shipping by boat to Salem.
(39) Do you want to pack it from there?
(40) How many mules will it make?
(41) Oh, 20, I suppose. What's your freight?
(42) Three dollars a mule per day.
(43) Agreeable.
(44) It'll be in Salem on the 20th. Two more of the same.
(45) Not for me. I've got to see
(46) if I can get a load of windows hauled out to Gales Creek.
(47) Windows? Windows with glass?
(48) We're becoming civilized.
(49) Oh, Bob. Bob Miller.
(50) Lumber's selling sky-high in San Francisco.
(51) You sure enough will make a handsome profit, Captain.
(52) Miss Lucy Overmire arrived?
(53) In Room 10. Just off the Cascades boat. Thanks.
(54) She's been asking for George Camrose.
(55) We got through all right.
(56) But the train back of us, 50 wagons, not a one of them left.
(57) Come in, George.
(58) Why, Logan! Hello, Lucy.
(59) Oh, George had to make a sudden trip to Crescent City.
(60) He knew I was coming up, so he asked me if I'd bring you home.
(61) Will you mind having me on your hands, Logan?
(62) That was a foolish question.
(63) You don't mind having women on your hands.
(64) Where did you get that?
(65) Rumor.
(66) George Camrose, I bet.
(67) Oh, have you got stout clothes?
(68) I want to get started before daylight and the weather's foul.
(69) I don't mind.
(70) How was your visit up at The Dalles?
(71) Quiet.
(72) Oh, Logan, there were a lot of cattle abandoned by the emigrants.
(73) You could probably get them for very little.
(74) Did you see any mules? No.
(75) Well, five o'clock then, and dress warm.
(76) We'll make Salem the first day and Toms River the second.
(77) We should be in Jacksonville Friday afternoon,
(78) unless that's traveling too fast for you.
(79) No.
(80) I suppose you're going down to play a little poker now.
(81) I guess not. Good night.
(82) A woman, Logan?
(83) I kept open for you. Thanks.
(84) I was just reading in the Advertiser
(85) they've completed a suspension bridge
(86) across Niagara Falls for the railroad. Well, that's progress.
(87) Out our way, we haven't even got a stagecoach yet.
(88) Well, you've got to have the roads first.
(89) Maybe it's the other way around.
(90) Get the stagecoaches and there'll be plenty of roads.
(91) Well, from a banking viewpoint,
(92) I'd want to be sure there were roads there first!
(93) What's that?
(94) I said, from a banking viewpoint, I'd...
(95) Oh, poohdaddle!
(96) Come in, Logan.
(97) You see, it wasn't a woman.
(98) Why didn't you say so then?
(99) You're marrying George, not me.
Monday, December 7, 2015
[1984] [Cannonball Run II] English Transcripts
(1) For one thousand centuries...
(2) the Falafel family has ruled the deserts with one thing:
(3) Speed!
(4) We have the fastest camels and the fastest horses!
(5) Now, due to...
(6) ...you know what...
(7) ...we have the fastest planes...
(8) ...the fastest boats and the fastest cars!
(9) Except for one: yours!
(10) Last year I sent you to America for one simple task.
(11) So simple.
(12) To emblazon the Falafel name as the fastest in the world
(13) by winning the Cannonball Run.
(14) And you... failed!
(15) A thousand thanks! But Lion of the deserts...
(16) ...King of Kings...
(17) ...Pop! No excuses, you son of my ugliest wife!
(18) A thousand thanks!
(19) How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave, hm?
(20) He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years.
(21) Nine!
(22) Two thousand thanks! I know I didn't win, Pop.
(23) I was sick. My ulcer...
(24) I order you back to America...
(25) ...to win the Cannonball Run!
(26) I give you one last chance, because...
(27) ...you are my only son with a driver's license.
(28) But Pop, there is no Cannonball Run this year. So?
(29) Buy one. Of course!
(30) Couple of wise guys behind us. Slow down. Let's see how ballsy they are.
(31) Wow! What a couple of great-looking chicks! So much for boredom! - Let's nail 'em!
(32) Wise broads. They can't outrun the radio.
(33) Charlie, you got one heading your way. You'll see it in about three minutes.
(34) You're three minutes are up! Man, a couple of great-looking chicks!
(35) Road's straight as an arrow. I can see for five miles. Wonder where they are?
(36) Don't panic. Just watch the side roads for dust. No way they can shake us.
(37) You heard me? I think we lost 'em. How can you lose a white Lamborghini
(38) with two chicks in the middle of nowhere? What is this? A quiz? We lost 'em, okay?
(39) Haha. I just found 'em, son. This here's the end of the hunt.
(40) Good luck, buddy!
(41) Figure, they gotta be between us. Just pull out and block the damn' road.
(42) You got any other bright ideas?
(43) I'm eastbound in pursuit of a white Lamborghini.
(44) This is not a recording.
(45) Hey, thanks for the hose job!
(46) If I tell you boys something, you won't think I've been drinking, will ya?
(47) The white Lamborghini is vanished, but there's a red one behind me honking its horn.
(48) Correction! It's passing me, and it's got two great-looking chicks in it!
(49) You know Marcie, we've got this routine down. Yeah, I think we're ready for the Cannonball.
(50) Oh yeah, I think so. How far is Redondo Beach?
(51) 150 miles. Hm, an hour flat.
(52) What are we waiting for? Let's go!
(53) Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the fifth annual Madera air show.
(54) The greatest, most sensational gathering of stunt pilots and daredevils in the US.
(55) Displays of flying and courage like you've never seen before...
(56) ...concluding with the most death-defying stunt of them all:
(57) The human Bomb! So grab your kids, grab your hats.
(58) The festivities will begin shortly!
(59) Are you sure this is a good idea, J.J?
(60) A good idea?
(61) We're gonna get so rich. Rich? - Rich!
(62) We're gonna split everything 50/50 right down the middle. We're partners!
(63) Partners? You bet. We're friends, aren't we? Partners and friends.
(64) And we're gonna be rich. Rich partners and friends. That's right!
(65) What if something goes wrong? What could go wrong?
(66) We've got the ace dive bomber pilot from World War II.
(67) Dive bomber? Oh yeah. He'll let you go right out of the plane...
(68) ...with this. And you'll go right through that target. Target? Right through...
(69) ...and into a net, strong net... Net?
(70) And if you go through the net, then you'll land in some hay. I mean, so much hay
(71) you could feed all the cattle in Texas. What am I worried about?
(72) Nothing! Are you crazy? I'm so glad you're laughing.
(73) He can't miss! He can't miss! I bless you. You will not miss.
(74) J.J., I'm still scared. You're still scared? - Yeah.
(75) Well, if you're scared, you could always have "him" do it.
(76) "Him" doesn't come unless there's grave danger to human life.
(77) Right...
(78) You oughta call "him".
(79) Hello, this is Jack smith.
(80) We've brought our cameras to record for our 30 million viewers a vintage dive bomber,
(81) flying on a simulated attack run, drop a human bomb.
(82) A man encased in steel, risking life and limb,
(83) hurtling to the ground at 140 miles per hour!
(84) Now, this is a man of such great courage
(85) that he's destined to become a household name.
(86) He'll be besieged for autographs,
(87) his picture will be on magazine covers all over the world.
(88) Millions of adoring women will be at his feet.
(89) He's bound to become a national celebrity.
(90) Oh, shit...
(91) J.J! Long time no see! Nice to see you, Captain Chaos.
(92) Listen, I'd like to take your place in the bomb. Have no fear. "Him" is here.
(93) It'd make me very happy. You want it? - Yes. - You got it.
(94) Thank you. Suck in! - Okay.
(95) What a guy!
(96) Give me a D, give me a D, give me a D-E-U,
(97) give me a T, give me a T, T-S-C-H.
(98) Yea, Deutschland! Listen...
(99) You think you might like a beer? Hey!
(100) Hey! - Deutschland, Deutschland... I want outta here!
(2) the Falafel family has ruled the deserts with one thing:
(3) Speed!
(4) We have the fastest camels and the fastest horses!
(5) Now, due to...
(6) ...you know what...
(7) ...we have the fastest planes...
(8) ...the fastest boats and the fastest cars!
(9) Except for one: yours!
(10) Last year I sent you to America for one simple task.
(11) So simple.
(12) To emblazon the Falafel name as the fastest in the world
(13) by winning the Cannonball Run.
(14) And you... failed!
(15) A thousand thanks! But Lion of the deserts...
(16) ...King of Kings...
(17) ...Pop! No excuses, you son of my ugliest wife!
(18) A thousand thanks!
(19) How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave, hm?
(20) He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years.
(21) Nine!
(22) Two thousand thanks! I know I didn't win, Pop.
(23) I was sick. My ulcer...
(24) I order you back to America...
(25) ...to win the Cannonball Run!
(26) I give you one last chance, because...
(27) ...you are my only son with a driver's license.
(28) But Pop, there is no Cannonball Run this year. So?
(29) Buy one. Of course!
(30) Couple of wise guys behind us. Slow down. Let's see how ballsy they are.
(31) Wow! What a couple of great-looking chicks! So much for boredom! - Let's nail 'em!
(32) Wise broads. They can't outrun the radio.
(33) Charlie, you got one heading your way. You'll see it in about three minutes.
(34) You're three minutes are up! Man, a couple of great-looking chicks!
(35) Road's straight as an arrow. I can see for five miles. Wonder where they are?
(36) Don't panic. Just watch the side roads for dust. No way they can shake us.
(37) You heard me? I think we lost 'em. How can you lose a white Lamborghini
(38) with two chicks in the middle of nowhere? What is this? A quiz? We lost 'em, okay?
(39) Haha. I just found 'em, son. This here's the end of the hunt.
(40) Good luck, buddy!
(41) Figure, they gotta be between us. Just pull out and block the damn' road.
(42) You got any other bright ideas?
(43) I'm eastbound in pursuit of a white Lamborghini.
(44) This is not a recording.
(45) Hey, thanks for the hose job!
(46) If I tell you boys something, you won't think I've been drinking, will ya?
(47) The white Lamborghini is vanished, but there's a red one behind me honking its horn.
(48) Correction! It's passing me, and it's got two great-looking chicks in it!
(49) You know Marcie, we've got this routine down. Yeah, I think we're ready for the Cannonball.
(50) Oh yeah, I think so. How far is Redondo Beach?
(51) 150 miles. Hm, an hour flat.
(52) What are we waiting for? Let's go!
(53) Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the fifth annual Madera air show.
(54) The greatest, most sensational gathering of stunt pilots and daredevils in the US.
(55) Displays of flying and courage like you've never seen before...
(56) ...concluding with the most death-defying stunt of them all:
(57) The human Bomb! So grab your kids, grab your hats.
(58) The festivities will begin shortly!
(59) Are you sure this is a good idea, J.J?
(60) A good idea?
(61) We're gonna get so rich. Rich? - Rich!
(62) We're gonna split everything 50/50 right down the middle. We're partners!
(63) Partners? You bet. We're friends, aren't we? Partners and friends.
(64) And we're gonna be rich. Rich partners and friends. That's right!
(65) What if something goes wrong? What could go wrong?
(66) We've got the ace dive bomber pilot from World War II.
(67) Dive bomber? Oh yeah. He'll let you go right out of the plane...
(68) ...with this. And you'll go right through that target. Target? Right through...
(69) ...and into a net, strong net... Net?
(70) And if you go through the net, then you'll land in some hay. I mean, so much hay
(71) you could feed all the cattle in Texas. What am I worried about?
(72) Nothing! Are you crazy? I'm so glad you're laughing.
(73) He can't miss! He can't miss! I bless you. You will not miss.
(74) J.J., I'm still scared. You're still scared? - Yeah.
(75) Well, if you're scared, you could always have "him" do it.
(76) "Him" doesn't come unless there's grave danger to human life.
(77) Right...
(78) You oughta call "him".
(79) Hello, this is Jack smith.
(80) We've brought our cameras to record for our 30 million viewers a vintage dive bomber,
(81) flying on a simulated attack run, drop a human bomb.
(82) A man encased in steel, risking life and limb,
(83) hurtling to the ground at 140 miles per hour!
(84) Now, this is a man of such great courage
(85) that he's destined to become a household name.
(86) He'll be besieged for autographs,
(87) his picture will be on magazine covers all over the world.
(88) Millions of adoring women will be at his feet.
(89) He's bound to become a national celebrity.
(90) Oh, shit...
(91) J.J! Long time no see! Nice to see you, Captain Chaos.
(92) Listen, I'd like to take your place in the bomb. Have no fear. "Him" is here.
(93) It'd make me very happy. You want it? - Yes. - You got it.
(94) Thank you. Suck in! - Okay.
(95) What a guy!
(96) Give me a D, give me a D, give me a D-E-U,
(97) give me a T, give me a T, T-S-C-H.
(98) Yea, Deutschland! Listen...
(99) You think you might like a beer? Hey!
(100) Hey! - Deutschland, Deutschland... I want outta here!
Sunday, December 6, 2015
[2012] [Butcher Boys] English Transcripts
(1) No ifs, ands, or buts, okay?
(2) I'm going to.
(3) Only the female of the species has the goods.
(4) What's any of this have to do with getting high?
(5) I mean, we were talking about...
(6) Stop the killing!
(7) Animals are people too!
(8) I hope you choke on the bones!
(9) Tofu licker!
(10) Mr. and Ms. graves.
(11) What's with the tree huggers?
(12) How are you, sir?
(13) Against eating meat.
(14) Must not be from around here.
(15) We're here.
(16) Very well.
(17) You'll have to excuse me.
(18) Barbie's a slut.
(19) Oh, I'm madly in love with her.
(20) I can't help it.
(21) She gives me blow jobs in the parking lot
(22) before school.
(23) She's not supposed to be back here, shit lips.
(24) Um, excuse me?
(25) Don't be cock blockin', dude.
(26) This one's crime spree-crazy, birthday boy.
(27) Trust me.
(28) It's gonna end in tears.
(29) Oh, I know.
(30) That's not the best part.
(31) Sometimes she lets my friends watch.
(32) A live sex act.
(33) It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
(34) Senator.
(35) Nice to see you.
(36) Thanks for all your support.
(37) It's your life, little dude.
(38) If you want to do something and you don't,
(39) you're a pussy.
(40) Gonzales called the recent uptick in abductions
(41) of young girls in San Antonio a fluke and dismissed it.
(42) Why not?
(43) Give me one good reason.
(44) You know you want to.
(45) You're just a chicken.
(46) Pussy.
(47) You know what this is about?
(48) It's 'cause I wouldn't go for a threesome
(49) with her and some dude she met online.
(50) There's hope.
(51) What?
(52) Life is shit, and then you die.
(53) I don't want to read about shit in some book.
(54) I want to do shit.
(55) Oh, I'm sure you'll make us all very proud.
(56) Oh, eat me, bitch.
(57) It's a free country.
(58) I can do whatever the hell I want.
(59) Mikey, do something.
(60) Slap him around. Whatever it takes.
(61) Hey, um, Kenny.
(62) There's no such thing as a free lunch.
(63) And don't you fucking forget it, Kenny boy.
(64) I know you.
(65) I've seen you before.
(66) Yeah.
(67) Real fancy dinner at the white house.
(68) You said you was in a hurry.
(69) You're not too big for mama to spank your butt,
(70) Mr. smarty pants.
(71) Ah, ah, ah.
(72) Well, hey.
(73) You know you want to.
(74) Right.
(75) Stay out of trouble.
(76) She's on her game.
(77) So what's the deal?
(78) I don't know. Just goin' with it.
(79) Yeah?
(80) Whatever happens happens.
(81) That's good or bad.
(82) Anybody got any ecstasy?
(83) I don't know.
(84) Sissy, that your boyfriend?
(85) Shh!
(86) Why's your sister always have to go out with nerds?
(87) Why is that every time we go out,
(88) you get me in trouble?
(89) 'Cause you're a nerd.
(90) Besides, you only live once.
(91) Yeah, and you only die once too.
(92) Ah, shit.
(93) I love you too. Dude.
(94) Oh, shit. Not again.
(95) Let's go! Let's go!
(96) Oh, let me call you right back.
(97) Guys, what the hell is going on?
(98) Go! Go!
(99) Try me! Bring it on, bitches!
(100) Yeah? Here we go!
(2) I'm going to.
(3) Only the female of the species has the goods.
(4) What's any of this have to do with getting high?
(5) I mean, we were talking about...
(6) Stop the killing!
(7) Animals are people too!
(8) I hope you choke on the bones!
(9) Tofu licker!
(10) Mr. and Ms. graves.
(11) What's with the tree huggers?
(12) How are you, sir?
(13) Against eating meat.
(14) Must not be from around here.
(15) We're here.
(16) Very well.
(17) You'll have to excuse me.
(18) Barbie's a slut.
(19) Oh, I'm madly in love with her.
(20) I can't help it.
(21) She gives me blow jobs in the parking lot
(22) before school.
(23) She's not supposed to be back here, shit lips.
(24) Um, excuse me?
(25) Don't be cock blockin', dude.
(26) This one's crime spree-crazy, birthday boy.
(27) Trust me.
(28) It's gonna end in tears.
(29) Oh, I know.
(30) That's not the best part.
(31) Sometimes she lets my friends watch.
(32) A live sex act.
(33) It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
(34) Senator.
(35) Nice to see you.
(36) Thanks for all your support.
(37) It's your life, little dude.
(38) If you want to do something and you don't,
(39) you're a pussy.
(40) Gonzales called the recent uptick in abductions
(41) of young girls in San Antonio a fluke and dismissed it.
(42) Why not?
(43) Give me one good reason.
(44) You know you want to.
(45) You're just a chicken.
(46) Pussy.
(47) You know what this is about?
(48) It's 'cause I wouldn't go for a threesome
(49) with her and some dude she met online.
(50) There's hope.
(51) What?
(52) Life is shit, and then you die.
(53) I don't want to read about shit in some book.
(54) I want to do shit.
(55) Oh, I'm sure you'll make us all very proud.
(56) Oh, eat me, bitch.
(57) It's a free country.
(58) I can do whatever the hell I want.
(59) Mikey, do something.
(60) Slap him around. Whatever it takes.
(61) Hey, um, Kenny.
(62) There's no such thing as a free lunch.
(63) And don't you fucking forget it, Kenny boy.
(64) I know you.
(65) I've seen you before.
(66) Yeah.
(67) Real fancy dinner at the white house.
(68) You said you was in a hurry.
(69) You're not too big for mama to spank your butt,
(70) Mr. smarty pants.
(71) Ah, ah, ah.
(72) Well, hey.
(73) You know you want to.
(74) Right.
(75) Stay out of trouble.
(76) She's on her game.
(77) So what's the deal?
(78) I don't know. Just goin' with it.
(79) Yeah?
(80) Whatever happens happens.
(81) That's good or bad.
(82) Anybody got any ecstasy?
(83) I don't know.
(84) Sissy, that your boyfriend?
(85) Shh!
(86) Why's your sister always have to go out with nerds?
(87) Why is that every time we go out,
(88) you get me in trouble?
(89) 'Cause you're a nerd.
(90) Besides, you only live once.
(91) Yeah, and you only die once too.
(92) Ah, shit.
(93) I love you too. Dude.
(94) Oh, shit. Not again.
(95) Let's go! Let's go!
(96) Oh, let me call you right back.
(97) Guys, what the hell is going on?
(98) Go! Go!
(99) Try me! Bring it on, bitches!
(100) Yeah? Here we go!
[2003] [Bulletproof Monk] English Transcripts
(1) (MEN GRUNTING)
(2) (SPEAKING TIBETAN)
(3) (SPEAKING TIBETAN)
(4) MASTER MONK:… of my destiny and the beginning of yours.
(5) When you first came to me,
(6) you were the most undisciplined youth I had ever laid eyes on.
(7) And yet you proved yourself worthy
(8) to be the next guardian.
(9) You have fulfilled the three noble prophesies.
(10) You defeated an army of enemies
(11) while a flock of cranes circled above.
(12) And then you battled for love in the Palace of Jade.
(13) And finally,
(14) you freed brothers you never knew
(15) with the family you never had.
(16) Now you must make the final sacrifice.
(17) You must give up your name.
(18) I have already forgotten it, Master.
(19) (DOOR BANGS SHUT)
(20) The Scroll of the Ultimate.
(21) Whoever reads its words out loud in their entirety
(22) will gain the power to control the world
(23) and turn it into a paradise or a living hell.
(24) Mankind is not ready for so much power
(25) and may never be.
(26) That is why it is our duty to protect the scroll
(27) from being read by anyone, including ourselves.
(28) (MONKEY SCREECHES)
(29) Five times the Year of the Ram has passed
(30) since I became the next from my honored predecessor,
(31) and his master before him, and so on, and so on.
(32) I have been protecting the scroll for 60 years.
(33) Now it is your turn.
(34) (WIND HOWLING)
(35) It is done.
(36) The next 60 years should be very interesting for you.
(37) (SOLDIERS SPEAKING GERMAN)
(38) It's time for me to do what I've always wanted to do
(39) ever since those pesky British showed up in 1904.
(40) What's that, Master?
(41) Take a vacation.
(42) (MACHINE GUNS FIRING)
(43) (MEN SHOUTING)
(44) The scroll.
(45) You must protect scroll.
(46) Master! Master!
(47) (MEN SHOUTING)
(48) Stay hidden, no matter what.
(49) Go!
(50) My brother monks,
(51) you have seen the destructive power
(52) which is mine to command.
(53) I also have the power
(54) to leave this blessed monastery in peace.
(55) Enjoy your vacation, Master.
(56) I trust you will do what's best for all of us
(57) and step aside.
(58) No?
(59) (SOLDIER ORDERS IN GERMAN)
(60) SOLDIER: Fire!
(61) The scroll.
(62) (SOLDIER SHOUTING IN GERMAN)
(63) (MACHINEGUN FIRING)
(64) (CRASHING)
(65) (GROANING)
(66) Okay, let's go in.
(67) Anybody home?
(68) (MONKEY CHATTERS)
(69) I don't like monkeys.
(70) The scroll.
(71) You may be good but you are not bulletproof.
(72) Monk?
(73) Monk?
(74) Monk?
(75) Monk!
(76) Monk!
(77) (TRAIN HORN BLARES)
(78) Rush hour.
(79) (DIAMONDS AND GUNS PLAYING)
(80) I'm sorry. I'll get that. Sorry.
(81) No problem.
(82) Sorry.
(83) You picked the wrong pocket to pick, prick!
(84) Sorry about that, Officer.
(85) Nice cuffs.
(86) Officer needs assistance.
(87) Six-foot Caucasian male, black leather jacket.
(88) Heading north, Bishop Square.
(89) On my way.
(90) Do you see him?
(91) Yep. Got him.
(92) Okay. Get in position. Wait for my move.
(93) Confirming visual on the target. I got him at 9:00.
(94) Pick him up. We have a go.
(95) Approaching target now.
(96) Hey! Go, go, go!
(97) The target is on the run. Don't let him get away!
(98) COP: Hey! Stop!
(99) Bishop Square platform. Officer in pursuit!
(100) Hey, man, what's up?
(2) (SPEAKING TIBETAN)
(3) (SPEAKING TIBETAN)
(4) MASTER MONK:… of my destiny and the beginning of yours.
(5) When you first came to me,
(6) you were the most undisciplined youth I had ever laid eyes on.
(7) And yet you proved yourself worthy
(8) to be the next guardian.
(9) You have fulfilled the three noble prophesies.
(10) You defeated an army of enemies
(11) while a flock of cranes circled above.
(12) And then you battled for love in the Palace of Jade.
(13) And finally,
(14) you freed brothers you never knew
(15) with the family you never had.
(16) Now you must make the final sacrifice.
(17) You must give up your name.
(18) I have already forgotten it, Master.
(19) (DOOR BANGS SHUT)
(20) The Scroll of the Ultimate.
(21) Whoever reads its words out loud in their entirety
(22) will gain the power to control the world
(23) and turn it into a paradise or a living hell.
(24) Mankind is not ready for so much power
(25) and may never be.
(26) That is why it is our duty to protect the scroll
(27) from being read by anyone, including ourselves.
(28) (MONKEY SCREECHES)
(29) Five times the Year of the Ram has passed
(30) since I became the next from my honored predecessor,
(31) and his master before him, and so on, and so on.
(32) I have been protecting the scroll for 60 years.
(33) Now it is your turn.
(34) (WIND HOWLING)
(35) It is done.
(36) The next 60 years should be very interesting for you.
(37) (SOLDIERS SPEAKING GERMAN)
(38) It's time for me to do what I've always wanted to do
(39) ever since those pesky British showed up in 1904.
(40) What's that, Master?
(41) Take a vacation.
(42) (MACHINE GUNS FIRING)
(43) (MEN SHOUTING)
(44) The scroll.
(45) You must protect scroll.
(46) Master! Master!
(47) (MEN SHOUTING)
(48) Stay hidden, no matter what.
(49) Go!
(50) My brother monks,
(51) you have seen the destructive power
(52) which is mine to command.
(53) I also have the power
(54) to leave this blessed monastery in peace.
(55) Enjoy your vacation, Master.
(56) I trust you will do what's best for all of us
(57) and step aside.
(58) No?
(59) (SOLDIER ORDERS IN GERMAN)
(60) SOLDIER: Fire!
(61) The scroll.
(62) (SOLDIER SHOUTING IN GERMAN)
(63) (MACHINEGUN FIRING)
(64) (CRASHING)
(65) (GROANING)
(66) Okay, let's go in.
(67) Anybody home?
(68) (MONKEY CHATTERS)
(69) I don't like monkeys.
(70) The scroll.
(71) You may be good but you are not bulletproof.
(72) Monk?
(73) Monk?
(74) Monk?
(75) Monk!
(76) Monk!
(77) (TRAIN HORN BLARES)
(78) Rush hour.
(79) (DIAMONDS AND GUNS PLAYING)
(80) I'm sorry. I'll get that. Sorry.
(81) No problem.
(82) Sorry.
(83) You picked the wrong pocket to pick, prick!
(84) Sorry about that, Officer.
(85) Nice cuffs.
(86) Officer needs assistance.
(87) Six-foot Caucasian male, black leather jacket.
(88) Heading north, Bishop Square.
(89) On my way.
(90) Do you see him?
(91) Yep. Got him.
(92) Okay. Get in position. Wait for my move.
(93) Confirming visual on the target. I got him at 9:00.
(94) Pick him up. We have a go.
(95) Approaching target now.
(96) Hey! Go, go, go!
(97) The target is on the run. Don't let him get away!
(98) COP: Hey! Stop!
(99) Bishop Square platform. Officer in pursuit!
(100) Hey, man, what's up?
[2012] [Bullet to the Head] English Transcripts
(1) JIMMY: The guy I just saved is a cop.
(2) That's not the usual way I do things,
(3) but sometimes you gotta abandon your principles and do what's right.
(4) Here's the story. This is the way it went down.
(5) (CAT YOWLING)
(6) Shit! You okay?
(7) You made me spill my fucking coffee!
(8) Agh. Now it's gonna look like I pissed in my pants. God damn it.
(9) The way you whipped around that cat, you don't even like cats.
(10) I got no problem with cats. I don't like dander.
(11) So you almost roll your car trying not to hit one out of 600 million cats in the world?
(12) It's bad luck killing a cat.
(13) Pretty good reflexes for an old guy.
(14) I got your old guy.
(15) You ready?
(16) Louis is ready.
(17) Let's go to work.
(18) (EXHALES DEEPLY)
(19) Oh, my God. Who do I have to fuck to get you two assbags to...
(20) Sir, if we could just come in for a minute.
(21) I don't give a shit about your badge, man.
(22) You got a fucking warrant?
(23) 'Cause I'm paying a grand a night for this suite, and I'm about to get laid.
(24) So if you ain't room service and you ain't got a warrant, then you can go fuck yourselves.
(25) Keep your fucking pants on! Well, what the fuck is this?
(26) I'm gonna have your job, tough guy.
(27) I still don't see any paper, which means you got no legal authority to be here.
(28) You must not like your job much, huh,shithead?
(29) Right now, I'm loving it.
(30) Ah! (GRUNTS)
(31) JIMMY: Don't forget to get his watch and wallet.
(32) Right.
(33) LOUIS: Needs to look like a break-in.
(34) I didn't see a thing! I don't even know the guy!
(35) (SOBBING)
(36) LOLA: No! (GLASS SHATTERING)
(37) Ahh!
(38) (MEN GRUNTING)
(39) Hey!
(40) LOUIS: Get him off me!
(41) Get him off!
(42) Let's go.
(43) Who was in the shower? A hooker.
(44) And?
(45) And I handled it. Wanna say goodbye?
(46) Fucker!
(47) What's bothering you? Nothing.
(48) Come on, something's got your panties in a knot.
(49) Why else are we gonna go meet Ronnie Earl in public?
(50) Yeah, I don't trust that redneck prick, that's why.
(51) Job's done. Went fine, no problem.
(52) Why don't you do me a favour?
(53) When we get our dough, why don't you go away a while?
(54) Take a vacation, maybe go up river, see your mother.
(55) You wanna clue me in?
(56) I didn't shoot that hooker.
(57) LOLA: No!
(58) Jesus. She saw you?
(59) Yeah, but she ain't gonna say nothing. How do you know?
(60) 'Cause she's more afraid of us than the cops, that's why.
(61) So it's all good?
(62) Yeah, it's all good. Yeah'?
(63) Yeah. It's all good.
(64) (CAJUN MUSIC PLAYING)
(65) BARTENDER: Hey, y'all, what do you need?
(66) Miller Lite, and a whisky for my friend.
(67) You got a preference?
(68) Double Bulleit. What's that?
(69) Some kind of whisky nobody's ever heard of.
(70) Why don't you bring your own bottle?
(71) Give him the best bourbon you got, hot stuff, and don't be gone too long.
(72) That sound as desperate as I think it did?
(73) Yeah, don't worry about it, you're a real Casanova.
(74) Ronnie Earl's late. I'm not waiting around for that loser.
(75) The drinks are coming, relax.
(76) I'm gonna go to the can.
(77) If he ain't here by the time I get back, we're out of here.
(78) Right? Yeah, okay.
(79) Oh! Sorry about that. What the fuck?
(80) Disgusting.
(81) What's up?
(82) Jesus! You motherfucker!
(83) JIMMY: I've been arrested 26 times.
(84) I went to trial four times.
(85) I got convicted twice.
(86) Nowadays, what I'm doing, I just think of it as a business.
(87) The people I work for are shit. And the people I take out are worse.
(88) I got some rules. No women, no children.
(89) Half the money in advance, and half when the job is done.
(90) Don't trust anybody.
(91) That's how you stay in the game.
(92) And on this one, the game got rough.
(93) AUTOMATED VOICE: You have one message.
(94) Detective Kwon, McKay here.
(95) The local PD has agreed to take you down to the morgue
(96) and show you Greely's body and personal effects.
(97) Whatever got him killed, he must've been close to something sensitive.
(98) We definitely need you to sort this out.
(99) Since the case has the potential to get touchy with the feds,
(100) we want to maintain radio silence on the situation until you have some real answers.
(2) That's not the usual way I do things,
(3) but sometimes you gotta abandon your principles and do what's right.
(4) Here's the story. This is the way it went down.
(5) (CAT YOWLING)
(6) Shit! You okay?
(7) You made me spill my fucking coffee!
(8) Agh. Now it's gonna look like I pissed in my pants. God damn it.
(9) The way you whipped around that cat, you don't even like cats.
(10) I got no problem with cats. I don't like dander.
(11) So you almost roll your car trying not to hit one out of 600 million cats in the world?
(12) It's bad luck killing a cat.
(13) Pretty good reflexes for an old guy.
(14) I got your old guy.
(15) You ready?
(16) Louis is ready.
(17) Let's go to work.
(18) (EXHALES DEEPLY)
(19) Oh, my God. Who do I have to fuck to get you two assbags to...
(20) Sir, if we could just come in for a minute.
(21) I don't give a shit about your badge, man.
(22) You got a fucking warrant?
(23) 'Cause I'm paying a grand a night for this suite, and I'm about to get laid.
(24) So if you ain't room service and you ain't got a warrant, then you can go fuck yourselves.
(25) Keep your fucking pants on! Well, what the fuck is this?
(26) I'm gonna have your job, tough guy.
(27) I still don't see any paper, which means you got no legal authority to be here.
(28) You must not like your job much, huh,shithead?
(29) Right now, I'm loving it.
(30) Ah! (GRUNTS)
(31) JIMMY: Don't forget to get his watch and wallet.
(32) Right.
(33) LOUIS: Needs to look like a break-in.
(34) I didn't see a thing! I don't even know the guy!
(35) (SOBBING)
(36) LOLA: No! (GLASS SHATTERING)
(37) Ahh!
(38) (MEN GRUNTING)
(39) Hey!
(40) LOUIS: Get him off me!
(41) Get him off!
(42) Let's go.
(43) Who was in the shower? A hooker.
(44) And?
(45) And I handled it. Wanna say goodbye?
(46) Fucker!
(47) What's bothering you? Nothing.
(48) Come on, something's got your panties in a knot.
(49) Why else are we gonna go meet Ronnie Earl in public?
(50) Yeah, I don't trust that redneck prick, that's why.
(51) Job's done. Went fine, no problem.
(52) Why don't you do me a favour?
(53) When we get our dough, why don't you go away a while?
(54) Take a vacation, maybe go up river, see your mother.
(55) You wanna clue me in?
(56) I didn't shoot that hooker.
(57) LOLA: No!
(58) Jesus. She saw you?
(59) Yeah, but she ain't gonna say nothing. How do you know?
(60) 'Cause she's more afraid of us than the cops, that's why.
(61) So it's all good?
(62) Yeah, it's all good. Yeah'?
(63) Yeah. It's all good.
(64) (CAJUN MUSIC PLAYING)
(65) BARTENDER: Hey, y'all, what do you need?
(66) Miller Lite, and a whisky for my friend.
(67) You got a preference?
(68) Double Bulleit. What's that?
(69) Some kind of whisky nobody's ever heard of.
(70) Why don't you bring your own bottle?
(71) Give him the best bourbon you got, hot stuff, and don't be gone too long.
(72) That sound as desperate as I think it did?
(73) Yeah, don't worry about it, you're a real Casanova.
(74) Ronnie Earl's late. I'm not waiting around for that loser.
(75) The drinks are coming, relax.
(76) I'm gonna go to the can.
(77) If he ain't here by the time I get back, we're out of here.
(78) Right? Yeah, okay.
(79) Oh! Sorry about that. What the fuck?
(80) Disgusting.
(81) What's up?
(82) Jesus! You motherfucker!
(83) JIMMY: I've been arrested 26 times.
(84) I went to trial four times.
(85) I got convicted twice.
(86) Nowadays, what I'm doing, I just think of it as a business.
(87) The people I work for are shit. And the people I take out are worse.
(88) I got some rules. No women, no children.
(89) Half the money in advance, and half when the job is done.
(90) Don't trust anybody.
(91) That's how you stay in the game.
(92) And on this one, the game got rough.
(93) AUTOMATED VOICE: You have one message.
(94) Detective Kwon, McKay here.
(95) The local PD has agreed to take you down to the morgue
(96) and show you Greely's body and personal effects.
(97) Whatever got him killed, he must've been close to something sensitive.
(98) We definitely need you to sort this out.
(99) Since the case has the potential to get touchy with the feds,
(100) we want to maintain radio silence on the situation until you have some real answers.
[2014] [Bullet] English Transcripts
(1) Leroy!
(2) What's with the black, man?
(3) Some kind of Angel of death or something?
(4) Let's do some business.
(5) From the looks of it,
(6) I should be doing business with you more often.
(7) You got me the bread?
(8) You like lasagna?
(9) Alright, come on out of there.
(10) Get your hands where I can see 'em!
(11) Put your hands where I can see them. You're under arrest.
(12) Come on. Slow. Come on out.
(13) Out now!
(14) Get on the ground! Get on the ground.
(15) You! Out now!
(16) Fuck!
(17) Holy shit! You fucking shot the cops, man!
(18) What are you doing?! You just shot the cops, man!
(19) Shut up. Get the money.
(20) Get the money. Now!
(21) You fucking shot the cops, man!
(22) Fucking A!
(23) Let's go. Get in the car.
(24) Come here.
(25) Get those two.
(26) Why?
(27) Because I got the gun. That's why.
(28) Where? ...Go.
(29) Uh, what are...
(30) Go'.!
(31) Put it down over there.
(32) Set the other one here.
(33) Alright.
(34) Sit on it.
(35) What the fuck for, man?
(36) It's called a Mexican interrogation.
(37) Now sit on it, gringo.
(38) Who knew about the buy?
(39) I don't know, man. I thought maybe they followed you here.
(40) Fuck!
(41) You know, I love assholes like you. You know why?
(42) NO. Why?
(43) 'Cause you make good targets.
(44) Fuck!
(45) What are you trying to do, man? Why don't you just kill me now?
(46) Sit down!
(47) What are you doing?!
(48) Now, I got two bodies back at the trailer.
(49) One more ain't gonna make a difference.
(50) Who knew about the buy?
(51) If I tell you, he's gonna kill me. Alright?
(52) If I tell you, he's gonna kill me.
(53) Look, you gotta...
(54) You gotta promise me you're gonna get me somewhere safe.
(55) Last chance.
(56) One, two...
(57) Ahh! Fuck This! Fuck it! It was Carlito!
(58) Carlito, man. Carlito Kane. Fuck this!
(59) See now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
(60) I didn't do it.
(61) Where you going?
(62) You're so bad.
(63) Dinner's on me if you beat me.
(64) I can think of better ways to work up a sweat.
(65) Later. But you gotta catch me first.
(66) Stop!
(67) Beat you.
(68) Alright. You win.
(69) Hey!
(70) Hey! Hey!
(71) Bullet.
(72) You're up next.
(73) A thousand? You're playing for the wrong team, Frank.
(74) Take a dive. Make it easier on yourself, you know?
(75) You're running six to one anyway.
(76) Good odds.
(77) Are you having a good time tonight?
(78) Here comes one of your favorites.
(79) You know him. You love him.
(80) Make some noise for the people's champ...
(81) Jake the Tank!
(82) A real contender. Make some noise!
(83) Right now, here comes the challenger.
(84) Now, he looks a little beat up, but I guarantee
(85) he can still kick some ass in the cage!
(86) Let's hear it for Frank "Bullet" Marasco!
(87) I've been waiting a long time for this, Bullet.
(88) I got a little gift from San Quentin for you.
(89) Alright guys, I want a fair and clean fight. Alright?
(90) You know a good dentist, Tank?
(91) Why?
(92) That's why.
(93) Get up!
(94) Damn it.
(95) Let's go. It's time.
(96) Next time ain't gonna be no six to one.
(97) Let's not have a next time.
(98) Don't come back.
(99) I'm reporting outside of the San Quentin State Prision,
(100) where 40 year old Manuel Kane,
(2) What's with the black, man?
(3) Some kind of Angel of death or something?
(4) Let's do some business.
(5) From the looks of it,
(6) I should be doing business with you more often.
(7) You got me the bread?
(8) You like lasagna?
(9) Alright, come on out of there.
(10) Get your hands where I can see 'em!
(11) Put your hands where I can see them. You're under arrest.
(12) Come on. Slow. Come on out.
(13) Out now!
(14) Get on the ground! Get on the ground.
(15) You! Out now!
(16) Fuck!
(17) Holy shit! You fucking shot the cops, man!
(18) What are you doing?! You just shot the cops, man!
(19) Shut up. Get the money.
(20) Get the money. Now!
(21) You fucking shot the cops, man!
(22) Fucking A!
(23) Let's go. Get in the car.
(24) Come here.
(25) Get those two.
(26) Why?
(27) Because I got the gun. That's why.
(28) Where? ...Go.
(29) Uh, what are...
(30) Go'.!
(31) Put it down over there.
(32) Set the other one here.
(33) Alright.
(34) Sit on it.
(35) What the fuck for, man?
(36) It's called a Mexican interrogation.
(37) Now sit on it, gringo.
(38) Who knew about the buy?
(39) I don't know, man. I thought maybe they followed you here.
(40) Fuck!
(41) You know, I love assholes like you. You know why?
(42) NO. Why?
(43) 'Cause you make good targets.
(44) Fuck!
(45) What are you trying to do, man? Why don't you just kill me now?
(46) Sit down!
(47) What are you doing?!
(48) Now, I got two bodies back at the trailer.
(49) One more ain't gonna make a difference.
(50) Who knew about the buy?
(51) If I tell you, he's gonna kill me. Alright?
(52) If I tell you, he's gonna kill me.
(53) Look, you gotta...
(54) You gotta promise me you're gonna get me somewhere safe.
(55) Last chance.
(56) One, two...
(57) Ahh! Fuck This! Fuck it! It was Carlito!
(58) Carlito, man. Carlito Kane. Fuck this!
(59) See now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
(60) I didn't do it.
(61) Where you going?
(62) You're so bad.
(63) Dinner's on me if you beat me.
(64) I can think of better ways to work up a sweat.
(65) Later. But you gotta catch me first.
(66) Stop!
(67) Beat you.
(68) Alright. You win.
(69) Hey!
(70) Hey! Hey!
(71) Bullet.
(72) You're up next.
(73) A thousand? You're playing for the wrong team, Frank.
(74) Take a dive. Make it easier on yourself, you know?
(75) You're running six to one anyway.
(76) Good odds.
(77) Are you having a good time tonight?
(78) Here comes one of your favorites.
(79) You know him. You love him.
(80) Make some noise for the people's champ...
(81) Jake the Tank!
(82) A real contender. Make some noise!
(83) Right now, here comes the challenger.
(84) Now, he looks a little beat up, but I guarantee
(85) he can still kick some ass in the cage!
(86) Let's hear it for Frank "Bullet" Marasco!
(87) I've been waiting a long time for this, Bullet.
(88) I got a little gift from San Quentin for you.
(89) Alright guys, I want a fair and clean fight. Alright?
(90) You know a good dentist, Tank?
(91) Why?
(92) That's why.
(93) Get up!
(94) Damn it.
(95) Let's go. It's time.
(96) Next time ain't gonna be no six to one.
(97) Let's not have a next time.
(98) Don't come back.
(99) I'm reporting outside of the San Quentin State Prision,
(100) where 40 year old Manuel Kane,
[2008] [Bronson] English Transcripts
(1) My name is Charles Bronson.
(2) And all my life I wanted to be famous.
(3) I knew I was made for better things
(4) I had a calling.
(5) I just didn't know... what it is.
(6) Wasn't singing
(7) ...I can fucking hit...
(8) Kinda running out of choices really... aren't we?
(9) Baby it's slow
(10) When lights go low
(11) There's no help, no...
(12) Baby it's slow
(13) When lights go low
(14) There's no help, no...
(15) He's drilling thru the Spiritus Sanctus tonight
(16) through the dark hip falls
(17) screaming "Oh you mambos!"
(18) "Kill me! and kill me! and kill me!"
(19) If I jerk the handle
(20) You'll die in your dreams
(21) If I jerk the handle jerk the handle
(22) You'll thrill me and thrill me and thrill me...
(23) How else can I explain it?
(24) There was nothing wonky about my upbringing, my parents were decent...
(25) respectable and upstanding members of society.
(26) I went to school. I kept my head down.
(27) Sure like most kids I'm going to trouble.
(28) Bastard!
(29) I loved to...
(30) Oh Michael!?
(31) Mrs. Peterson I really must talk to you about...
(32) But I wasn't bad.
(33) Wasn't bad bad.
(34) And I still had my principles.
(35) I took the first job I could get my hands on.
(36) Put the fries Peterson.
(37) I suppose the crumpet wasn't bad.
(38) Mrs. Peterson?
(39) We'd like to have a word with your son...
(40) Michael.
(41) Michael Peterson?
(42) Right.
(43) Yeah, before I forget, I did come into this world as Michael Peterson.
(44) But I go out with my fighting name.
(45) Charlie Bronson.
(46) Which is my alter ego.
(47) tough time to be young in England.
(48) Not a lot of opportunity around.
(49) Still...
(50) life moves on
(51) Irene and I got hitched
(52) It was alright... we didn't have it bad for a couple from the chippy.
(53) But they don't give you a star on The Walk of Fame for not paying. Do they?
(54) Michael! What is that noise?!
(55) For God's sake...
(56) So... this is the post office I did over...
(57) This is what I got away with...
(58) And this is what they gave me...
(59) Seven years.
(60) Don't worry son... you won't do the seven...
(61) You'll be out in four.
(62) How's it going anyway? Heh?
(63) Go on! How's it going?!
(64) I've always fancied myself as a bit of a comedian.
(65) Seven years...
(66) Is a long time...
(67) Now I'm not going to stand here, and tell you...
(68) Eh... Tell you... That prison is not bad.
(69) No.
(70) That would be misrepresenting myself and I think enough of that has been done already!
(71) Don't you?!
(72) No.
(73) You see, I didn't see a cell, a cage, or a box
(74) To me it was a hotel room
(75) Don't get me wrong...
(76) For most people...
(77) prison is tough.
(78) A monotonous nightmare
(79) 24 hours a day.
(80) 7 days a week.
(81) 365 days a year
(82) of pure unadulterated living...
(83) breathing... hell.
(84) But for me...
(85) prison was finally a place where I could sharp my tools...
(86) hone my skills...
(87) It's like a battleground, ain't it? It was an opportunity...
(88) and a place where soon every native was going to know my name.
(89) What's the matter Charlie?
(90) You want me to take you through it again? No.
(91) Me don't do work in longterm prisons. It's vocational training.
(92) So you can get a job when you get... Fuck off!
(93) What's the problem Peterson? Problem?
(94) I said "What's the problem, Peterson?"
(95) I don't know, I don't have a problem.
(96) For sure there mate!
(97) Would you like a cup o' tea mate? Thanks Mickey, love one.
(98) Milk and sugar? Please.
(99) How many sugars? Two.
(100) ...are you upon my knee
(2) And all my life I wanted to be famous.
(3) I knew I was made for better things
(4) I had a calling.
(5) I just didn't know... what it is.
(6) Wasn't singing
(7) ...I can fucking hit...
(8) Kinda running out of choices really... aren't we?
(9) Baby it's slow
(10) When lights go low
(11) There's no help, no...
(12) Baby it's slow
(13) When lights go low
(14) There's no help, no...
(15) He's drilling thru the Spiritus Sanctus tonight
(16) through the dark hip falls
(17) screaming "Oh you mambos!"
(18) "Kill me! and kill me! and kill me!"
(19) If I jerk the handle
(20) You'll die in your dreams
(21) If I jerk the handle jerk the handle
(22) You'll thrill me and thrill me and thrill me...
(23) How else can I explain it?
(24) There was nothing wonky about my upbringing, my parents were decent...
(25) respectable and upstanding members of society.
(26) I went to school. I kept my head down.
(27) Sure like most kids I'm going to trouble.
(28) Bastard!
(29) I loved to...
(30) Oh Michael!?
(31) Mrs. Peterson I really must talk to you about...
(32) But I wasn't bad.
(33) Wasn't bad bad.
(34) And I still had my principles.
(35) I took the first job I could get my hands on.
(36) Put the fries Peterson.
(37) I suppose the crumpet wasn't bad.
(38) Mrs. Peterson?
(39) We'd like to have a word with your son...
(40) Michael.
(41) Michael Peterson?
(42) Right.
(43) Yeah, before I forget, I did come into this world as Michael Peterson.
(44) But I go out with my fighting name.
(45) Charlie Bronson.
(46) Which is my alter ego.
(47) tough time to be young in England.
(48) Not a lot of opportunity around.
(49) Still...
(50) life moves on
(51) Irene and I got hitched
(52) It was alright... we didn't have it bad for a couple from the chippy.
(53) But they don't give you a star on The Walk of Fame for not paying. Do they?
(54) Michael! What is that noise?!
(55) For God's sake...
(56) So... this is the post office I did over...
(57) This is what I got away with...
(58) And this is what they gave me...
(59) Seven years.
(60) Don't worry son... you won't do the seven...
(61) You'll be out in four.
(62) How's it going anyway? Heh?
(63) Go on! How's it going?!
(64) I've always fancied myself as a bit of a comedian.
(65) Seven years...
(66) Is a long time...
(67) Now I'm not going to stand here, and tell you...
(68) Eh... Tell you... That prison is not bad.
(69) No.
(70) That would be misrepresenting myself and I think enough of that has been done already!
(71) Don't you?!
(72) No.
(73) You see, I didn't see a cell, a cage, or a box
(74) To me it was a hotel room
(75) Don't get me wrong...
(76) For most people...
(77) prison is tough.
(78) A monotonous nightmare
(79) 24 hours a day.
(80) 7 days a week.
(81) 365 days a year
(82) of pure unadulterated living...
(83) breathing... hell.
(84) But for me...
(85) prison was finally a place where I could sharp my tools...
(86) hone my skills...
(87) It's like a battleground, ain't it? It was an opportunity...
(88) and a place where soon every native was going to know my name.
(89) What's the matter Charlie?
(90) You want me to take you through it again? No.
(91) Me don't do work in longterm prisons. It's vocational training.
(92) So you can get a job when you get... Fuck off!
(93) What's the problem Peterson? Problem?
(94) I said "What's the problem, Peterson?"
(95) I don't know, I don't have a problem.
(96) For sure there mate!
(97) Would you like a cup o' tea mate? Thanks Mickey, love one.
(98) Milk and sugar? Please.
(99) How many sugars? Two.
(100) ...are you upon my knee
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