(2) Three women at once?
(3) Two girls and“.
(4) Who is she'? Their fucking grandmother? I mean, what?
(5) The man is a sick bastard.
(6) He's not that bad.
(7) It was on his business card.
(8) It was a joke.
(9) You're better off without him. Okay?
(10) Now can we change the subject?
(11) We've been talking about your ex since we left Pristina.
(12) Whoa!
(13) What the fuck are you doing?
(14) Whoo-hoo!
(15) Whoo-hoo!.!
(16) Hey, ifs time to go.
(17) We got to get out of here.
(18) Wilson, let's go!
(19) Private, we're leaving!
(20) Whoa, whoa, whoa.
(21) Hang tight.
(22) Not seeing anything you like?
(23) Our orders are very specific.
(24) We're looking for something a little more high-grade.
(25) I got two smoke shows coming up.
(26) Brand-new, fresh fucking racehorses.
(27) Sit down, give me two minutes.
(28) You need some positive male attention for a change.
(29) I mean...
(30) Move on.
(31) Hey, you two Polacks are up.
(32) Let's go.
(33) Now! Let's go! Come on!
(34) All right, all right.
(35) Gentlemen, give it up for our next act.
(36) We got some European beauties for you.
(37) High-grade enough for you?
(38) Yeah, these two will work.
(39) Look at those fake titties.
(40) Well, there you go.
(41) Oh, yeah.
(42) Damn, l could tear that shit up'
(43) OFFICER 2; Yeah.
(44) Beautiful.
(45) Oh, my gosh.
(46) Grind on her, baby, come on now.
(47) Put her down nice and soft.
(48) Excellent taste as always, Sergeant.
(49) OFFICER' Grind on her. Grind it' baby!
(50) Sergeant, good job. Good job.
(51) I need to pee.
(52) Pee'? Wait, wait, wait. Don't go.
(53) You can pee on me.
(54) You dirty little boy.
(55) Oh!
(56) I love you, baby. I love you!
(57) Dirty dog.
(58) You're a sicko. You're sick, dog.
(59) Private, accompany our guest to the latrine.
(60) Thank you.
(61) Right this way, ma'am'
(62) Thank you for the escort.
(63) That's a long-ass piss.
(64) My turn.
(65) What's your status?
(66) Two minutes, but I may not have n.
(67) Hold your position, I'm coming. Oh' my God.
(68) We'll rendezvous later.
(69) Mina. Just do it!
(70) Activity in Sector C.
(71) Copy that.
(72) Ma'am.
(73) Ma'am.
(74) Oh!
(75) Security, we have a civ unaccompanied on the base.
(76) I repeat, a civ unaccompanied on the base.
(77) Where the fuck did she go? You were supposed to be with her.
(78) I don't know' she just disappeared.
(79) What the hell are you doing in here?
(80) Just me.
(81) Drop your weapon!
(82) We are Code Orange in Sector 3. This is not a drill.
(83) Show me your fucking hands!
(84) Mina!
(85) Don't move!
(86) Put your fucking hands up!
(87) Get 'em up!
(88) What do you want?
(89) Who sent you?
(90) It's nothing personal.
(91) What isn't personal?
(92) This.
(93) Mina, where are you?
(94) Tatiana, go, save yourself. It's too hot.
(95) Mina.
(96) So, what's it gonna be?
(97) What's what gonna be?
(98) The new name of the restaurant?
(99) I think the space is too small for
(100) "Bitch Who Broke My Heart and Took Half of My Shit."
(101) Dude“. What? Too soon?
(102) You can change it to Catalina Spanish Bitch-re.
(103) You know what you need, man?
(104) You need to get out of Brooklyn.
(105) Cat's gone, Jules, that's a fact
(106) whether I'm here or somewhere else.
(107) That's right, but, look, we need to go somewhere' too.
(108) Take your mind off the whole restaurant thing and this chick.
(109) Emmett' cut that on the bias. On the bias. You know better.
(110) Yeah, chop, chop.
(111) Hi' Michelle. Let's see what you've got. Looks good.
(112) Needs acid. Just a little bit, though' okay?
(113) Sure.
(114) it needs sea salt.
(115) Hey, man. Uh“.
(116) You ever thought about making short ribs
(117) or cooking burritos or something? Mmm?
(118) Why don't you go clean the dishes for me, man?
(119) Really? Come on, lazy ass.
(120) The dishes? Watch out.
(121) This ain't 12 Years a Slave.
(122) Brown.
(123) Party of two for Friday.
(124) That's correct.
(125) I am looking for Mr. Anthony Hester.
(126) I'm sorry, sir, we're closed.
(127) I would like for it to be a surprise.
(128) We're closed, sir.
(129) You can't go back there.
(130) Don't even try it!
(131) Whoa' whoa. Please“. Take your hand out, slowly.
(132) Slowly. Okay, please.
(133) Dimitri Vetrok.
(134) Cooking Network.
(135) I am here about a food expo in New Orleans.
(136) You are a contestant m this year's final cook-off.
(137) No, I'm not. Try again, you fuck.
(138) My fault, I got your chest all wet.
(139) No, you are. You're in there.
(140) I entered you in the contest.
(141) What? JULIAN; Yeah.
(142) You did? Yeah.
(143) I am? Yes.
(144) Congratulations.
(145) You're in there.
(146) Man, what's the matter with you?
(147) You signed me up for the Louisiana
(148) Bayou to Bourbon Street Food Expo?
(149) And I entered you in the final cook-off.
(150) First place, 50 large.
(151) Yeah? I got nowhere to stay.
(152) I got us. You forget I got family down in New Orleans.
(153) That's my culture.
(154) Culture? Yeah.
(155) Who that said, "They're going to beat them Saints“?
(156) You know, Mama gonna cook you a big shrimp basket. Sorry.
(157) You know what? Hey, remember this? Mmm.
(158) Mardi Gras, '99. Oh, shit.
(159) JULIAN Remember I was throwing all those beads
(160) to eighth-grade honeys with the flat chests?
(161) You remember that. That was good.
(162) You remember, uh, Ms. Hogan's class?
(163) Oh, epic breasts. Epic.
(164) You know, she confiscated all my beads,
(165) didn't show me as much as a“.
(166) Mmm' but that was a Fat Tuesday.
(167) So what's it gonna be?
(168) Look, my uncle can put us up
(169) and give us a home base for the expo.
(170) All right. Fuck it, New Orleans.
(171) Ah' one word.
(172) N'awlins.
(173) Say it with me...
(174) N'awlins.
(175) Look at that
(176) We in the Big Easy, baby.
(177) They didn't have that last time we were here.
(178) Oh, I'm ready. You ready?
(179) Right? Nice.
(180) Hey! Jackhole.
(181) Big Ray.
(182) What's up, man? Hey, baby.
(183) Good to see you. Looking good, brother.
(184) Always. What'd you expect?
(185) Man' the whip is nice.
(186) Absolutely.
(187) Let me get these bags real quick.
(188) Yeah, right here.
(189) Thanks, man, I appreciate it.
(190) This is, uh, my friend and business partner, Anthony Hester.
(191) How you doing, man'? Anthony. Hey. Ray Boudreaux.
(192) Welcome to the Big Easy. Love it.
(193) Ain't that big, ain't always easy, but it's home.
(194) Yeah. So, uh, what happened to Jenkins' corner store?
(195) He retired. But your little friend Simone, she's staying in there.
(196) Whoa. "Big Bone" Simone, huh?
(197) Yeah, that big girl. What?
(198) Okay, she used to eat all the gumbo and everything.
(199) Jambalaya. All the gumbo. Everything,
(200) The dirty rice. Ate it all up.
(201) Went to the ass. To the hips? Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah...
(202) Well, yeah.
(203) In fact, she said one of you guys can stay with her
(204) 'cause I only got one couch upstairs.
(205) Okay, well, then, uh, look, I'm gonna stay upstairs with Big Ray.
(206) Yeah, that's all right. And' uh, you know...
(207) Go on and take that for the team.
(208) Stay with Simone. Okay.
(209) But she's good. She's big, but she's sweet.
(210) You'll like her. So that's not her?
(211) I missed you! Wow! Look at you!
(212) You look great! Uh“.
(213) Look at... You got so big.
(214) And you got so small.
(215) But like a good small, though.
(216) Yeah? You look so good.
(217) Oh. Is this your friend?
(218) Anthony, nice to meet you.
(219) I think I'm staying with you.
(220) Oh, I was just telling Anthony
(221) that you're gonna be staying with Big Ray upstairs.
(222) Well, whatever you guys want'
(223) I know what I want. Want me to show you inside?
(224) Cool, all right. I'M go ahead and, uh...
(225) See you at dinner' huh?
(226) Yeah, take care. All right.
(227) Uh, you know, Antoine,
(228) guests in my house don't have to cook.
(229) Oh, it's Anthony, please.
(230) It's my pleasure. I like to earn my keep' you know?
(231) You want to come over here and taste this stuff?
(232) Ah, no, no, no, no.
(233) I'm looking forward.
(234) MAN". Big Ray.
(235) Um' listen, y'all might want to bring
(236) a little something extra to eat tonight.
(237) No, no. Just bring a little somethin'-somethin'
(238) All right. Come on m. Get this food in here. Come on.
(239) Angie?
(240) ls any of this vegetarian?
(241) All right, come on.
(242) All right, who wants the good stuff?
(243) Antoine, he made these ribs.
(244) Okay? Come on.
(245) Lord, we would like to thank you for
(246) bringing this strong family together today.
(247) And thank you for the bounty that you have placed upon us.
(248) In Jesus' name, amen.
(249) And thanks for bringing the beer.
(250) So rude!
(251) Who made all this?
(252) I miss food. Yeah.
(253) Hey, Big Ray, you tried that sauce with the ribs?
(254) Oh, yeah. The sauce was wonderful.
(255) Right? Mmm-hmm.
(256) Did you try that sauce?
(257) Did y'all try the barbecue sauce?
(258) What are you doing with yourself these days, Jackhole?
(259) Jay, um, lives in New York.
(260) I'm a private investigator.
(261) A what? A private dick.
(262) And, uh..
(263) Private detective, or dick.
(264) I'm a dick, okay? I'm a dick. All right?
(265) Bullshit.
(266) I don't know why it's so funny. It's true.
(267) We have an office space we just leased out.
(268) We solve cases.
(269) Yes, we some oases.
(270) We've gotten cases.
(271) How many cases? A lot of cases.
(272) Yeah, we... A lot of cases.
(273) We had one big case that put us on the map.
(274) But then all of the rest of them were like little branch cases.
(275) Uh, cheating husbands, alimony checks not being there.
(276) Child support things, those cases. We had a murder case.
(277) So' you're in people's drawers and pocketbooks?
(278) Something like that. You know. Hey, sex sells'
(279) What's the name of this crackerjack outfit?
(280) It's called the Juan Detective Agency.
(281) You and who else?
(282) You and who?
(283) You and me. That's okay, Jackhole,
(284) y'all probably just in it for the pussy.
(285) But that's a good reason to be in anything.
(286) Ain't that right, baby'? That's what I'm talking about.
(287) Hey' Hey.
(288) What's going on?
(289) From the Halls of Montezuma. Wilson.
(290) Hey, hey. What's up, man?
(291) I was wondering when you were showing up.
(292) What's going on, man?
(293) You all right, brother?
(294) Hey, come and have a seat, man.
(295) Excuse me for being rude. I'm sorry.
(296) My military friend here, Nina.
(297) Hi.
(298) Pleased to meet you. Welcome.
(299) Come on in.
(300) So you don't remember anything?
(301) It's just a blank.
(302) Doctors say that it probably won't ever come back.
(303) But I saw the official story,
(304) and it just doesn't make any sense.
(305) They said it was a training exercise.
(306) What kind of training exercise kills the three highest-ranking officers,
(307) his sergeant and a doggone“.
(308) Civilian.
(309) Yeah, a civilian.
(310) Civilian?
(311) Stripper.
(312) There's rumors going around that she was...
(313) You know me' Jay.
(314) I love the ladies' but I would never hurt nobody.
(315) You know that
(316) Now, they're saying it's some kind of gang rape gone wrong.
(317) Now, look, my cousin may have blue balls
(318) and absolutely zero game, but he's no rapist.
(319) So you want to clear his name?
(320) Yeah, and it wouldn't hurt to gain some points
(321) with the southern relations.
(322) Look, I know I got you into this competition, and now I'm asking you to“.
(323) Nah, man, don't worry about that. I'll drop out
(324) No, I'm not saying that I'm saying we do both.
(325) I say we clear my cousin's name and win the contest.
(326) What do you think?
(327) I say we got our next case.
(328) My man.
(329) Let's go inside, it's cold.
(330) You have failed in your mission'
(331) The Wolf still needs the plans.
(332) That is courteous, but unnecessary.
(333) Mina's body and personal effects have been moved off base.
(334) For the moment, I do not know.
(335) But that will change.
(336) Mina's body cannot be autopsied
(337) or the nature of our gifts will become known.
(338) And this will bring unwanted attention.
(339) Is that clear? Mmm.
(340) Expect my call.
(341) Mina.
(342) You need some positive male attention for a change.
(343) Hi, welcome to Uptown Speed Dating.
(344) Hi-.
(345) So, are you ready to mingle?
(346) Um...
(347) Yes. Okay, great. So what's your name?
(348) Um...
(349) My name is Ludmila.
(350) Hi, it's really nice to meet you. I'm Andrew.
(351) Nice to meet you, too.
(352) How's it going? Jeff. Gabriel.
(353) Bobby. Very nice to meet you.
(354) How are you doing? Where are you from?
(355) I'm from Croatia.
(356) Mmm, Russia.
(357) I am from Czech Republic.
(358) I like to play soccer. You like soccer?
(359) I love dancing.
(360) And skiing.
(361) And, uh...
(362) Do you like Chekhov'?
(363) Who's Chekhov?
(364) Yes, the original series Chekov.
(365) Not that douche from the J.J. Abrams reboot.
(366) My favorite of his would have to be The Cherry Orchard.
(367) Up here. Yeah?
(368) Yes.
(369) Switch.
(370) I am a professional gambler.
(371) I'm an actor.
(372) I am hoping to be m real estate one day.
(373) Do you like real estate?
(374) Um, I'd like to have a house on the beach.
(375) You look like someone who would do very well on a beach.
(376) That was very awkward. I shouldn't say it that way.
(377) I'm just a fitness buff, a gambling fiend.
(378) Go out every night and try to pick up women.
(379) Uh, I'm a fashion designer.
(380) A gym teacher.
(381) I work with children, sick children.
(382) Switch.
(383) I love your eyes and your teeth'
(384) Your smile is very pretty.
(385) Your chin is amazing. My chin?
(386) It's a strong chin.
(387) I don't like these girls who have the chins,
(388) they start over here and go all the way down.
(389) I like your eyes a lot.
(390) My eyes or my ass?
(391) You have the most amazing eyes I've ever seen.
(392) And I'm not a breast guy, so I think we might work out.
(393) Switch!
(394) You don't have a nametag.
(395) I'm Eric.
(396) This is Cody and Dustin.
(397) Always bring your buddies with you on a date?
(398) My cousins.
(399) Family is very important to me.
(400) I see.
(401) What do you like to do, Eric'?
(402) Wind-surfing, cooking classes,
(403) watching movies in bed.
(404) Killing people?
(405) Depending on the threat they pose to my employer.
(406) Yes.
(407) You have the blueprint of the American exo-armor.
(408) Give them to us,
(409) and you won't have to die.
(410) That's gentlemanly of you, Eric'
(411) MODERATOR; Switch!
(412) I do try.
(413) Sir, you need to switch your table,
(414) You only get five minutes. I know she's pretty, but“.
(415) Speed dating, you have to, like, move.
(416) Come on, buddy, time's up'
(417) I know she's really pretty. Come on.
(418) Bye.
(419) Can't seem to find normal people at these things.
(420) Okay, um, I'm Sieve.
(421) I'm recently divorced.
(422) Boy, you are beautiful.
(423) I'm sorry.
(424) I've been out of the game for a while, I guess.
(425) You know what, I don't like this place.
(426) Do you want to go back to your place?
(427) Whoa.
(428) Uh, yeah.
(429) What do you think? Nice.
(430) Beautiful day for a beautiful girl.
(431) Why don't you have a seat, and I'll go get some stuff for us.
(432) Okay'!
(433) Toad style.
(434) I see you know scorpion style.
(435) Seriously, you're cramping my style.
(436) Here we go. Yoo-hoo!
(437) Do you have a blanket?
(438) It's a little chilly.
(439) Yeah, of course.
(440) She likes you, it's okay. She likes you' really.
(441) Shh.
(442) Is everything okay?
(443) TATIANA Yeah, everything's fine!
(444) Quiet! I'm on a date, okay'?
(445) A kiss of Tainted Love.
(446) Your girlfriend is very lucky.
(447) All right. Red or white?
(448) Um' whiskey.
(449) Whiskey? Yeah. Yeah.
(450) Steve!
(451) Could you change the music?
(452) What would you like to hear?
(453) Just play something different
(454) Is that good?
(455) I'm really not into country music.
(456) Do you have any classical?
(457) I'll see what I can find on the radio.
(458) Thank you!
(459) We shall meet again.
(460) Hi-.
(461) You know, maybe we should have drinks inside. It's a little cold.
(462) Look, Ludmila“. Yes?
(463) You seem like a really nice girl.
(464) I mean, maybe a little high-maintenance,
(465) but I don't think I'm ready for this.
(466) Sorry.
(467) Okay?
(468) JAMES; Pull!
(469) So, Mr. LaMonde.
(470) How's the richest redneck I know?
(471) Yeah. I know where that is.
(472) Oh, yeah. What do you know about it?
(473) I didn't want any forensics tampered with.
(474) God bless the Corps, but their brass
(475) ain't above covering their asses.
(476) Plus, we got appropriations coming up'
(477) Got to keep things clean.
(478) Pull!
(479) Well, we'll have to pick this up next time.
(480) Who?
(481) Coroner. Plaquemines Parish.
(482) She'll be safe there.
(483) Pull!
(484) Ongoing investigation.
(485) Dead end.
(486) Ah, not necessarily.
(487) I asked him where a guy could go to pay for some tail around here.
(488) She She's'? Strip club?
(489) I think so.
(490) Big booties? Big booties'
(491) You got singles?
(492) Hello.
(493) Yeah, I see 'em.
(494) Private eyes?
(495) I'll be back in a sec.
(496) Hey, okay, now.
(497) Ooh. Don't throw it on me.
(498) It's my birthday.
(499) He's got a beard.
(500) What the fuck do you want?
(501) You run this spot?
(502) It's my club. We don't allow dicks back here.
(503) Especially no private dicks.
(504) What do you boys want?
(505) We want to know about that escort
(506) that was killed at Fort Polk.
(507) We got dancers here.
(508) Artistes.
(509) Girls want to push pussy on their own time, that's their business.
(510) Kindly go fuck yourselves.
(511) You know anybody that'd want to hurt her?
(512) What did I say, motherfucker?
(513) Let's get out of here.
(514) No, no, no. Hold up.
(515) One of the men that was wounded that night was my cousin.
(516) Now somebody gonna give me some damn information.
(517) I don't give a fuck if it was your mama in drag.
(518) MY mama?
(519) Um, right by the balls.
(520) W“ Wm gun.
(521) Get your ass on your knees. Get on your knees.
(522) Hey, big man! Put him down.
(523) Get on your knees, too. Come on, corn-fed. Hurry up.
(524) Uh...
(525) You can go on and go. It might get a little bloody.
(526) Get a little blood on your two-piece.
(527) I'm gonna send you a friend request, though. Okay.
(528) Here, go on and take the gun. That don't smell right.
(529) All right. I'm about to go Helen Bingham on his ass.
(530) All right. Talk. Mmm. Talk.
(531) It was two white girls. Russians, come in from Galveston'
(532) It wasn't supposed to go down like that
(533) What else, motherfucker?
(534) I don't know shit about the other girl.
(535) The one that got killed. They moved her to Plaquemines Parish.
(536) Who told you that?
(537) Ifs professional courtesy to”.
(538) Professional courtesy?
(539) Fuck! It was Beau LaMonde.
(540) He's got a gator farm up in Lake Pontchartrain.
(541) He loves to run his mouth when his drawers getting worked on.
(542) I swear that's all I got!
(543) That's all you got? Huh? Mmm?
(544) That's all I got.
(545) You got a thong on, too.
(546) Stay on your fucking knees.
(547) Yeah.
(548) Why you got a gold thong on?
(549) Fucking bastard.
(550) Let's go, man. Come on. Let's get out of here.
(551) We got to make a right or left?
(552) You got a GPS, man?
(553) "Mid 20s, excellent physical condition.
(554) "Signs of pre-mortem intercourse.
(555) "Contusions, head and neck.
(556) "Multiple bullet wounds. One fatal shot to the head."
(557) What are you doing, man?
(558) What? Looking for identifying marks'
(559) No tan lines, nice body.
(560) Oh. Fully shaven. Brazilian.
(561) Vag piercings.
(562) Not a stripper.
(563) Why do you say that?
(564) Well, because there's too much hardware
(565) that gets tn the way of the software.
(566) The piercings get caught in a guy's teeth,
(567) sounds like a door knocker.
(568) He'd knock a nipple off.
(569) Catastrophe, he can't make it ram like that.
(570) Pretty good hands, nice hands.
(571) No nail polish.
(572) Hmm.
(573) This tattoo though.
(574) I've seen it before.
(575) Where?
(576) I don't remember.
(577) Um...
(578) Hit the lights. Hit the lights!
(579) Uh...
(580) Hey, man, let me m. Come on, man!
(581) There's no room, man.
(582) Get the fuck out of here. Come on, man!
(583) Damn n.
(584) Whoa...
(585) Goodness! Oh, okay.
(586) Okay?
(587) Oh, Lord.
(588) Oh, man.
(589) Hey, what you waiting for?
(590) Those girls definitely weren't strippers. Yeah. I told you.
(591) I had to lay next to a dead guy. He was musty.
(592) Bucket list, man.
(593) Shit! Get down! Watch it!
(594) Hurry up!
(595) Oh, I think I got hit.
(596) Okay.
(597) Jay?
(598) Oh! Hey!
(599) What happened?
(600) Uh, just a little complication in the case.
(601) Complication?
(602) Yeah. It's all good.
(603) Do you need some help with that?
(604) Maybe. Okay, great.
(605) Sit. Just sit down. Okay.
(606) I'll be right back. Okay. All right.
(607) Breathe, breathe.
(608) What are you doing? Take your pants off.
(609) I've seen you with less clothes on than that before.
(610) All right. Uh, okay. Okay.
(611) I remember when you used to give me looks when we were kids.
(612) I guess I was a little chubby chaser back then, right?
(613) No, I mean, but you've changed, girl!
(614) Tattoos and everything. I can do tats. That's what I do now.
(615) Well, I admire a man who will risk his life
(616) to save his family.
(617) What can I say? That's what I do. I risk for the family.
(618) You really grew up.
(619) So, that's it. Julian's cousin's completely innocent'
(620) Mmm, I knew n.
(621) But if you're just gonna whack the top brass,
(622) why go somewhere where you're guaranteed
(623) to get caught and killed yourself?
(624) I think they were at the base for something else.
(625) We just don't know what it is yet.
(626) My man.
(627) So, what's the bad news?
(628) What's the bad news?
(629) You and Jackhole let some motherfucker shoot up my goddamn car?
(630) Oh, son of a bitch!
(631) If it makes you feel any better, Jules got a flesh wound.
(632) Good, God damn it!
(633) Where's your motherfucking flesh wound?
(634) If it wasn't the Chinese,
(635) who were they?
(636) I don't know.
(637) But they obviously had the same intel we did.
(638) Whoever" they were, you will have to deal with them.
(639) And your former employer, Mr, Cordray.
(640) I will inform the Wolf that these plans are incomplete.
(641) We will have to find another way.
(642) Boss.
(643) Boss, wake up. Boss.
(644) What? Camera three.
(645) Go check it out.
(646) Casey?
(647) Casey?
(648) Oh, fuck!
(649) Bitch!
(650) Two men who came by, who were they?
(651) Who were they?
(652) Couple pie-ass Pls from New York.
(653) I didn't tell them nothing.
(654) I know what you told them.
(655) You fucking shot me.
(656) I have something for the pain.
(657) This is how I'm going out?
(658) Yes.
(659) No bitches on my hp?
(660) Is that better?
(661) Actually, yeah.
(662) I want you to know
(663) it's nothing personal.
(664) I don't give a...
(665) Sounds good.
(666) Thank you, partner.
(667) Hey, Big Ray, let me ask you a question.
(668) Hit me, Antoine.
(669) Remember those, uh, ribs that I made?
(670) Yeah.
(671) What was wrong with them?
(672) Well, there was nothing wrong with them exactly.
(673) In fact, I don't think I've ever had a rib sauce so precise.
(674) What they lacked was
(675) passion, spontaneity.
(676) See, there's three things in life you got to riff,
(677) Cooking, playing jazz, and fucking.
(678) So, what do I do'?
(679) Man, you know how to fuck, don't you?
(680) Good-looking white boy like you must get plenty of tail.
(681) See, you got to...
(682) You got to give yourself over to it.
(683) Just riff' brother. Just riff.
(684) I don't really do that
(685) Yeah. Well, the levees wasn't built in a day.
(686) I can help you with the cooking and the jazz,
(687) but the fucking you got to do on your own.
(688) See, it's like this. It's about the... Mmm, mmm, mmm.
(689) About the...
(690) When you get the good food, you say...
(691) Mmm.
(692) Right? And when you get the good jazz, you say...
(693) Mmm! Mmm!
(694) And, boy' you get that good pussy,
(695) it's sure gonna make you say.
(696) Mmm! Mmm!
(697) Let's go back to the...
(698) Come on.
(699) That's what I'm talking about. Then you got to say“.
(700) Mmm!
(701) I feel dirty. I feel dirty now.
(702) Grab your nuts. Grab your nuts.
(703) Hold on to them nuts, say... Mmm!
(704) Mmm!
(705) Mmm! Mmm!
(706) One more time, say...
(707) Mmm!
(708) Baby, you go! that good pussy
(709) Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about
(710) Spread them pretty legs And let me sink between them, yeah
(711) Oh, baby!
(712) Oh, baby!
(713) I think I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
(714) Let me hear that fucking.
(715) Mmm!
(716) Ow! Ow!
(717) And finally you say“.
(718) All right, all right.
(719) You got it, baby.
(720) Thank you. I appreciate it.
(721) Let me make you some breakfast, yeah? All right.
(722) What do you want? What do you want?
(723) Some pussy.
(724) Welcome to the Barataria Bayou Barn!
(725) I'm Guy Mancini.
(726) And this is Americana Chophouse!
(727) Today on the Chophouse, we are going to feed you
(728) the filet mignon of the bayou.
(729) The American alligator.
(730) We are going to cue 'em
(731) and stew 'em and feed 'em to you good folks.
(732) And this particular gator that we're going to enjoy today
(733) came right out of the bayous behind us.
(734) Before we go any further though,
(735) I would also like to say thanks
(736) to the man who provided us with the space and the game today,
(737) Mr. Beau LaMonde.
(738) Looking very sharp back there.
(739) Wail. Isn't he the one.
(740) Cordray mentioned. Probably tipped off the assassins.
(741) Go try and get close to him.
(742) Well, first things first
(743) Got to have a nice, sharp knife.
(744) So, we're going to start up here, high.
(745) Can you hang on to it for me? Yeah.
(746) Keep this thing from spinning right here.
(747) It's like that saying.
(748) "Bravest man I ever saw, the first to eat an oyster raw."
(749) I'd like to see the first guy who wrestled one of these things
(750) and go, "I'm hungry."
(751) You got to go on in there, you got to go through the rib cage.
(752) But you don't want to bypass the stomach either.
(753) 'Cause we found a 12-pound catfish in one of them one time.
(754) We smoked it up with some pecan shells. It was delicious.
(755) Okay, here we go.
(756) Feel around in the stomach right there. You see it?
(757) See the stomach right there?
(758) Feel around, see if you can find anything in there.
(759) You feel anything?
(760) I got something solid.
(761) Well, it could be a turtle. They eat those whole.
(762) You can make a soup out of that
(763) No, I don't think it's a turtle.
(764) Let's see. Can you get it out?
(765) It's not a turtle.
(766) Hmm.
(767) Oh-ho!
(768) ANTHONY; Fuck.
(769) Whoa, that's not a turtle.
(770) Let's, uh, put that in a pan.
(771) Never found one of those before.
(772) That's... Getting a little too curious about...
(773) What is it? Are you missing somebody?
(774) Whoa, what's up, Beau? What is that?
(775) I'm cutting open a gator, I'm cooking this food. What the hell is that?
(776) That was definitely that girl from the morgue's hand.
(777) She had the tattoo.
(778) She also had these weird metallic implants.
(779) Wasn't on the coroner's report.
(780) That ought to raise a red flag at Homicide.
(781) Or not.
(782) JULIAN; What was that?
(783) That's Louisiana justice.
(784) We got to get by that water, man
(785) There's going to be more evidence around there.
(786) The water? Like, where the gators are? Yeah.
(787) And they're doing gator shit, like devouring human parts?
(788) You know what we gotta do over there, right? We're gonna look.
(789) No, you going to look over there.
(790) Hell' no, I'm not going there. We're both going over.
(791) Come on. Let's go. What?
(792) Man' I hate gators.
(793) SECURITY' Sir, I can't understand you.
(794) What?
(795) Could you speak English please?
(796) They probably dumped the body over by the bridge.
(797) Just keep your eyes open, all right?
(798) I got 'em open. I'm looking.
(799) I don't like the look of this water.
(800) Shit, look. It's right there. See?
(801) See what?
(802) You want me to what?
(803) Like kill 'em?
(804) You understand that?
(805) I'm going to send the other two dudes.
(806) We got two creepers on the northwest side of Upper Kenter.
(807) Take 'em out.
(808) Them two dudes.
(809) Look at 'em.
(810) Little mini steps.
(811) Creeping
(812) I can't get wet.
(813) I can't believe you're making me do this, man.
(814) I thought our friendship meant more.
(815) You know the largest gator ever found was 1809, Louisiana.
(816) Really? 19 feet, 1,000 pounds.
(817) Okay, that's not cool, man. Wrong timing.
(818) Give me your hand.
(819) Oh, fuck!
(820) Reach. Pull, pull!
(821) It was your idea, you know.
(822) Dude, don't let me fucking...
(823) Grab it. I got it. Fuck.
(824) Dude, this is the same one that we found in that girl's hand.
(825) Pull me out, man. Hey, is that a gator?
(826) Pull me, man! Pull me!
(827) Oh, Shit! Shit! Pull!
(828) Go, go, go, man! Come on!
(829) Come on. Come on! Come on, run!
(830) Come on.
(831) Come on.
(832) You know how to drive one of these? My cousin had one.
(833) Come on, come on. Lay low!
(834) Push, man, push! Come on!
(835) Where should we go? I don't know! Just keep going!
(836) Hey, skeletal augmentation with titanium alloy.
(837) These are not ordinary assassins, man.
(838) Who's that? Can you see?
(839) Holy shit! She's shooting.
(840) Go this way! Go down that canal.
(841) Fuck, I don't Know where this leads, man.
(842) Push it faster!
(843) Anthony' faster!
(844) You missed us, bitch! We're out of here!
(845) Wait a minute. She's gaining on us.
(846) She's got the scope. Come on!
(847) You gotta go side to side. Side to side! We gotta shake them!
(848) We're not losing her!
(849) I think there's something up here. Make a left.
(850) Hold on, man! Hold on!
(851) Hold on! Hold on!
(852) Can't this thing go faster?
(853) Big bump! Hold on!
(854) Motherfucker! Yeah! Whoo!
(855) Fuck!
(856) Bio-enhanced assassins.
(857) That's some real black ops shit.
(858) Who are they? What did they want at Fort Polk?
(859) I've been thinking, maybe it's some kind of
(860) ultra high-tech weapons system.
(861) And I've been thinking about that tattoo.
(862) I know I've seen it somewhere, like, on a woman.
(863) I'm gonna need your help remembering that.
(864) Yeah.
(865) Last year, my physics adviser had a meeting
(866) with some researchers at Fort Pork'
(867) and he came back and he... Simone.
(868) You mind if we talk about this later?
(869) Okay, sure. I'm gonna be in my room.
(870) All right. You ready to get to work?
(871) Yeah. Cue the music, let's do it.
(872) Baby, get it right there.
(873) Oh.
(874) Hey.
(875) What is going on here?
(876) Ah, how do I say this?
(877) Julian's got what he calls a pornographic memory.
(878) You mean photographic memory?
(879) ANTHONY; No.
(880) Total sexual recall. He says he can literally never forget a fuck.
(881) I need quiet.
(882) Right now he's going through his memory banks.
(883) For fun?
(884) For the job.
(885) Okay, okay.
(886) You're saying he's going into this memory of his
(887) and recalling all the girls he's ever slept with?
(888) How long could that possibly take?
(889) Oh. Ooh.
(890) You got 15 minutes.
(891) Oh, do that right there. Ooh, girl!
(892) Oh, yeah, I remember that night.
(893) She had so many tattoos.
(894) She had, like, Egyptian hieroglyphics.
(895) "Savage North“ or "South," or something like that.
(896) No. That's not it.
(897) Jessica, I remember her.
(898) Yeah. She kind of had a little mustache, but...
(899) No, that wasn't a tattoo.
(900) Ah, twerking Tina. Yeah.
(901) Yes. Twerking Tina. Where's that tattoo?
(902) No, she had a butterfly. Oh!
(903) My Asian persuasion. The tramp stamp.
(904) And the sleeve.
(905) Oh, but she would slap so hard.
(906) No, damn it!
(907) Ooh.
(908) Flapjacks. Yes, I know she had a tattoo.
(909) Oh, it was a rose.
(910) I'm looking for that damn scorpion.
(911) Oh, yes!
(912) The two wild shippers.
(913) They had a lot of tattoos.
(914) What were their tattoos'? Oh, that's right.
(915) What did she have, like a magic dragon or something?
(916) No, it wasn't a scorpion.
(917) Oh, but she was working her body.
(918) Then we went to Pinkberry after that.
(919) Ooh, Simone.
(920) JULIAN' Girl, you slimmed up.
(921) What was you doing, Herbalife?
(922) Oh, yeah. She had a fire dragon. it was like a phoenix.
(923) No!
(924) You are so bad.
(925) She didn't have a tattoo, why is she in this sequence?
(926) Get me out of here!
(927) Oh!
(928) How long was I under?
(929) Three hours. Any luck?
(930) No, wrong context
(931) Simone, you said you, uh, know a professor
(932) who did some work at Fort Polk?
(933) Oh, yeah. My physics advisor.
(934) He wanted to get physical.
(935) I didn't do it. I could've got an A.
(936) They offered me a lot of money for a few equations, and I turned them down.
(937) So, uh, what they were making was pretty expensive, huh?
(938) It was revolutionary.
(939) But by now I'm sure it's being developed
(940) by every industrialized country
(941) and every big corporation with a robotics division.
(942) I heard the Chinese are particularly interested.
(943) Enough to hire assassins to infiltrate a US base?
(944) That's about as much as I'm comfortable saying.
(945) Anyway, remind Simone she owes me, uh, extra credit.
(946) Okay. Thanks for your time.
(947) Appreciate n. Mmm-hmm.
(948) All right. Get that extra credit, huh?
(949) Ms. Wollcrofl.
(950) Professor Gussain.
(951) How can I help you?
(952) Thefts of ballistic software in Mumbai seven months ago,
(953) Stockholm two months ago, now a failed attempt at Fort Polk'
(954) Is there a question here?
(955) I want to know what you people are up to.
(956) Ask yourself if that's something you'd really like to Know.
(957) Because I can oblige you.
(958) Others are beginning 10 find out.
(959) Do yourself a favor, Professor,
(960) leave others to the professionals.
(961) Good day.
(962) It is gone.
(963) Worried about your safety?
(964) That is good. You should be.
(965) The Wolf needs you.
(966) To do what?
(967) Extrapolate from incomplete blueprints.
(968) Fill in what we are missing.
(969) As of this morning, Fort Polk will no longer house
(970) the military's exo-project.
(971) Security there is about as tight as my wife's rear end.
(972) I had a feeling you'd ask me that
(973) Turns out that girl's body up and walked off after all.
(974) Right after I told you where she was.
(975) Now you, son, are not your daddy.
(976) Frankly, I don't know what you are.
(977) I do Know your ambitions go beyond his,
(978) and it's got you mixed up with folks he wouldn't approve of.
(979) As chair of the Senate committee on national security,
(980) I know a hell of a lot.
(981) Take my advice,
(982) don't leave the country.
(983) Wouldn't want to have to serve an indictment
(984) to some spider hole somewhere.
(985) Go on, we're done here.
(986) Go on with you now. Go on.
(987) Motherfucker.
(988) Yes, this is Dragovic.
(989) Keep working.
(990) What did you say?
(991) What did you say'!?
(992) What did you say'!?
(993) Yeah.
(994) New orders from the Wolf.
(995) You are going to pay a visit to Senator Barnes.
(996) And thus time, Tatiana,
(997) do not fuck it up.
(998) Who has jurisdiction over Fort Polk? Non-military, I mean.
(999) Senator James Barnes.
(1000) All right, we're gonna hit Barnes' office
(1001) in Baton Rouge in the morning'
(1002) Wait, Barnes is in town this weekend.
(1003) Today's the annual gala for Tulane alumni.
(1004) Gussain is supposed to go.
(1005) Hmm.
(1006) Whoa! She got those Helen Binghams.
(1007) Wow. You really don't stop, do you?
(1008) What? Hang on, no. I know where I saw that tattoo.
(1009) Oh, shit. Bingham.
(1010) Pay attention. I have a little business to attend to.
(1011) Catalina, take this.
(1012) Look after Mummy, will you?
(1013) Of course. The Order of the Ghost Scorpion.
(1014) Order of the what now?
(1015) It was this post-Cold War experiment,
(1016) an attempt to fill the power vacuum after the Wall came down'
(1017) An international consortium of assassins.
(1018) Here.
(1019) Do you need a moment?
(1020) What did you say your name was?
(1021) Bingham. Helen Bingham.
(1022) ANTHONY'. Bojan Dragovic was a godfather and guru.
(1023) An expert in irregular warfare
(1024) and bio-enhancement technologies.
(1025) The titanium bones. That's right.
(1026) He created a cadre of super-assassins.
(1027) After the oligarchs bought out Russian intelligence,
(1028) Dragovic brought the organization into the private sector,
(1029) working with whoever was willing to pay.
(1030) Most recently, a financier known as the Wolf.
(1031) How do you know all this?
(1032) I just know where to look, Tor, Deep Web' Wikipedia.
(1033) What? What is it?
(1034) Uh, it's Professor Gussain.
(1035) Mmm. It's for you.
(1036) The Wolf plans to kill Barnes today.
(1037) I got to get this number to Barnes' security, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
(1038) Gussain contacted us.
(1039) So what?
(1040) That means he's too scared to contact anyone else.
(1041) Even the Senator's security.
(1042) The Wolf's got people everywhere.
(1043) If we're going to do something, we've got to do it on our own.
(1044) Where's this gala at?
(1045) Still so much like the intern I took on 20 years ago.
(1046) You couldn't take no for an answer then either.
(1047) I suppose that's part of your appeal to your investors.
(1048) I'm glad you made it tonight' James.
(1049) After our last meeting“. Oh, oh, oh.
(1050) Even old friends don't always see eye-to-eye.
(1051) I hope you don't need my affirmation anymore, Hannah.
(1052) No' but I'll always need your vote, Senator.
(1053) Ah.
(1054) If you'll excuse me. Of course.
(1055) This is Hannah Wollcrcft.
(1056) Yes, I'll take the call.
(1057) Hey, what time are we starting at?
(1058) Already started, man.
(1059) Oh, shit.
(1060) Play it cool. Play it cool. Play it cool.
(1061) I need to see some IDs.
(1062) You know, she got my ID.
(1063) Oh! You got the“.
(1064) I keep 'em in here. Mmm-hmm.
(1065) Yeah, I left them at home. What?
(1066) Girl, check the left titty.
(1067) Check the left titty.
(1068) You need ID just to get into a wedding reception?
(1069) Oh, no, wedding reception is right around this corner.
(1070) First floor, the Bayou Room.
(1071) Great, thank you.
(1072) Take care, guys. Let me see your ID, man.
(1073) You really work here? Bye!
(1074) And these spots normally have rooms we can cut through, so...
(1075) Yeah, we'll go. We'll find another way through.
(1076) JULIAN; All right.
(1077) Whoever would've guessed me tossing Terrible Timmy out of the ring
(1078) would literally land him in the lap of love?
(1079) Look at this couple, aren't they great?
(1080) Hey, man, high five. Look at this hot couple.
(1081) I mean, come on.
(1082) Enough of me and the word games.
(1083) Let's hear some of Tina and Tim's friends'
(1084) words of encouragement and love.
(1085) You, sir, you. Red tie, come here for a second.
(1086) You. Come here.
(1087) You sure you want me?
(1088) Just say something about this great couple.
(1089) No, you.
(1090) Well, uh...
(1091) What can I say about the bride and groom, right,
(1092) that hasn't already been said, huh?
(1093) Well, I met...
(1094) Tim. Tim?
(1095) Met Tim in a, uh..
(1096) A mini-bar in Little Tokyo,
(1097) and we got into some small talk' had some short ribs.
(1098) And what can I say about the bride, right?
(1099) She's so effervescent.
(1100) Tina?
(1101) Tina? Yeah.
(1102) Twerking Tina?
(1103) It is a small world.
(1104) You know what I mean.
(1105) Tina and I, uh, met at a strip club...
(1106) Mall. Strip mall, met at a strip mall.
(1107) And, um...
(1108) I always said, with that kind of ass“.
(1109) Assets. She has many assets that work in her favor.
(1110) And I always thought that she was destined for big things.
(1111) Obviously, we all know that big things come in small packages.
(1112) Or smaller packages, right?
(1113) Anyways, do you still have that tattoo?
(1114) She has a great tattoo of a cowgirl
(1115) holding a lasso.
(1116) So every time she'd twerk,
(1117) the lasso would just“.
(1118) It would whip like that. It would just do
(1119) a little whip like that
(1120) It was a pelvic thrust that she would do.
(1121) Anyways, we all have a style.
(1122) I have a style. You all have a style.
(1123) Breaking Bad, you have a style.
(1124) And if tiny Tim can handle that,
(1125) then more power to you, and if he can't...
(1126) Then, girl' you need to call me.
(1127) All right, okay.
(1128) Ah!
(1129) This isn't a fair fight!
(1130) How many of y'all want some?
(1131) Come on. Dump this shit. Switch!
(1132) Okay, okay!
(1133) Hold up! He got my ribs!
(1134) My balls.
(1135) Get off of him now!
(1136) TINA; Put him down!
(1137) Oh, you...
(1138) Let me get mine! Let me get on my feet.
(1139) Y'all lucky I don't call my cousins!
(1140) You know you're the only one I love.
(1141) All right, come on.
(1142) What was that?
(1143) What? I got caught in my pornographic memory mode.
(1144) Worlds collide, okay?
(1145) Hey' will you guys knock it off?
(1146) We got a life to save. We gotta find the Senator.
(1147) All assets are in place. You are weapons free.
(1148) Excuse me. Remember me?
(1149) Mmm'?
(1150) Oh, shit.
(1151) Relax.
(1152) Everything's going to be fine.
(1153) Close your eyes.
(1154) Almost there.
(1155) I have eyes on him.
(1156) The Order has lowered its standards, huh?
(1157) No more world powers for clients.
(1158) No more finger on the pulse of history.
(1159) Now you're just another corporate tool.
(1160) A cog in the wheel.
(1161) Shut up, Mr Hester.
(1162) Whoa.
(1163) Jay?
(1164) Jay?
(1165) Hello'? Jay? Wake up, baby. Come on.
(1166) Wake up!
(1167) Do you like Chekhov'?
(1168) You don't mean chief navigator of the Enterprise,
(1169) so Cherry Orchard, Uncle Vanya, Three Sisters...
(1170) A little college Russian.
(1171) Tatiana, kill him.
(1172) I want you to know
(1173) it's nothing personal.
(1174) I think it is.
(1175) Ah, for fuck's sake, Tatiana.
(1176) Stand down, I repeat, stand down.
(1177) Report back for instructions.
(1178) How dare you interrupt our work!
(1179) ls our deal off?
(1180) No. Our deal is no longer necessary.
(1181) The Olsen twins are waiting for you.
(1182) Right? Right?
(1183) Sh“.
(1184) Listen, I'm going to try to go get some help,
(1185) 'cause he needs to go to the hospital.
(1186) Keep that head up. Hey, hey' hey!
(1187) Mmm.
(1188) Come here. Come here.
(1189) The Wolf wants to see both of you.
(1190) Now.
(1191) Dragno?
(1192) And here I thought all this
(1193) daddy-issue, killer-cow bullshit was just a sales ploy.
(1194) Only because I can see you're hurting.
(1195) Tonight, our chief Chinese competitor,
(1196) having developed their own exo-project
(1197) in parallel with the US military,
(1198) agreed to a merger.
(1199) We no longer need the US government or their exo-armor.
(1200) We have our own.
(1201) It's so much more civilized that way, don't you think?
(1202) Our Chinese counterpart made the merger conditional in dissolving
(1203) all of our previous entanglements.
(1204) Which unfortunately means all of you.
(1205) Dispose of them.
(1206) If a black market weapons dealer
(1207) fucked the madam of a cripples-only orphanage
(1208) while Gordon Gekko came on their faces,
(1209) the thing they'd make would be you'
(1210) The Wolf.
(1211) You flatter me.
(1212) This time make sure the bodies are never found.
(1213) Your handler got what he deserves.
(1214) So will you.
(1215) My handler?
(1216) He was the only father I've ever known.
(1217) I lost my family.
(1218) No one fucking cares.
(1219) And no more talking. We're almost to the drop zone.
(1220) There's no reason to go on.
(1221) Yeah?
(1222) There's always stripping, if you need a reason to live.
(1223) Jules' you okay, man? Yeah.
(1224) Non-lethal dose of Propofol.
(1225) But he's going to wish he didn't wake up.
(1226) You need a reason to go on, now about vengeance?
(1227) We'll help you.
(1228) Hey, man.
(1229) So the bodies don't float.
(1230) Hey, what's going on back there' guys?
(1231) Hey, man, I don't approve of all of that.
(1232) What was it, the stripping or the vengeance?
(1233) All right, I need a little help.
(1234) Need a little help, guys!
(1235) Tony, get him out!
(1236) You know what you're doing?
(1237) I learned in the army.
(1238) Tank's been shot. We're losing fuel fast.
(1239) We'll have just enough to reach our destination.
(1240) What's that?
(1241) Vengeance.
(1242) We're going to the Wolf's den.
(1243) The Wolf's Den? Is that a strip club?
(1244) We have severed all ties.
(1245) So it's a dean start.
(1246) We're very happy
(1247) And now, Ms. Wollcroft, 3 present to you,
(1248) proof of concept and a token of our friendship.
(1249) They're not slowing down.
(1250) Take care of it. Yes, ma'am.
(1251) All right, what's the plan? What's the plan?
(1252) You jump. I'll crash land.
(1253) Crash? You ain't got a better plan than that?
(1254) There's got to be a better plan.
(1255) If things had been different“.
(1256) I know, it would've been great.
(1257) Come on, man, we got to go.
(1258) We're jumping, man. Go, go. Jump.
(1259) I'm scared of heights.
(1260) O-M-G!
(1261) Whoo! Whoo!
(1262) Come on, man. Go, go!
(1263) Go! Move! Move! Go!
(1264) I don't wanna die!
(1265) Go! Go! Go! Go!
(1266) Come on! Come on!
(1267) Come on! Come on! Come on, man!
(1268) Oh, God!
(1269) Fuck!
(1270) Get down, man! Get down!
(1271) We got to move.
(1272) Stay down! Stay the fuck down!
(1273) Oh, my God!
(1274) What happened?
(1275) What happened? You see something?
(1276) ANTHONY; Shit.
(1277) They're dead.
(1278) Stop right there!
(1279) You're enhanced, I'm enhanced.
(1280) So why don't we just fight this out like civilized people?
(1281) You have a lifetime of training on me, I'll give you that.
(1282) But I have the best combat software money can buy.
(1283) What is it you always say?
(1284) It's nothing personal.
(1285) This time it is, bitch.
(1286) (SIRENS WAILING
(1287) Hey!
(1288) Drop your weapons!
(1289) We're private detectives!
(1290) Hands where we can see 'em! We're on the same team!
(1291) Wait! Stop! They're the good guys. They're with me.
(1292) Hey! Oh, my God!
(1293) Come on, guys, sweep the house. Come on in.
(1294) Sweep the house.
(1295) Go on and sweep the house, bro.
(1296) There's some bad guys in there.
(1297) It was crazy. I had to slide.
(1298) I picked up a gun. I started shooting back“.
(1299) Thank you for your cooperation.
(1300) Thank you. Are you okay?
(1301) New W!'
(1302) Just want you to know, I blamed it all on you.
(1303) Good, 'cause I blamed it on you' too.
(1304) Dam!
(1305) They found Dr. Gussain this morning.
(1306) Yeah? SIMON E; Alive.
(1307) Mmm.
(1308) Get him down! Get him down! Watch it!
(1309) Let's get him out of here.
(1310) Oh, and they arrested Beau LaMonde.
(1311) Oh, see? It's good.
(1312) Show me your hands, now!
(1313) Guess there's nothing left to do but
(1314) go get on a plane back to New York, huh'?
(1315) No, we're not going nowhere, you still got a competition to win. Let's go.
(1316) All right, Anthony.
(1317) Take care of yourself. You, too.
(1318) Take care. Hey.
(1319) You cleared Wilson's name and you caught some really bad folks.
(1320) You done us proud. Thanks, Big Ray.
(1321) Maybe I can visit more often. Oh, hell no.
(1322) But listen, you are gonna kick out for the bodywork on that Caddy,
(1323) Mr. Big Fancy Pl.
(1324) And you tell Antoine I said, "Riff that shit up."
(1325) Big Ray, man“.
(1326) It's you, man. You the man.
(1327) Nice sweater.
(1328) You know what, fuck you.
(1329) And the action is fast and furious here
(1330) as our chefs are preparing their catfish courtbouillon.
(1331) It's gonna be some seriously good food here.
(1332) It's already smelling wonderful,
(1333) and we haven't even lit the fire yet.
(1334) We'll be back here on Bayou to Bourbon Street
(1335) right after this.
(1336) Can we get some stage hands up here
(1337) and push this table out of the way?
(1338) Sorry, coming through. Excuse us.
(1339) Anthony, where you been? You're a little late.
(1340) Is this our chef? Hey, how y'all doing?
(1341) Hi, Anthony Hester. Sorry about that.
(1342) Hi, Chef Tardy, how are you'?
(1343) Who's this? Are Batman and Robin gonna cook?
(1344) No, I'm just his manager. Manager?
(1345) You could've managed to get him here quicker, you think?
(1346) I love this guy, right?
(1347) You got this.
(1348) Shit, man, I haven't had any prep time.
(1349) What? What are you talking about?
(1350) Remember what Big Ray said, "Let it flow, just let it flow."
(1351) Back in five, people.
(1352) All right, let it flow. Flow on out of here.
(1353) Four, three, two“. Off the stage.
(1354) Calm down, Chef Boyardee.
(1355) And we're back here on Bayou 10 Bourbon Street,
(1356) and the action is fast and furious.
(1357) I'm Guy Mancini, and you can see our chefs are really
(1358) flying into ii.
(1359) Yeah, and what do we see over here?
(1360) Jamie is Knocking out“. It looks like Jamie is making a mirepoix.
(1361) Yeah, all of our chefs are really... Jay, what's he doing?
(1362) ...really getting involved.
(1363) Oh, he's focusing his energy. He'll be all right.
(1364) Tearing it up over here as they prepare their catfish courtbouillon.
(1365) He looks paralyzed.
(1366) No, no, no. He knows what he's doing.
(1367) RAY". You got to give yourself over to it.
(1368) Just riff, brother. Just riff.
(1369) Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that.
(1370) We've got a lot of action going on.
(1371) Let's see what he does with his fish,
(1372) 'cause everybody else is so far ahead of him.
(1373) Come on, Anthony.
(1374) Looking good, Anthony.
(1375) I know you can't really rush art,
(1376) but we are gonna rush our catfish courtbouillons over here.
(1377) Oh, there it is.
(1378) Looking at him. Scoring his fish.
(1379) Oh, Jesus, it's a fire!
(1380) Anybody ever seen anything like this before?
(1381) Ladies and gentlemen, you're looking at a winner.
(1382) Wow, it's smelling really good, too.
(1383) You're the best!
(1384) Around.
(1385) And next up is Chef Anthony Hester's new creation
(1386) of, uh, catfish amandine.
(1387) We'll start with you, Carol.
(1388) I see some...
(1389) This dish is superb.
(1390) ...real soul in here.
(1391) I can taste the passion in this dish.
(1392) This dish is very complex,
(1393) to the point of being dangerous.
(1394) ANNOUNCER". Crotch crickets ruining your love life?
(1395) Annoying chirping sounds from your nether regions keeping you up ail night?
(1396) Try Crick-a-cil, the number-one crotch crickets-be-gone cream
(1397) and take back your night.
(1398) Side effects may include dry mouth, fever,
(1399) rabbit ears, flatulence, loose bowels, dandruff,
(1400) snot bubbles, and premature balding. Consult your doctor.
(1401) And our judges have conferred.
(1402) And after tasting all of our entries today,
(1403) they have come to a conclusion.
(1404) And the winner of today's Bayou to Bourbon Street Festival
(1405) is none other than“.
(1406) Alligator cheesecake? Mmm-hmm. We can do that.
(1407) Okay?
(1408) Yeah, and if you see Big Ray, tell him I said hi.
(1409) Okay, I love you. I love you.
(1410) How's Simone? Hey. She's good.
(1411) I told her maybe I'll fly down for Mardi Gras. Ah!
(1412) Anthony Hester.
(1413) I understand that you have a restaurant up in New York.
(1414) Yes. What's the name of it? Give it a plug.
(1415) Uh... Uh...
(1416) GUY". Name. Name of the restaurant.
(1417) It's... Hey, man, I like the new name.
(1418) I'm kind of in between names. Thanks, Jules.
(1419) Okay, here we go right here.
(1420) Your marinated kale.
(1421) And that is your fresh salad.
(1422) All right, it's good. Come, come. Go, go, go, Table 3.
(1423) Mr. Hester.
(1424) I have no weapons.
(1425) Your whole body is a weapon.
(1426) What other parts of you are enhanced?
(1427) Want me to show you?
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